The Relationships Thread of Discussing the Enigma that is Women

[KoopaDasher]

Okay.

dam u str8 bbygurl

Oh look at you, posting in text speak like some pre-teen girl, when we're a couple of grown men trying to flirt with each other. Shame on you.

[beardedwalrus]

Oh look at you, posting in 1337 speak like some pre-teen girl, when we're a couple of grown men trying to flirt with each other. Shame on you.

Then please, enlighten me on how a real man flirts.

[KoopaDasher]

Then please, enlighten me on how a real man flirts.

How should I know? That's why I come to you! You're the self-proclaimed master of this stuff! I'm just commenting on how adorable it is that you lack the motor skills to type complete words.

Teach me, master. Teach me how to flirt. Mold me in your image. Though preferably without the walrus addition.

[beardedwalrus]

How should I know? That's why I come to you! You're the self-proclaimed master of this stuff! I'm just commenting on how adorable it is that you lack the motor skills to type complete words.

Teach me, master. Teach me how to flirt. Mold me in your image. Though preferably without the walrus addition.

Sorry man. I only know how flirting applies to walruses. Koopas are a whole different story.

In all seriousness though, I don't know how I do it. All I have to do is carry myself with confidence and that "Yep, I'm a badass motherfucker" attitude, and girls come to me. I don't know why that works for me though. I see guys all the time just as confident as me that couldn't get a girl if they wanted. Maybe I'm just hot. Who knows.

[YoshiStar]

Just be confident. Don't try to flirt forcefully. Just let it kinda happen.

[Unknown Flames]

Say a joke.

Bitches love jokes.

[Higashi89]

In all seriousness though, I don't know how I do it. All I have to do is carry myself with confidence and that "Yep, I'm a badass motherfucker" attitude, and girls come to me. I don't know why that works for me though. I see guys all the time just as confident as me that couldn't get a girl if they wanted. Maybe I'm just hot. Who knows.

Yep, you're a badass motherfucker

[slimd1995]

How to get girls:

1. Be attractive
2. Don't be unatractive

[super-mega-hyper-sonic]

How to get girls:

1. Be attractive
2. Don't be unatractive

Shit now I get copious amounts of bitches. Thanks SlimD

[stevencho]

Alright you bearded bastard. Teach me how to flirt. You and me, let's go. Man to man. I can't flirt worth a damn, and you say you can't do anything BUT flirt. I want to learn to flirt. Try and flirt with me.

Wink faces.

Bitches love wink faces.

[beardedwalrus]

Shit now I get copious amounts of bitches. Thanks SlimD

This is the greatest picture on the internet

[HalfSwiss]

So this girl's friend knows I like her, good or bad?

[Unknown Flames]

So this girl's friend knows I like her, good or bad?

What is this, 7th grade? GO ASK THIS BITCH OUT.

[HalfSwiss]

What is this, 7th grade? GO ASK THIS BITCH OUT.

Ayye I'm really not sure if she likes me. I think she would more than likely if I wasn't a grade below her.
I'm also kind of a pussy.

[Ienzo]

I'm also kind of a pussy.

"I am what I eat."

[HalfSwiss]

"I am what I eat."

Hahaha.

[beardedwalrus]

Ayye I'm really not sure if she likes me.

Shitty reason. By the time you would have found out, she'll have moved on cause you took to long. Go for it.

[HalfSwiss]

Shitty reason. By the time you would have found out, she'll have moved on cause you took to long. Go for it.

My main problem is though that we have first block together for the next month and probably half of next year too.

[Ervo]

I'm also kind of a pussy.

"I am what I eat."

Haha, my band has a shirt about this topic...

My main problem is though that we have first block together for the next month and probably half of next year too.

You should go for it anyways.

[DeathSpawn11]

Welcome back.

Haha was just popping in for a gay update on my life. (I might do a new box or s/t soon though WHO KNOWS)

I know you don't know me, but I really admired you when you were here.

Pretty sure I was still active when you were around lol, but rock on. \m/

Long distance relationships can be tricky, so make sure you're committed!! That said, couldn't be happier for you bro.

Yeah it's definitely a bit tough at times, but we really like each other and have no problems with each other so it works really well. But thanks duder!