Last edited by mchapra; 06-05-2012 at 08:19 PM.
Ubisoft is pretty bad at selecting hosts. I mean Toboscus is great and all but making him sit back and read questions from a Twitter feed directly after a trailer or demo is ridiculous. Here's a formula for success:
Step 1 - Hire Michael Ironside, original voice of Sam Fisher.
Step 2 - Put Michael Ironside behind a pedestal.
Step 3 - Direct spotlight on Michael Ironside, everything else dark.
Step 4 - Have Michael Ironside read introductions to each item presented (gameplay, cinematic trailer, reveal, etc.)
Step 5 - Remove spotlight, roll video.
Step 6 - Video ends. Spotlight back on Michael Ironside. Michael Ironside adds [reads] closing remarks about video. Notes release date.
Step 7 - Rinse, repeat.
Step 8 - Michael Ironside thanks you for coming to Ubisoft Press Conference.
Step 9 - Applause.
If all goes well viewers and attendees will take company, presentation, and products seriously.
Things to note:
-No dubstep
-No dubstep
-No dubstep
-No performances
-No live demos by overly-enthusiastic demo-ers (we [viewer] are capable of discerning gameplay from cinematic)
-No dubstep
-Incoherent French accents are incoherent and French.
That is all.
Last edited by hesit8; 06-05-2012 at 09:52 PM.
I don't see where you got that from. He just was disagreeing and giving an example. I would be perfectly fine if I were to say something against Half Life in a Valve thread, then you to reply with an example of how you don't like Fallout 3.
I think it was more of a "There was no need for that." type of comment.
I'm talking on subject, it's clear I am interested but the demo looked painfully boring and scripted for the purposes of E3.
Also no, he was just mad and trying to insult me with a game I like. Forgetting the fact that I don't give a fuck about his opinion on what I like.
Last edited by mchapra; 06-06-2012 at 01:28 AM.
Minecraft sucks
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