UPDATE:
So it has been a while since I've updated you all on my progress, and there's a reason for that. Due to prior commitments, hanging out with people, writing up things for my future job, reading a TON of books related to the stuff I need to know NOW, and other related things, I haven't really done any sort of exercising since July 3rd.
Never fear, however. I'm back in the swing of things again (though I really can't spare the time from the stuff I NEED to be doing :-/). I actually just finished doing this workout:
http://www.fitnessmagazine.com/worko...-butt-workout/
I know it says "Brazilian Butt Workout", but it worked out my entire lower body, and even parts of my core. I also know it says that it's a five-minute workout, but it took me 45 minutes to complete, when doing 20 reps of each exercise and holding each position for at least 5 seconds.
I have to say, I am literally soaked with sweat. I look like I just stepped out of the shower, or maybe a pool. I'm drenched. I changing clothes but they were soaked immediately. When I tried to walk out of my room to go get a drink, I actually collapsed. No joke. That's how hard of a workout that is. My legs just collapsed.
As for my other exercises, I have switched to push-ups and crunches for the moment, because I'm more interested in seeing changes in how my clothes fit (chest, back, stomach, etc) than I am in seeing back muscles. I still can't do a complete chin-up or pull up (I can look directly at the bar... that's as far as I can go) but I put on a shirt today that has never fit very well without making me feel awkward and self-conscious, and I thought I looked good in it. Minor victory? I think so.