The Official Movie thread

[Ronthis the Werewolf]

Pretty self explanatory. Discuss upcoming movies, and share movie news.

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Michael Bay states Transformers 4 will take place in space, for the most part.

Not really exciting news, but pretty interesting.

[Ienzo]

A new pornography film directed by an uncertified Lithuanian director featuring Filipino midgets and Belgian housemaids will be released next week.

EDIT: My sources just informed me that the actresses were recently tested for STDs and only one showed up as HIV-positive. Hooray!

EDIT2: I can't be the only one excited for this! Did anyone else see the porno made by an uncredited person (who is presumably the same director as this one) which told the story of the reproduction of cavemen in a prehistoric fashion? It was amazing! I cannot tell if their vaginas were supposed to look like burnt rubber or not, however.

[Pleiades]

Michael Bay states Transformers 4 will take place in space, for the most part.

Why is this man still allowed near a camera?

[Ronthis the Werewolf]

Why is this man still allowed near a camera?

He's making money.

[Mariolee]

A new pornography film directed by an uncertified Lithuanian director featuring Filipino midgets and Belgian housemaids will be released next week.

EDIT: My sources just informed me that the actresses were recently tested for STDs and only one showed up as HIV-positive. Hooray!

EDIT2: I can't be the only one excited for this! Did anyone else see the porno made by an uncredited person (who is presumably the same director as this one) which told the story of the reproduction of cavemen in a prehistoric fashion? It was amazing! I cannot tell if their vaginas were supposed to look like burnt rubber or not, however.

Sweet nipples of Neptune, thank goodness he's uncertified. That's how you know he'll bring the good stuff.

[Ienzo]

Sweet nipples of Neptune, thank goodness he's uncertified. That's how you know he'll bring the good stuff.

I know right! When they're uncertified, it just makes them feel more dangerous or something. Frisky!

[Unknown Flames]

A new pornography film directed by an uncertified Lithuanian director featuring Filipino midgets and Belgian housemaids will be released next week.

EDIT: My sources just informed me that the actresses were recently tested for STDs and only one showed up as HIV-positive. Hooray!

EDIT2: I can't be the only one excited for this! Did anyone else see the porno made by an uncredited person (who is presumably the same director as this one) which told the story of the reproduction of cavemen in a prehistoric fashion? It was amazing! I cannot tell if their vaginas were supposed to look like burnt rubber or not, however.

I don't know man, I haven't really liked his recent work. I felt the special effects and make up for the cavemen weren't as good as his early stuff.

Speaking of which, has anyone seen Cumsluts 9 yet? Is it as good as the original? The last couple were pretty bland.

[Luigi53]

"Bump" Joss Whedon returns for Avengers 2

Breaking news: Joss Whedon has signed on to write and direct The Avengers 2. But not just that… He'll also be developing a Marvel TV show for ABC!

ABC in Talks for Live-Action Avengers-Connected TV Series

Disney Chairman Bob Iger dropped the news during an earnings call with Wall Street analysts today.

While there's no confirmation as to what the TV show in question is yet, we at the IGN offices are thinking it must be the Avengers-related series that was recently revealed to be in very early development.

More to come on this exciting news when we have it…

Source - http://www.ign.com/articles/2012/08/...for-avengers-2

[Vekta101]

A new pornography film directed by an uncertified Lithuanian director featuring Filipino midgets and Belgian housemaids will be released next week.

EDIT: My sources just informed me that the actresses were recently tested for STDs and only one showed up as HIV-positive. Hooray!

EDIT2: I can't be the only one excited for this! Did anyone else see the porno made by an uncredited person (who is presumably the same director as this one) which told the story of the reproduction of cavemen in a prehistoric fashion? It was amazing! I cannot tell if their vaginas were supposed to look like burnt rubber or not, however.

I think that you think you're a lot funnier than you are with many of your recent "stupid" posts. It's more annoying than anything.

[Luigi53]

I think that you think you're a lot funnier than you are with many of your recent "stupid" posts. It's more annoying than anything.

Nearly everyone on this website thinks they are funny posting this kind-of stuff.

[Ronthis the Werewolf]

Official Dragonball Z 2013 Movie Trailer



I jizzed. Six times.

[ColonCatastrophe]

Official Dragonball Z 2013 Movie Trailer



I jizzed. Six times.

WOW. Wow. Nothing that has to do with anything and then Goku for two seconds. WOW. COLOR ME completely careless.

[XCore]

I'm pretty sure that this has been mentioned a billion times on these forums, but yeah... Christopher Nolan is BEAUTIFUL.

The Dark Knight Rises is simply beautiful in every single way. The trilogy itself is probably the best trilogy to grace cinema in the past 15 years.

I can't see anybody else playing Solid Snake on film other than Bale. Bale as Snake, that's wizardry right there. Gary Oldman as Ocelot - okay maybe not, Tom Hardy as Raven, Michael Caine as Colonel Campbell (with the induced and slightly obvious over toned American accent)... I can see this shit happening.

[Scorpion Soldier]

So the word is that The Avengers 2 is heading for a May 2015 release date. Sounds about right, since Iron Man 3, Thor: The Dark World, Captain America: The Winter Soldier, Guardians of the Galaxy and possibly Ant Man are being released in 2013 and 2014 it would make sense. Already can't wait!

[Unknown Flames]

Official Dragonball Z 2013 Movie Trailer



I jizzed. Six times.

more piece of shit dragonball movies, hooray!

[Ronthis the Werewolf]

more piece of shit dragonball movies, hooray!

The animated movies aren't bad, it's that horrible excuse of a movie Evolution.

[YoshiStar]

more piece of shit dragonball movies, hooray!

Shut up. Just shut up. It's gonna be awesome. The DBZ movies are good anyway, and this one has a lot more involvement from Akira Toriyama. We're also going to finally see DBZ with better animation and production quality than ever before. The last DBZ movie was made in 1996, when I was 3 years old. Imagine the improvements. I'm excited.

WOW. Wow. Nothing that has to do with anything and then Goku for two seconds. WOW. COLOR ME completely careless.

It's called a teaser trailer. And it has everything to do with Dragonball Z. Those wastelands and plateaus are so signature of DBZ.

Seriously ... are RTW and I the only ones excited for this? DBZ is like my favorite show ever, despite the plotholes.

[darthnater]

Seriously ... are RTW and I the only ones excited for this? DBZ is like my favorite show ever, despite the plotholes.

No, I'm pretty stoked about this too. (Wish I could read Japanese though. Is there a translation anywhere?)
Also, while the smell of live-action anime movies are in the air, I kind of liked Speed Racer.

Come at me bro.

[SilentMan101]

The last DBZ movie was made in 1996, when I was 3 years old.

Ahem.

http://dragonball.wikia.com/wiki/Dra...Friends_Return!!

Anywho, I still get flack for loving Evolution. I mean I really blame the script. The movie looked beautiful and other then Yamcha I loved the casting. I think if given another chance with a new writer, something good could happen. Then again I also love GT so..... I really love anything DB related so

[Ronthis the Werewolf]

(Wish I could read Japanese though. Is there a translation anywhere?)

“All Humanity has Been Waiting”, “Televised in Over 40 Countries”, “230 Million Copies Printed”, and the announcement of a “Super-Expanding Roadshow” on the date of the movie’s release, 30 March 2013.
Prepare Yourself , Son-Goku is back!

I get goosebumps just from reading it