Omegle conversations

**jayhog** · 10-20-2009, 01:09 PM

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
You: i raped your mom
Stranger: nz?age?guy?sex?
Stranger: really she waz raped!
You: well you found the culprit :P
You: cause i jus told you!
You: but you will never find me
Stranger: barstard ill rape u!
You: you can try
Stranger: ill find u im watchin u now!
You: im gonna rape your babies too
Stranger: r u a guy?
You: i could be
Stranger: ive got a little girl please dnt take me up the bumb!
You: ill take you both
You: and completely rape your whole family and destroy your little girls hole
You: in the words of the shining.... HERES JOHNNY!
Stranger: hey jhonny wanna fuck a 18 yr old model?
You: i dont have to want to, ill just rape her
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

**qwerty334** · 10-20-2009, 01:37 PM

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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: HI IM TEN
Stranger: years old?
You: NO, MY NAME IS TEN.
Stranger: haha
Stranger: no way
Stranger: who the fuck names a kid ten?
Stranger: turn your caps lock off
You: HOW
Stranger: press the button that says caps lock...
You: oh lol
Stranger: so is ten a girl name or a guy name?
You: my real name is tenisha
You: im a girl
Stranger: damn you sound ghetto
You: word up bro
Stranger: you got a ghetto booty?
You: shit yea
Stranger: nice.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

**qwerty334** · 10-20-2009, 10:46 PM

If anyone asks you "asl" on Omegle, reply "m 68 wyoming" and they'll log out immediately.
Tested and true.

**Ladykiller** · 10-20-2009, 10:59 PM

I always put F 16 California

:]

**Apollo** · 10-20-2009, 11:58 PM

Fool! It should always be

f/16/cali

They know it's too good to be true but they still go for it.

**Ninty** · 10-21-2009, 02:55 AM

Stranger: hi
You: WAZZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUp
Stranger: lol
Stranger: asl?
You: 3/f/canada
Stranger: boy, 14, netherlands
Stranger: u rly 3?
You: Yes
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

**mchapra** · 10-21-2009, 03:09 AM

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello
Stranger: hey

You: tits?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

**qwerty334** · 10-21-2009, 12:52 PM

Originally Posted by Apollo

Fool! It should always be

f/16/cali

They know it's too good to be true but they still go for it.

That's if you WANT them to talk to you.

**Bastien** · 10-21-2009, 01:08 PM

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: 17 bi m turkey
You: i like turkey
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

**qwerty334** · 10-21-2009, 01:29 PM

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: [Omegle is required to inform you that this is a registered sex offender. This message cannot be seen by the offender.]
Stranger: hi
You: hgi
You: so...
You: sex?
Stranger: asl?
You: 19 m usa
Stranger: no ur not
You: wat
You: ?
Stranger: ur a registerd sex offender
You: wat no im no
You: not
Stranger: thats wot the top of my screen says ur fuckin sick paedo perv
You: wat r u talking about
You: asl
Stranger: fuck off

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Hahaha

**crazyjp** · 10-21-2009, 01:51 PM

Originally Posted by Apollo

Fool! It should always be

f/16/cali

They know it's too good to be true but they still go for it.

I tried that and got atleast 5 responds saying "u horny?" >_>

**Bastien** · 10-21-2009, 02:06 PM

Originally Posted by crazyjp

I tried that and got atleast 5 responds saying "u horny?" >_>

I got, "Pics?" almost every time.

**jayhog** · 10-31-2009, 09:37 AM

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: looking for a horny female
You: HI
You have disconnected.

I was writing as he sent that, so i get the fuck outta there.

**slimd1995** · 10-31-2009, 09:43 AM

Originally Posted by jayhog

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: looking for a horny female
You: HI
You have disconnected.

I was writing as he sent that, so i get the fuck outta there.

When they ask that, you ALWAYS say yes.

Always.

**XCore** · 10-31-2009, 11:00 AM

Stranger: kumipelhamit kaksilla ohjilla
You: kashywahen jakelq?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

**mchapra** · 10-31-2009, 11:08 AM

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: asl
You: I found you motherfucker
You: YOU STOLE MY CAR
Stranger: yes i did
Stranger: the mazda
Stranger: i got it
You: yes
You: Give it back asshole
Stranger: no way dude
You: FFuck you
You: I'll rape your mom
Stranger: shes not alive
You: I know

**roza** · 10-31-2009, 11:29 AM

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: asl
Stranger: 17 m israel
Stranger: you?
You: m 68 Wyoming
Stranger: cool
Stranger: how are you?
You: I have chronic liver failure and a pacemaker from the 1980's, you tell me
Stranger: i have aids
You: aids is a chumps disease try living with type 2 diabetes and only one testacle since birth
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: got somthing that might interest ya stranger
Stranger: orly
You: hehe whataya buyin?
Stranger: hmmm
Stranger: not sureeee
You: whataya sellin'?
Stranger: black heroine
You: ah, ill buy it at a high price!
Stranger: name ur price
You: 10,000 pesatas
Stranger: ohhhh
Stranger: that converts to like 1.34 dollars
You: hehe come back anytime

**jayhog** · 10-31-2009, 11:38 AM

Originally Posted by slimd1995

When they ask that, you ALWAYS say yes.

Always.

I know that now lol.

**Vengeance** · 10-31-2009, 12:55 PM

Originally Posted by mchapra

You: I'll rape your mom
Stranger: shes not alive
You: I know

I feel bad for laughing at this, but LOL.

**Ayron** · 10-31-2009, 01:14 PM

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hi
You: Hello...
Stranger: Tell me something about yourself
You: I act in strange ways
You: In that way, i'm like God.
You: Only smexier.
Stranger: no
You: .. so you think an old guy with a beard is sexy?
Stranger: Well...
You have disconnected.

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