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no, please get rid of this immediately

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Got a nice feel to it. but, the crist render isn't finished.

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Take it down now

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#4, it does have a nice feel, besides the choppiness

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*Whistles for E_G*

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As a Christian, the only thing I find offensive is how bad this is. :/

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#7, Haha, same here.

If you're offended by this, you need to grow some.

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#7, agreed.

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I personally am not offended by this, however, I know the main idea of this WAS to offend Christians.

#6, E_G can't remove boxes, you know.

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#10, how does it offend them, it actually says nice things.

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#10, I know, but he'll use his badass ''This is inappropriate'' Mad Skillz. ...


... and nothing will happen...


but i was just waiting for him to come along =P
lol

and as a non believer in everything in life.
... i just drift around doing my own thing.

i dont find this offensive, but its just not a good subject for a boxart =/

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If anyone finds this appropriate, I will crucify myself.

...wait, maybe i shouldn't have said that... *leaves*

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This is stupid take it down

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#11 Its offensive because this is just such a non-idea for a game! I mean you cant just find a random non-game related picture and slap it on a template. A game like this would never be made because to be honest... who wants to play as Jesus? It'd be a pretty lame game! Just moving around, walking on water and curing people of blindness. I mean what is Jesus meant to do?! Get a shotgun and go on a GTA-style rampage?
I know people are free to make boxes on this site that will prob never happen but seriously.... theres gotta be even a tiny bit of realism to it.

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#15, lol..? *leaves and talks to Greg about random stuff*

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#15, That was probably one of the most cotroversial comments I've ever heard...I'm sure many religious people would want to play as him...

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#17 But what would you actually do whilst playing as him? Bless people for 10 hours? What type of game would it be? FPS? Platformer? how about an RPG? You can level up Jesus to grant him new magical powers ^_^

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this terrrible. I am a strong catholic please take it down

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#19 To be honest, it doesn't really matter what religion you are, either way its a pretty bad box.
Im Pagan myself but even if I was some sort of really strong christian, I would still find this box tasteless :P

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Has anyone played this? I can't get past the level where you heal the blind man! Such hard button combos.

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Ah come on! :P
If a box like this can get 2 favs then whats the point of even making an effort anymore!!

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#22, Cerium i didnt fave it and i cant take the fave off seriously. It doesnt say remove from favorites. Man Help!

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How the hell do i unfave this?

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dammit, 25 comments people?! Just leave this spam alone, let it die out! No more comments

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#11, yeah i agree i dont see how i find it offensive if it says nice things.

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Haha nice, I see all the apparent "Christians and Catholics" in here.
Damned hypocrites.
Oh, and directed towards the strong Catholic comment.
You're the reason why I hate going to church.

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#27 That was very rude of you. I highly doubt HE is the SOLE REASON you don't go to church.

If he is, you are a sad, strange little man.

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#28, OMG i laugh so hard at of the last part of your Comment XDDDD

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that would actualy be fun walking around in a virtual bethlaham healing people.

#27 you might wanna think before you post.

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#7, I'm a Christian too, but I think if he tried his best on this, that's good enough. He needs to try at least though.

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~KG~, AND BOXART CREATOR,
I WILL STAND UP FOR WHAT I BELIEVE IN. AND THE HEAVENLY FATHER WILL NOT BLESS YOU IN YOUR LIFE IF YOU PUT PEOPLE DOWN FOR WHAT THEY STAND UP FOR. AS LONG AS YE HAVE BEEN SAVED, AND KNOW YE HAVE BEEN SAVED, IN YOUR HEART, MIND AND SOUL, AND YOU HAVE BEEN FORGIVEN FOR THOU SIN, ON THY DAY OF JUDGEMENT, THOU SHALT PASS THE HEAVENLY GATES AND STEP YE FEET INTO THE WONDEROUS DIVINE KINGDOM OF THE HEAVENLY FATHER, THE LORD THY GOD, AMEN.

P.S.
NO MATTER WHAT, I SHALL BELIEVE IN MY HEART WHAT I HAVE BEEN TAUGHT. AND YOU KNOW IN YOUR HEART THAT YOU DO NOT WANT ANYONE TO GO TO HELL, UNLESS YOU ARE POISONED BY SATAN. EVEN WITH YOU PUTTING ME AND STAR89ER DOWN, I STILL WISH YOU WELL AND HOPE TO SEE YOU IN THE KINGDOM OF GOD. AMEN, AND AMEN.

