Jokes

[YoshiStar]

I didn't search to see if one existed, but even if it did, I see no point in finding it and bumping it up. Anyway, share jokes here.

1. What's the similarity between a squirrel and a plum? Theyre both purple, except for the squirrel.

2. Two peanuts were walking down an alleyway. One was a salted.

[Ronthis the Werewolf]

2 guys walk into a bar, 1 ducks.

[mchapra]

Visual Basic

[Unknown Flames]

This thread now belongs to me.

1. What do dogs eat at the movies? Pupcorn

2. Who is the coolest animal in the animal kingdom? The Hip-po

3. Why was the cookie sad? Because his mom was a wafer too long!

[mchapra]

Firefox

[TheNiceGuy]

Before I piss people off, can I tell blonde jokes?

[mchapra]

TheNiceGuy being funny

[TheNiceGuy]

Too late.

There is three construction workers, a Ginger, a brunette, and a blonde. They are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The ginger opens his lunch, and has a tuna sandwich. "if I get tuna again I'm going to jump off this building". The brunette opens his lunch, and has a ham sandwich. "if I get ham again, I'm jumping too". The blonde opens his lunch and has a jelly sandwich. "if I get this again, I'm also jumping".
The next day, the Ginger opens his lunch, has tuna, and jumps. The brunette has ham, so he jumps. The blonde has jelly, so he jumped. At the funeral, all the wives were crying. The ginger's wife said "he should of told me he didn't want tuna!". the brunette's wife said "he should of told me he didn't want ham!" and the blonde's wife said "I don't understand. He made his own lunch"

[Luigi53]

Too late.

There is three construction workers, a Ginger, a brunette, and a blonde. They are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The ginger opens his lunch, and has a tuna sandwich. "if I get tuna again I'm going to jump off this building". The brunette opens his lunch, and has a ham sandwich. "if I get ham again, I'm jumping too". The blonde opens his lunch and has a jelly sandwich. "if I get this again, I'm also jumping".
The next day, the Ginger opens his lunch, has tuna, and jumps. The brunette has ham, so he jumps. The blonde has jelly, so he jumped. At the funeral, all the wives were crying. The ginger's wife said "he should of told me he didn't want tuna!". the brunette's wife said "he should of told me he didn't want ham!" and the blonde's wife said "I don't understand. He made his own lunch"

Huh...

[TheNiceGuy]

What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa? Santa stopped at three ho's

[mchapra]

id software

[super-mega-hyper-sonic]

in the next 10 years all triple A games will be on smartphones

[mchapra]

ChromeOS

[super-mega-hyper-sonic]

chromebook is a good notebook.

[mchapra]

Yahoo!

[super-mega-hyper-sonic]

macs aren't overpriced.

[mchapra]

HP Printer

[super-mega-hyper-sonic]

windows 8 is worth the upgrade.

[mchapra]

Origin

[XCore]

karma