stopid debate.

[finalfantaseer22]

okay, my friend wrote this in like 5th grade.
its really retarded,
but i find it entertaining.



STOOPID DEBATE

If Donny went to McDonalds then there can't be any underwear drawer, or for that matter Russian coconuts dressed as blow driers, because I washed that tomato yesterday, and the geek couldn't have got those thickets to B2K unless he had a right leg....

Yeah, but, three times a box of square pieces is seventy five percent wrong. No one can function without make-up, especially the mini-platypus in your microwave. And without the mini-platypus, there would be no orange candies. Therefore, the sum of paper and Ritalin must be...Canada!

Oh...so that’s how the tuna fish monkey dolphins got in my freezer!! If the encyclopedia only sprouts broccoli at midnight, then how did the hamster get in the blow dryer? Because I don’t remember replacing my underwear drawer with green Jell-O. Unless the tree stole my toilet disguised as a Russian coconut in disguise as a chicken.

Right legs are overrated! Don't trust a donkey in a bathtub full of watermelon pie! My aunt asked me to take out the green and replace it with lemon custard and tartar sauce. Please tell her she isn't a female.

But that's wrong because the kiddy pool requires duct tapes under 30032 to enter Terminator 4: Piketon. Because if you don't your uncle Will not know what you did last august. Which Means Amish are more high-tech than us, and the creators of pokemon were nazis.

But if you’re not careful the marmalade will eat your toilet brush and then you have no more grapefruit. And then you can’t go to Argentina with Juju the penguin eating electric eel. And then the refrigerator monsters will steal your fruit loops and Hanglide in a bowl of chocolate pudding with chicken flavored mustard garbage can lids on the side.

Blasphemy! If the chicken came first then why did you put the hamster in your Toaster, if your blinker is on? If your blinker is on, then that must mean that the Fat lady hasn't sang but rapped, and everyone knows that Fat is spelt 'chicken' and chicken + donut = fried rice, which means playground in French...

BUT the gerbil only eats Styrofoam cows on Wednesdays, and the cow didn’t /really/ jump over the moon, it was the pig named Oogly Boogly and everyone forgot about him. And that caused a giant fish taco to lay cheese monkey eggs in the ozone layer. So why doesn’t the rabbit forget about the Trix and eat the kids? Because we all know raccoons can’t suntan without spice racks.

Actually, the muffin only howls at the moon when panty hose don’t steal your bacon. Which dances with your mom in a leopard tutu on Saturdays.

I object! The jumpsuit is zebra patterned and only wiggles on Tuesdays! Plus, since blue crayons only exist in Europe why is there Gatorade in your shoe, since your pants is on your head and your yogurt is on your legs, then why'd they make a song about Jimmy, if no one cares is he cracks corn?

Meep rhymes with jeep!! But the elk in my freezer wants to scuba dive. And the bubble in your hair looks like a tuna fish sandwich; therefore the CD player wants to bear your children...

Don’t we all? Or is that because the tuba ate my homework. So technically, the bagel in my ear knows what you did last summer?

Donny doesn't swim in gym shorts on Friday only because of the Pacific Starfish! Its because he burnt his toast in the first place!

As I was saying, the sixteenth little piggy cried "Bloody murder!" All the way home. I especially hate noodles in computer hardware. And hard-software without nostrils. It confuses me to not think that there aren't red and a half fish flying above the ground which is now the ceiling.

In conclusion Djkfhnrghek is not a word!

Moo! I'm a llama!

© JandW, Clamlady and Panta

[treesquirrel12]

.................................................. ........................................ HOLY F**king $h1t that has to be the most demented thing i have ever read in my life since the tuppaware story that a kid in my skewl made up

[Fuzzy_duck]

I am soooo saving that! It was the most random thing I have ever read in my lifetime.

lol I'm going to have sooooo much fun spamming my friends with that.

[lord_arcanus]

i cannot be arsed to read it.

it's too long, like reading lord of the rings, but online.
it's just retarded aswell

[wow]

that the most retared and random story i have ever read in my life

[Ratchetcomand]

Wow this was the most random story i have ever read in my life !

Why did you made this topic ?

[finalfantaseer22]

yes! just the reactions i was hoping for!
i posted it because i was bored.
and high.

[finalfantaseer22]

I am soooo saving that! It was the most random thing I have ever read in my lifetime.

lol I'm going to have sooooo much fun spamming my friends with that.

hey dont forget to keep the copyright in with it, or at least give credit to me.

[Fuzzy_duck]

Don't worry, I don't take credit for other people's brilliance.

I made sure to mention that I got it from somewhere else. The problem is that since this site is unfortunately so small, not many people know of it.

[The Employer]

I made one like this when I was in the 5th grade. my stepmom lamenated it.