The Relationships Thread of Discussing the Enigma that is Women

[roza]

I seem to only attract girls who aren't my type, or out of my time zone.... and I only seem to BE attracted to girls out of my time zone... I hate my area so much -.-

[Mariolee]

So what? She's still amazing in bed!

I may be mistaken, but isn't that illegal in a lot of states? To have sex with someone under the age of 16, I mean.

[mchapra]

So what? She's still amazing in bed!

Guys it's pretty obvious here, painfully obvious.


Anywho, So I asked this girl out. She said no.


REJECTION.

[amad2]

Guys it's pretty obvious here, painfully obvious.


Anywho, So I asked this girl out. She said no.


REJECTION.

Who could reject a sexy beast like you?

[Unknown Flames]

Guys it's pretty obvious here, painfully obvious.


Anywho, So I asked this girl out. She said no.


REJECTION.

Is she blind or something? How could anyone resist your charm?

[mchapra]

Is she blind or something? How could anyone resist your charm?

Indeed.

[Eggboy'13]

I'd fuck you, I'd fuck you all over, Mub..

[Unknown Flames]

I'd fuck you, I'd fuck you all over, Mub..

Ditto.

[slimd1995]

I may be mistaken, but isn't that illegal in a lot of states? To have sex with someone under the age of 16, I mean.

The age of consent in Massachusetts is 16.

[Daemon]

So what? She's still amazing in bed!

I really can't even begin to express how creepy this post is.

[Mariolee]

The age of consent in Massachusetts is 16.

Ah, well I still can't say I approve of the relationship regardless of whether or not it is legal. The main problem I see here Watson is that the relationship is doomed to fail if only because you seem to identify her not as an actual human being but merely as a sexual object. If I'm wrong, please correct me.

Guys it's pretty obvious here, painfully obvious.


Anywho, So I asked this girl out. She said no.


REJECTION.

How badly did you want this girl and how exactly did you ask her out?

[mchapra]

How badly did you want this girl and how exactly did you ask her out?

Well she was, nice. Nicer than usual, so she let me off easy so it wasn't that shattering. As for her personality, you can say she was somewhat of my version of a "Manic Pixie Dream Girl"(Look it up). It kind of brightened my day people like her are out there.

I didn't come upfront I eased into it. You can say I got friendzoned? I guess.

[Mariolee]

Well she was, nice. Nicer than usual, so she let me off easy so it wasn't that shattering. As for her personality, you can say she was somewhat of my version of a "Manic Pixie Dream Girl"(Look it up). It kind of brightened my day people like her are out there.

I didn't come upfront I eased into it. You can say I got friendzoned? I guess.

Ah I see. So, from what I read, you're looking for a girl that will make you alive, better than you are now?
So it's not a matter of how badly you want this girl, because from what I'm processing, you love the idea of her but not the actual whole person. Is my assumption more or less correct?

[BioHazard-92]

Speaking of which, I'm on the phone with her right now and she wants to fuck me so badly!!! So it's happening this Saturday

[beardedwalrus]

Speaking of which, I'm on the phone with her right now and she wants to fuck me so badly!!! So it's happening this Saturday

Oh, Watson. U so silly. What would VGBA ever do without you being a fucking moron all the time? Never change <3

[Ronthis the Werewolf]

Speaking of which, I'm on the phone with her right now and she wants to fuck me so badly!!! So it's happening this Saturday

Her name isn't Jill, is it?

[mchapra]

Ah I see. So, from what I read, you're looking for a girl that will make you alive, better than you are now?
So it's not a matter of how badly you want this girl, because from what I'm processing, you love the idea of her but not the actual whole person. Is my assumption more or less correct?

You can say that.

[coolguy753]

So I asked out a girl that I really, really, really like today. I got rejected. What I can tell you guys is that rejection is SO much better than not knowing, it gives you some closure, and you don't have that awful feeling of resentment, wondering "what if?". Sure, being accepted is easily the best of the possibilities, and rejection does hit you quite hard, especially for me in this situation. I'm still kind of upset about it, but I'm glad I tried. She said she valued our friendship a lot though, and that was touching, for I know it's genuine.

But anyway, I implore you to bite the bullet and ask the person you like out. If you get rejected, it does sting, but it's infinitely better than not knowing.

[Luigi53]

Well the girl I wanted to ask out seems to be going out with my old Best Friend.

Ohoho wow.

[Mariolee]

You can say that.

Improve yourself. Make her want to go for you, not the other way around.

So I asked out a girl that I really, really, really like today. I got rejected. What I can tell you guys is that rejection is SO much better than not knowing, it gives you some closure, and you don't have that awful feeling of resentment, wondering "what if?". Sure, being accepted is easily the best of the possibilities, and rejection does hit you quite hard, especially for me in this situation. I'm still kind of upset about it, but I'm glad I tried. She said she valued our friendship a lot though, and that was touching, for I know it's genuine.

But anyway, I implore you to bite the bullet and ask the person you like out. If you get rejected, it does sting, but it's infinitely better than not knowing.

Words to live by, man.

Well the girl I wanted to ask out seems to be going out with my old Best Friend.

Ohoho wow.

I know the feel bro. I know the feel.

Anyways, so there's a dance coming up and I need to learn how to dance. At previous dances, I usually just acted like an idiot because I was with just friends instead of one single person, but now I've got a date and I seriously don't want to entirely embarrass her. How can you dance without looking like a [total] idiot?