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They made a movie, why not a game. As long as it doesn't bring down any religions and keeps true to the bible, it wouldn't be so bad. It might be a good thing. Most kids look up to their fav. game characters. Why not have jesus be who they look up to? Personally i'm not christian so i'm not sure how those who are feel about it, but thats my opinion.

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Oh, jeez, Cristianity...

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Guys, let's just stop discussing religion in here. we don't want a big fight to start!
) : |

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Cerium,
let's just get it clear it is not magic.
that's satanic! it is the power of God, ok?
*Hits head really hard (Ow, that hurt)* :P

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#27, ...And I supposed to collab with you for the comp?
No thanks.

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It is a bit choppy... but i just don't see how strong religious types could be offended! Seriously!!

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What? I'm more surprised at people's overreaction more than anything.

Judging from the author's IP, he's one of someone's alternate accounts and this was probably made to wind up the oversensitive religious types so don't act like a tool and let it get to you.

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fuck religion. Who needs it.

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Caps Lock is a button, not a lifestyle. Just for the record...

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Its not very good worse than steveboi12's boxes

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#43, you ARE steveboi12, you told me over PMs. it is stupid to mention your alternate. n00bs these days, DAMN this site is starting to suck.

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How am i Steveboi12

edit i didnt pm you

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#45, well, first, you say that he's REALLY good, then you only start posting when he gets banned, and you told me.

EDIT: you did. Reed, please call an IP check.

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WHAT

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#47 This may be a stupid question but are you HyperShadow2008? =/

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#48, he MAY just be.

EDIT: or just a fan... LOL! XD

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someone ban all these idiots. This whole Hypershadow fad has gone too far. You and your "friends" make being a Sonic/Shadow fan embarassing.

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#50, i agree.

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#51, I laughed out loud. XD

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#52, what?.... oh god, here we go...

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#44, ''n00bs these days.''

oh the delicious irony ;)

Your acting like your a veteran...

and that youve been on the site for ages.

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#54, I was thinking the same thing...

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All right, you need to stop using the box comments as a chatroom.

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#54, i've viewed it for about 2 weeks before joining, but seriousely, COME ON! anyway, as for the box, again not bad, but just too damn choppy.

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I am just a big fan of hypershadow2008

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#58, yeah, suuure you are, his boxes are awful.

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#13: agh... just noticed... i made a typo... it was supposed to be "offensive" =/ *facepalms*

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His boxes are good, I like sonic unleshed

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#61, REALLY???

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I dont understand..... 62 comments..?

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#57, Yep, two weeks makes you a veteran.

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#64, i never said i was a veteran, whatever that is.

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65 comments? This is ridiculous. Why don't you all go comment on boxes that aren't terrible? Also, HyperShadow2007, piss off. We all know you're HyperShadow2008.

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#66, yeah... like my Metroid box.

(zomgadvertising!!!1)

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#66, sorry, but the way you worded those last two sentences, made me laugh out loud, in a good way.

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This is pretty pathetic that a box like this has this many comments...

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#69, how do you know that?

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you guys kind of just owned yourselves...

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#72, okaaaayyyyy.......

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I more upset over the fact that this gets more attention then some of the boxes that people try to create and get attention for, its upsetting that this has more attention than my box and im offended by this

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#75, how does it offend you? i'm just intrested.

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Please, please, please stop commenting on this. And i agree with #75

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link

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#78, dont post your other accounts author page.

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HI

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#80, are you HS07? you just replied for him, whoops. haha. he said that its not his other account, then changed it, Reed, please ban this guy.

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THIS HAS 82 FREAKIN' COMMENTS. THIS TYPE OF STUFF IS NOT APPRECIATED. STOP COMMENTING!!!

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#82, *opens mouth*


*closes*

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#83, lol..?

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OH FFS!
If this gets another comment then..... er.... im gonna kick a small kitten :P

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

/COMMENTS

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Ban him

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Ban him

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#87, STFU!!!!!!

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#89, I will now kill you for bumping this mess of a box.

