Man what a loserUwe Boll, what an interesting personality, known for his promotional stunts he has yet to deliver a film that actually "performs" in the theaters - he's quickly becoming the anti-William Castle. Today he sent an e-mail out exclaiming that he will now release his horror-comedy Postal in theaters May 23, the same day as INDIANA JONES' return. "On the Indiana Jones weekend - May 23 - we will go out and destroy Indiana Jones in the Box Office! We all know that Harrison Ford is older as my grandpa and his time is up - would Michael Moore say!" Good luck with that. Read on to see what else he had to say.
Boll wasn't finished, "Spielberg gets sloppy. We saw that with War of the Worlds (why the f**k the older brother survived?) and also in parts of Jaws, E.T., Munich etc.! My performance in Postal as 'Nazi Theme Park Owner' outperforms easily Ben Kingsley in Schindler's List!"
Does he seriously think people will take him seriously?
In POSTAL: Living on Social Security and unemployed, DUDE desperately seeks employment, but instead finds a life of violent action and adventure when he teams up with his UNCLE DAVE, a financially strapped cult leader, in an effort to rip off an amusement park, only to find that the Taliban are trying the same heist simultaneously.
http://www.bloody-disgusting.com/news/11468. He is really stupid trying to go against The movie king (Steven Spielberg). Uwe Boll really needs to try watching his own films and see that he is not match against Indiana Jones 4.
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03-04-2008, 11:55 AM #1
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This is the funniest thing ive read all day!!!
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03-04-2008, 11:58 AM #2
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There is no way that is real. Those "quotes" are much too grammatically incorrect for anyone to have actually said that. It sounds like a 5 year old kid was trying to make fun of him. I can't imagine him actually talking like that.
Originally Posted by Ratchetcomand
Man what a loser. He is really stupid trying to go against The movie king (Steven Spielberg). Uwe Boll really needs to try watching his own films and see that he is not match against Indiana Jones 4.
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03-04-2008, 12:06 PM #3
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I doubt that is real... Uwe himself admitted that his movies suck. lol you should've watched Gametrailers' interview with him. Instead of asking him "some people have been very critical of your movies, how do you respond to this?" they just say "hey, why do your movies suck?"
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03-04-2008, 12:16 PM #4
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The site is from a official soruce, so it most likey real.
He only knows very little English. Originally Posted by KoopaDasher
So why does he still make movies then?!Uwe himself admitted that his movies suck.
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03-04-2008, 12:22 PM #5
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beats me. check these out. Originally Posted by Ratchetcomand
http://www.gametrailers.com/player/27461.html (see parts 2 and 3 aswell)
http://www.gametrailers.com/player/23431.html
http://www.gametrailers.com/player/9103.html
it's a shame, aswell... he actually seems like a really nice guy.
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03-04-2008, 12:27 PM #6
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He really needs to good to Film school. He completely ditched the original Alone in the Dark script because it "didn't have enough car chases". What an idiot.
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03-04-2008, 12:29 PM #7
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lol imagine what kind of disasters would've happened if he teamed up with Paul Anderson to make the Resident Evil movie...
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03-04-2008, 12:31 PM #8
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the title Resident Evil: Extinction would become literal xD Originally Posted by Vengeance
lol imagine what kind of disasters would've happened if he teamed up with Paul Anderson to make the Resident Evil movie...
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03-04-2008, 12:36 PM #9
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Or they team up to do a AVP movie. My god that would make total fanboy choas. Originally Posted by Vengeance
lol imagine what kind of disasters would've happened if he teamed up with Paul Anderson to make the Resident Evil movie...
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03-04-2008, 12:39 PM #10
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how about an AVP/RE crossover?!?one?!
ok, that was going too far lol...
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To anyone who is wondering why Uwe Boll continues to make movies: it is because there is a loop hole in the tax/law/watever system. The loop hole is that if his movies don't do well in theaters he gets the profits and the production costs of the film back. SO he makes money all the time. They (the government) are trying to fix this loop hole.
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