The Relationships Thread of Discussing the Enigma that is Women

[Ienzo]

Haha, wow, I feel pathetic now. I can't believe I actually liked her. It turns out she was cheating on my brother half the time they were dating.

Haha, what a whore.

Haha man, what a whore man. Yeah what a whore, haha.

[Ronthis the Werewolf]

Haha man, what a whore man. Yeah what a whore, haha.

I missed the joke...

[BioHazard-92]

Hey guys I got a girlfriend and she has HUGE tits!!

[Necromancer]

Hey guys I got a girlfriend and she has HUGE tits!!

Doubt it.

[Ronthis the Werewolf]

Hey guys I got a girlfriend and she has HUGE tits!!

Silly Watson, your hand can't have tits.

[BioHazard-92]

Doubt it.

Silly Watson, your hand can't have tits.

She has the biggest boobs I've ever seen! And I've seen a lot lol

[madoublex]

Silly Watson, your hand can't have tits.

+rep for you.

[coolguy753]

Ya... I broke up with my girlfriend. Boy did I make a mistake with that one.

I'm sorry man, I've seen you post about her sometimes for a while now. That really sucks, I hope you don't think about it too much now. Because I reminisce and I reminisce and it's starting to kill me. Try and move on, and just remember the good times with her, however hard that it is.

[Ienzo]

I'm sorry man, I've seen you post about her sometimes for a while now. That really sucks, I hope you don't think about it too much now. Because I reminisce and I reminisce and it's starting to kill me. Try and move on, and just remember the good times with her, however hard that it is.

Coolguy, this is a pretty irrelevant question, but are you homosexual or bisexual?

[coolguy753]

Coolguy, this is a pretty irrelevant question, but are you homosexual or bisexual?

Bisexual.

[RAiDeN-209]

She has the biggest boobs I've ever seen! And I've seen a lot lol

Nobody gives a shit.

[beardedwalrus]

She has the biggest boobs I've ever seen! And I've seen a lot lol

She's 16. You're like, what, 19?

[Deividas]

She's 16. You're like, what, 19?

thats messed up

[Mariolee]

Ya... I broke up with my girlfriend. Boy did I make a mistake with that one.

Really, it always seemed as if you had nothing but nice and wonderful things to say about her. If you don't mind me asking, what happened?

Haha, wow, I feel pathetic now. I can't believe I actually liked her. It turns out she was cheating on my brother half the time they were dating.

Haha, what a whore.

Seriously though, think of this as a good learning experience for you.

Silly Watson, your hand can't have tits.

I laughed.

[TheKoopaDasher]

I never went to my senior prom. I asked a girl who was a freshman at the time, when I was a senior. Three year age difference. Her parents wouldn't let her go with me. I was so disappointed I ended up staying home and beating Super Mario 64. Again.

I found out later that my school has an event at prom every year where they reminisce back on things that happened to the class. Apparently one of the memories they brought up in the middle of prom was "Remember when Koopa was beat up in middle school? And his glasses were broken? That was great!". And everyone laughed.

I have to say... as much as I liked the girl, had that happened to me while I was AT prom, I would have walked out and left her standing there and never looked back.

[Eggboy'13]

You've got issues, bro.

You need to.. I don't even know, you just sound like you've got some issues..

[Nerdysimmer]

I went to my senior prom with a date because I was pressured to go.

I end up looking back at this memory and laugh at how awful it was, because I. Hated. Every. Single. Second of it.

I wanted to go with some girl in high school, but I was turned down. I ended up going with a girl who my mother suggested to go out with, but it's been like, eight months since I last spoke with her at that time, and I guess she had an interest in me during the time she thought I was looking for a relationship, but at the point of senior prom, I was pretty much in an apathetic attitude.

One of my best friends decided to go I guess after finding out that I was going, but he couldn't sit at the table I sat at, because his date wanted to sit with her friends. I ended up sitting at a table with one student who couldn't stand my sarcasm. The music playing was godawful, and the slow dancing was just awkward. Not to mention that the majority of the students that went to the prom are the ones that I generally did not care about.

At that point I just wanted to go home, but my date wanted to stay, and apparently couldn't control her habit of checking the other students' phones when they were left at the tables. What drove her to do that, I haven't a clue.

The food was decent though.

[Mariolee]

May or may not be going to junior prom, but the tickets are insane expensive holy crap

[Ronthis the Werewolf]

Seriously though, think of this as a good learning experience for you.

Yeah, it is. I'm already over her though, I look back at laugh at it as of now.

[BioHazard-92]

She's 16. You're like, what, 19?

So what? She's still amazing in bed!