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#89, it looks even more ofenceive =/

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Reed recently allowed me to ban members so Blackadder has being permanently banned for being an alternate account.

Please guys comment on something else now, it's pretty obvious it was just made to wind some people up.

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#92, I'm ecstatic, yet I'm also worried.

I've got ten to one you're going to ban me this week. =P

Who was blackadder?

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#93 If you keep bumping worthless boxes like this, you prob will be -.-

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#94, You're pretty thick.

E_G posted about 25 minutes before me.

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#95 Whats your point? E_G nicely asked people not to comment this but you carry on. HA! Me thick?

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#96, My point is that it wasn't a bump, I was asking a perfectly logical question.

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And the comments keep on rolling.

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i have to say, the ESRB and the jesus dev logo made me chuckle, the box itself isnt meant to be funny though, isn't it? but, you get a fav coz of that.

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I think it's plain old offensive to Christians. And #32 what was that speech for?

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I agree with #33, it can just be a movie game. I'm sure many people would love to play as Jesus, I would rent it myself.

The art is pretty plain, I think Jesus should be in the middle, just one cross.

I like your creativity with the ESRB rating, and the SEGA style Jesus.

And what is this? A bunch of little girls going back and forth about how many comments there are and how offensive it is. Obviously most of you can't read, because it says good things about Christ. Most of you should be banned for going to off topic.

If you are truly Christian or Catholic, this shouldn't offend you. There is nothing bad here.

I hope the author wasn't banned for this box.

3/5

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To all people who say they are offended:
THEN DON'T WATCH THE DAMN BOX!

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#102, watching the box? Huh?

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#32, My Gosh, you have just overdone it. L2ReadtheBible you Fundamentalist.

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#103, XDD

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bad and very choppy but im a newb so i dont know

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#106 STOP BUMPING! (JEbUS CHRIST) aw crap...

(I spelt Jesus like that on purpose so I don't use his name in vain.)

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Oh my gosh!!!!
I read the comments on this box just for laughs! HAHA!
You guys are muy inteligente! /sarcasm.
P.S.: Maybe they're just offended because it's on the PS3. HAHA!

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ANTICHRIST!

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#109, Wow a noob would bump this >_>

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#109 This box was dead before you bumped it >.<

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this is the gayest thing ever

like the nerds say these days........."EPIC FAIL"

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I'm gonna make a remake of this box


TONIGHT

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Umm, you better not.

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well, you know what they say:
jesus could walk on water, but chuck norris could swim on land

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I don't see how ANYONE can be offended by this. There are no swears, nothing at all is implied. Only Christ on a cross.

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#116 Thanks for bumping this up again.
People are offended because of how bad this box is made and how pointless it is! Exactly what you said, its just Christ on a cross in a PS3 template. Everything is choppy or blurry and the whole thing is effortless. Thats why people are offended.

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its alrite but not the best

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#117 It ain't the best boxart. Isee your point

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wtf 119 comments dude! For comments not pertaining to the box in question, please use the forum. This is not your personal chat room. Do not bump your own box, and do not beg for comments and faves.

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#120, Jesus stop commenting on this

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I think that it's your decision on your faith. But making fun of other people's beliefs is just wrong, man. I'm sorry if this relates nothing to the box, or if it gets me banned. I don't care. I believe in God. The good lord. The one and only. AMEN.
(That's for all of the good ol' Christians, Catholics, Mormen, Lutherans, you get the picture).
As for all of the other believers that don't believe what I do, I respect your beliefs, but it just makes me MAD when someone makes fun of something that I believe in. Here in my country, it's freedom of religion, but, whatever law says, you have a conscience! You know that it's just plain wrong to make fun of others' beliefs.
AMEN AND AMEN.

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#122, there is no reason for you to bump this box. Its a very touchy subject.

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Wow, you even got Hitler as a avatar...

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#124, Actually, that's Rowan Atkinson as Edmund BlackAdder!

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Nice pic. could be better quality though :)
Jesus ftw

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Someone take this down.... Now...

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Longest comment thread ever?

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AWESOME! FAVED

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This thing is STILL getting bumped? -_-

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It will get bumped forever every time some member discovers it, unless it's deleted altogether or moved into a "Box Bin" section alongside some other obviously "troll attention" boxes one can see here.

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