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    Quote Originally Posted by MattStar View Post
    To each his own. Minecraft looks like a boring piece of shit to me.
    Yes. Uh.. what point were you trying to prove?


    Quote Originally Posted by Bastart View Post
    An interesting, polished up, boring piece of shit, you meant, right?
    Interesting yes. The demo was still boring as hell.

    Quote Originally Posted by Pleiades View Post
    That comment was just as unnecessary and pointless as his.
    Forgive MattStar, he's understood people have opinions on the internet and he doesn't like it.
    Last edited by mchapra; 06-05-2012 at 08:19 PM.

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    Ubisoft is pretty bad at selecting hosts. I mean Toboscus is great and all but making him sit back and read questions from a Twitter feed directly after a trailer or demo is ridiculous. Here's a formula for success:

    Step 1 - Hire Michael Ironside, original voice of Sam Fisher.
    Step 2 - Put Michael Ironside behind a pedestal.
    Step 3 - Direct spotlight on Michael Ironside, everything else dark.
    Step 4 - Have Michael Ironside read introductions to each item presented (gameplay, cinematic trailer, reveal, etc.)
    Step 5 - Remove spotlight, roll video.
    Step 6 - Video ends. Spotlight back on Michael Ironside. Michael Ironside adds [reads] closing remarks about video. Notes release date.
    Step 7 - Rinse, repeat.
    Step 8 - Michael Ironside thanks you for coming to Ubisoft Press Conference.
    Step 9 - Applause.

    If all goes well viewers and attendees will take company, presentation, and products seriously.

    Things to note:
    -No dubstep
    -No dubstep
    -No dubstep
    -No performances
    -No live demos by overly-enthusiastic demo-ers (we [viewer] are capable of discerning gameplay from cinematic)
    -No dubstep
    -Incoherent French accents are incoherent and French.

    That is all.
    Last edited by hesit8; 06-05-2012 at 09:52 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mchapra View Post
    Yes. Uh.. what point were you trying to prove?

    Forgive MattStar, he's understood people have opinions on the internet and he doesn't like it.
    I don't see where you got that from. He just was disagreeing and giving an example. I would be perfectly fine if I were to say something against Half Life in a Valve thread, then you to reply with an example of how you don't like Fallout 3.

    I think it was more of a "There was no need for that." type of comment.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RAiDeN-209 View Post
    I don't see where you got that from. He just was disagreeing and giving an example. I would be perfectly fine if I were to say something against Half Life in a Valve thread, then you to reply with an example of how you don't like Fallout 3.

    I think it was more of a "There was no need for that." type of comment.
    I'm talking on subject, it's clear I am interested but the demo looked painfully boring and scripted for the purposes of E3.

    Also no, he was just mad and trying to insult me with a game I like. Forgetting the fact that I don't give a fuck about his opinion on what I like.
    Last edited by mchapra; 06-06-2012 at 01:28 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mchapra View Post
    Also no, he was just mad and trying to insult me with a game I like. Forgetting the fact that I don't give a fuck about his opinion on what I like.
    Nope, when I thought of boring, Minecraft came to mind.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MattStar View Post
    Nope, when I thought of boring, Minecraft came to mind.
    Keep trying 0/10

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    Minecraft sucks
    NIHIL EST ULTRA EUM

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    Quote Originally Posted by RAiDeN-209 View Post
    I just saw the Watch Dogs video. Did I like it? Well, let's just say it overtook Grand Theft Auto V, AC3, Metal Gear Rising, The Last of Us, Bioshock Infinite, etc. on my most anticipated games list.

    It seriously looks like it has potential to be one of the greatest games ever made.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MattStar View Post
    Nope, when I thought of boring, Minecraft came to mind.
    Unnecessary...

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