The Relationships Thread of Discussing the Enigma that is Women

[Mariolee]

My brother is almost 18 and he's dating a 14 year old.

Who happens to still be the love of my life.

What the hell? Didn't you say she wanted you back?

[madoublex]

What the hell? Didn't you say she wanted you back?

He is in love with her. It may not be the same way back.

[Mariolee]

He is in love with her. It may not be the same way back.

No, I mean he said a few pages back she dumped his brother for him.

[madoublex]

No, I mean he said a few pages back she dumped his brother for him.

From what I know, she dumped him for his brother, then dumped his brother for him, then turned out to be an emo, then other stuff happened, then I ate a sandwich. THAT IS ALL I KNOW!

[BioHazard-92]

then I ate a sandwich.

was it delicious?

[Ronthis the Werewolf]

I never said she dumped him, they're still working it out.

[madoublex]

was it delicious?

No, it wasn't. It was a sandwich full of pitty and sorrow. As in, it was just two pieces of bread.

[BioHazard-92]

No, it wasn't. It was a sandwich full of pitty and sorrow. As in, it was just two pieces of bread.

so...no ham and cheese??

[madoublex]

so...no ham and cheese??

nope, just sadness and stuff

[BioHazard-92]

nope, just sadness and stuff

[Mariolee]

I never said she dumped him, they're still working it out.

What?

*Sigh* Fine, but no criticism, got it guys?

Back about 10 years ago, my parents were hired by this one company known as "Freedom Law School". They worked for said girl's dad. So, back then I only had her and her brother as friends growing up (besides my brothers, of course.). About 5 years after, I started to have feelings for her, granted I was only 7, so I was a little weird. So, her parents and my parents got into a huge argument and he fired my mom and dad. As soon as that happened, I didn't see her for a few years. Around June, I found her on Facebook, and we started talking and catching up on things. Then in July we met up for my brothers Birthday party. We had both changed a lot, and hadn't seen each other in so long. It was really hard to talk with her, considering how socially awkward I am. So we started hanging out a lot more often, we all went to the mall soon after. We walked around, saw a movie, you know, usual mall stuff. After we saw the movie, she "Dropped her money" in the theater, and asked my brother to help her find it. My brother told me to just wait outside with everyone else. So after about 10 long minutes of standing outside the theater, I went back in to see what was taking them so long. I think you all see where this is going. Sure enough, I walked in on both of them making-out in the empty theater. Shocked, I ran out of the theater and told everyone they found the money. A couple days later I see my brothers relationship status on Facebook change to "In relationship with ****************.". So, all of us went out a lot more, now that they were in a relationship. (Wait for the Emo part. Wait for it...) No one else knew what kind of emotional pain I was going through, except my brother, who made fun of me about all of this. So, on her birthday (Day before Yesterday), she told me that she noticed that I was jealous of my brother and how sad I was, and said she didn't even like my brother that much, and that she wanted to be with me. So, you guys are probably gonna call her a slut for this, but she started holding my hand while no one was looking, and she kept trying to kiss me, then someone looked and we managed to play it off as something else. So, she broke up with my brother and we are in a sort of "Secret" relationship. And we are texting about all of this as we speak.

The End.

Usually when people break up, one person in the relationship is being dumped or the rare double-dump (not to be confused with the pooping method of the same name) occurs where both feel mutual about the break up and break up at the same time.

[Ronthis the Werewolf]

What?



Usually when people break up, one person in the relationship is being dumped or the rare double-dump (not to be confused with the pooping method of the same name) occurs where both feel mutual about the break up and break up at the same time.

Oh, I guess I did say it...

Well anyway, I thought they were going to break up. They haven't yet, I got carried away and stuff.

[Lestat_the_vampire]

Today (Technically yesterday) was just super cool. My Philosophy class, the one I share with my girlfriend, was doing review for finals, and we got talking about life, while working. We both applied for University a while back, and we both got our acceptance letters a couple days ago. We both applied for Political sciences, and we were both accepted to the program. Since the course is being taught through a partnership program at the local college, we can stay in the same town, and not have to move. We got talking about it, and decided that, during the summer, we are going to look into moving in together, so we could cut down on transport costs. We discussed possibly getting an apartment close to the school, and all that. I actually asked her "Are you sure we want to do that? What if something bad happens down the road?" She replied with "What ever happens, I'll always be by your side".

After class, I walked her to her next class, and then she ended up back at my house, after school. We just hung out, talked some more about the future, worked on exam review, etc. In fact, she is currently asking me to wrap up this little update for our relationship, so we can watch our movie.

I don't think I have ever been this happy in my entire life.

[Eggboy'13]

I'm really happy for you, Canadian. I hope it all works out for you.

[stevencho]

Ya... I broke up with my girlfriend. Boy did I make a mistake with that one.

[Ronthis the Werewolf]

So, she just officially broke up with my brother. For real this time. And guess what? Now she's going out with her old ex.

Pass me the Cyanide.

[beardedwalrus]

So, she just officially broke up with my brother. For real this time. And guess what? Now she's going out with her old ex.

Pass me the Cyanide.

She's a fucking whore. Forget about her.

[Unknown Flames]

So, she just officially broke up with my brother. For real this time. And guess what? Now she's going out with her old ex.

Pass me the Cyanide.

I highly suggest never talking to this girl ever again.

[Ronthis the Werewolf]

Yeah, I'm done with her.

[Ronthis the Werewolf]

Haha, wow, I feel pathetic now. I can't believe I actually liked her. It turns out she was cheating on my brother half the time they were dating.

Haha, what a whore.