Corrupt A Wish!

[Timmeh]

Another Forum Game

Rules Are:
Corrupt The Wish From The Poster Above
Make A Wish Of Your Own.

For Example -
USA.Dude - I Wish I Was Good At Making Boxarts!
UK.Man - Granted, But Your Knowledge Of Making Boxarts Makes Your Head Explode
(Then You Put In Your Own Wish)

I'll Start

I Wish I Wasn't 14

[Ratchetcomand]

Fuzzy Duck made the same topic .

http://www.vgboxart.com/forums/showthread.php?t=902

[Fuzzy_duck]

Aww man, that topic was sooo five minutes ago.

"I wish that the Xbox 360 racing wheel didn't cost so much."

Granted, but the price reduction is because it sucks.

[lord_arcanus]

Fuzzy Duck made the same topic .

http://www.vgboxart.com/forums/showthread.php?t=902

oh well let's start again!

Timmeh:
Granted, you'll be whatever age you want by your next birthday, but you'll still be 14 in 1,000 years time!

Um, if that makes sense...

I wish I had a girlfriend.

[Ratchetcomand]

Granted, You meet your girl friend at school.

I wish for immortality.

[Fuzzy_duck]

Granted, but you outlive your friends and relatives, get put into a zoo, and are constantly poked and prodded in a cage.

I wish for a free pizza.

[lord_arcanus]

Fuzzy Duck: Granted, but i'll use your life savings to pay for them.

I wish that I had Xbox Live.

[Radioactive Bob]

sure, but then you'd have a lowered self-esteem from 6-year-old "squeakers" (high-pitched voices) calling you a n00b and a pwnable-punchbag.
...Not that you are or anything...
<_<
Anyways...I wish my TV didn't distort PS2, Xbox, and Gamecube games due to it's HD settings.

[KingdomGIMP]

sure, but then you'd have a lowered self-esteem from 6-year-old "squeakers" (high-pitched voices) calling you a n00b and a pwnable-punchbag.
...Not that you are or anything...
<_<
Anyways...I wish my TV didn't distort PS2, Xbox, and Gamecube games due to it's HD settings.

Granted, but your TV gets thrown out a window by angry monkeys and you get stepped on all over by a genetically altered meaty-plant eating potatoe eating woolie tyrannosaurus rex mammoth thingy and get thrown out the window and smash you TV then you have to go to the hospital for the rest of your life. THE END!

P.S.: Man that was all one sentence with no commas!

I wish for another wish!

[Fuzzy_duck]

granted, but your new wish gets eaten by a polar bear.

I wish for hot cocoa.

[DeathSpawn11]

granted but its too hot and you end up burning the roof of your mouth to a point where you lose your taste buds

I wish MAV_WOLF was dead

[Radioactive Bob]

granted, but then you'd have to go to his funeral for being a "cause of death".
I wish Tom Clancy games went back to being modern-time games.

[The Employer]

Granted, but you must bow down to Michael Jackson before Tom Clancy gets back from the future, then not not grant a users wish. (i think...)

I wish that Diablo II had updates.

[DeathSpawn11]

granted but they make the whole game suck

I wish my principal had better prununciation
(Spelling bee reference)

[Fuzzy_duck]

Granted, but "prununciation" is a synonym for man-boobs.

I wish that yogurt was free.

[KingdomGIMP]

Granted but your taste buds get destroyed so you can't taste it!

[Ratchetcomand]

Where your wish KingdomGIMP ?

I wish for a Wii .

[DeathSpawn11]

granted except something is wrong with it and no one will fix it

I wish I was an only child

[Ratchetcomand]

granted but your mom will hate you and kick you out .


I wish i was the demon king .

[Radioactive Bob]

granted, but now you're hated, ignored, and ridiculed by all things on Earth.
I wish that this wish doesn't get destroyed.