The Relationships Thread of Discussing the Enigma that is Women

[TheKoopaDasher]

So I was talking to THE girl today... the one I've talked about here countless times, the one that makes me feel like heaven opens and shines down the face of creation upon me.

Her hands were on me... lightly petting, jokingly slapping, one-armed hugging.
Her face was close to mine... within inches.
She whispered secrets in my ear... her warm breathe tickling my ear lobe.
Certain topics she didn't want to talk about in present company, so she grabbed my hand and tried to pull me away.
When looking at my stuff on the computer, she would lean in close, practically making us into conjoined twins.

And then... suddenly... out of the blue, I heard the two worst words any man can ever hear:

"my boyfriend".


Fuck. My. Life.

[Luigi53]

So I was talking to THE girl today... the one I've talked about here countless times, the one that makes me feel like heaven opens and shines down the face of creation upon me.

Her hands were on me... lightly petting, jokingly slapping, one-armed hugging.
Her face was close to mine... within inches.
She whispered secrets in my ear... her warm breathe tickling my ear lobe.
Certain topics she didn't want to talk about in present company, so she grabbed my hand and tried to pull me away.
When looking at my stuff on the computer, she would lean in close, practically making us into conjoined twins.

And then... suddenly... out of the blue, I heard the two worst words any man can ever hear:

"my boyfriend".


Fuck. My. Life.

Why...why is that a bad thing?

[TheKoopaDasher]

Why...why is that a bad thing?

IT'S SOMEONE ELSE!! required calm voice.

[Luigi53]

IT'S SOMEONE ELSE!! required calm voice.

Oooooh.

[madoublex]

IT'S SOMEONE ELSE!! required calm voice.

Damn. I'm sorry man.

[Luigi53]

...you don't get many chicks, do you?

What do you think? My names Luigi53 and Metal Sonic is my avatar.

[Ronthis the Werewolf]

What do you think? My names Luigi53 and Metal Sonic is my avatar.

I'm a Werewolf and I have a Tron avatar, yet the ladies flock around me ;D

So I was talking to THE girl today... the one I've talked about here countless times, the one that makes me feel like heaven opens and shines down the face of creation upon me.

Her hands were on me... lightly petting, jokingly slapping, one-armed hugging.
Her face was close to mine... within inches.
She whispered secrets in my ear... her warm breathe tickling my ear lobe.
Certain topics she didn't want to talk about in present company, so she grabbed my hand and tried to pull me away.
When looking at my stuff on the computer, she would lean in close, practically making us into conjoined twins.

And then... suddenly... out of the blue, I heard the two worst words any man can ever hear:

"my boyfriend".


Fuck. My. Life.

The realization of being in the friend zone is a bitch.

[BioHazard-92]

IT'S SOMEONE ELSE!! required calm voice.

Ouch! Sorry to hear that man :/

On another note, I'm currently in talks with 4 girls at the same time...and they all want to have sex with me :P everytime I talk to any of them thats all we talk about among other things. What should I do?

[TheKoopaDasher]

Ouch! Sorry to hear that man :/

On another note, I'm currently in talks with 4 girls at the same time...and they all want to have sex with me :P everytime I talk to any of them thats all we talk about among other things. What should I do?

Could it be any clearer? Seriously. Even I know this one.

[BioHazard-92]

Could it be any clearer? Seriously. Even I know this one.

Are you suggesting a 5way?

[TheKoopaDasher]

Are you suggesting a 5way?

I'm sorry, are you somehow against such a notion? If so, send them my way, and I will oblige.

[Luigi53]

I'm a Werewolf and I have a Tron avatar, yet the ladies flock around me ;D

Girls like werewolves and Tron is beast.

[BioHazard-92]

I'm sorry, are you somehow against such a notion? If so, send them my way, and I will oblige.

Oh not at all lol I've never had a 5way before but I guess now's a good a time as any

[TheKoopaDasher]

The realization of being in the friend zone is a bitch.

I think the worst part of it all is being unable to prevent myself from being interested in her. All it takes is her coming around, and suddenly I act like the world's biggest doofus. Even when she's not breathing in my ear and playfully hugging me, just being near her makes my blood boil. And I can't say anything... I stammer, I stutter, I can't say "shit" without adding in a few dozen extra syllables. And god is she flirty... and I'm 90% sure that she does it on purpose, just for the attention. I mean, she's like Absolute Zero for Flirtatiousness, except she's the highest on the scale that anyone can go. It's awful. I'm physically exhausted after spending time with her. But in small doses, she energizes me like a quick battery charge. I hate myself for it, but I can't stop it.

[TheKoopaDasher]

Oh not at all lol I've never had a 5way before but I guess now's a good a time as any

Mention that you're a Ron Paul supporter. Girls are all HOT for Austrian economic transparency coupled with reduction in government subsidies of the local trade sector.

[BioHazard-92]

Mention that you're a Ron Paul supporter. Girls are all HOT for Austrian economic transparency coupled with reduction in government subsidies of the local trade sector.

Ron Paul for President not only because he'll be an amazing president, but he also gets me laid with 4 GIRLS!!! I <3 Ron Paul

[Luigi53]

Ron Paul for President not only because he'll be an amazing president, but he also gets me laid with 4 GIRLS!!! I <3 Ron Paul

Ron Paul, that sneaky bastard.

[Mariolee]

So I was talking to THE girl today... the one I've talked about here countless times, the one that makes me feel like heaven opens and shines down the face of creation upon me.

Her hands were on me... lightly petting, jokingly slapping, one-armed hugging.
Her face was close to mine... within inches.
She whispered secrets in my ear... her warm breathe tickling my ear lobe.
Certain topics she didn't want to talk about in present company, so she grabbed my hand and tried to pull me away.
When looking at my stuff on the computer, she would lean in close, practically making us into conjoined twins.

And then... suddenly... out of the blue, I heard the two worst words any man can ever hear:

"my boyfriend".


Fuck. My. Life.

I'm gonna get you a bag of Spicy Hot Cheetos because that right there was ice cold.

[BioHazard-92]

Ron Paul, that sneaky bastard.

Ron Paul is the man! He be pimpin'

[Ienzo]

That's what I was planning to do, it's such a bummer man.

As for later use, I have a couple questions. One, how young is too young? This girl is 2 years younger than me, I honestly think it's not that bad of a difference. Two, is it okay to date your really good friend's sister?

You're 14. Please don't tell me she's 12.