Omegle conversations

[StinkyNelkin]

Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: What did you do with my family, asshole.
You: TELL ME MOTHERFUCKER
You: I'LL FUCKING DO IT MAN
You: I'LL FUCKING SHOOT
You: GO
Stranger: what?!
You: GIMME BACK MY FAMILY
Stranger: fuck you!
Stranger: shit
You: TELL ME WHERE THEY ARE
You: I'LL BLOW YOUR BRAINS OUT
Stranger: you are crazy!
You: DO IT
You: TELL ME ASSHOLE
You: WHERE ARE THEY
Stranger: I am fucking them
You: I-I I DON'T WANNA HAVE TO KILL YOU, MAN
You: I'LL DO IT
You: SPEAK BITCH
Stranger: you also should be fucked by me
You: THAT'S IT
You: GET READY
You: I'M HERE
You have disconnected.

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You: Hi
Stranger: hi
You: Put it in my butt?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Stranger: hi
You: Hi mom!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Brettska99]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Have you ever had a baby?
Stranger: no...
You: I have.
You: It was delicious.
Stranger: what was?
You: The baby...
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[E_G]

I'm going to have to post a warning, there's a lot of sex references and swearing, so this thread might get closed if it continues in this way.

[XCore]

Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: how are you ?
You: how are you ?
Stranger: i'm first
You: i'm first#
Stranger: hahaha
You: hahaha
Stranger: Stop imitating me
You: Stop imitating me
Stranger: you so funny
You: you so funny
Stranger: AND boring
You: AND boring
Stranger: f*** you your bastard
You: f*** you your bastard
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Sentry]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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[Fwingsnitch]

Okay, so this is what happened to me one time I was on omegle out of boredom. LOL

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: A wild Miley Cyrus appears!
Stranger: pedobear go
You: Miley Cyrus used transform!
You: Miley Cyrus transformed into Hannah Montana!
Stranger: aaaaaaaaargh
Stranger: pedobear is ko
You: What will you send out next?
Stranger: ummm
Stranger: macicarpe go
Stranger: use your splash attack
You: Hannah Montana fainted
Stranger: macicarpe is ko
You: Macicarpe gains 3.141592658 xp points
You: Macicarpe leveled up!
You: Huh?
You: Macicarpe is evolving!
You: Congratulations!
You: Your macicarpe evolved into Stephen Hawking!
Stranger: haha
Stranger: stephane hawking uses phisics attraction
You: A wild Dora the Explorer appears!
You: Dora uses backpack song!
You: Stephen Hawking commits suicide
You: Stephen Hawking is dead
You: What will you send out next?
Stranger: euh
Stranger: po the teletubie
You: Dora uses Annoying song!
You: It has no effect on teletubie!
Stranger: yes
Stranger: teletubie demand some more
You: Dora can't take it anymore
You: She flees
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[aC.Sleet]

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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: A wild Abra appears!
Stranger: Abra uses teleport!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I lol'd.

[AfterShock]

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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: A wild Abra appears!
Stranger: Abra uses teleport!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I lol'd.

Haha, that's great.

[vidboy10]

-mod snip-

[aC.Sleet]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: wild abra appears!
You: hello
You: oh snap
You: *masterball*
Stranger: wild abra uses tel--wtF?!
Stranger: shake
Stranger: shake
Stranger: shake
You: *crosses fingers*
Stranger: wild abra uses teleport!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I was so damn close this time.

EDIT - I CAUGHT ONE!
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: A wild Abra appears.
You: SHIT
You: MASTERBALL
Stranger: shake
Stranger: shake
Stranger: shake
You: *crosses fingers*
Stranger: You caught WILD ABRA!
Stranger: What would you like to name it?
You: ARBA
Stranger: wow, fuck you
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

lol, omegle is fun again.

[axel_master]

From another site.

Dude, someone those exact words to me on omegle

[vidboy10]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: /b/
Stranger: horny girl?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

LMFAO.

Here's another one

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Im Billy Mays
Stranger: holy shit
Stranger: go an hero so the media is right, but i still love you
You: But first
Stranger: magic trick?
You: Would i like to introduce you my new product called "Afterlife"?
Stranger: i don't know, would you?
Stranger: sounds like a game to me.
You: YOU GET A GREAT DEAL WHERE YOU NOT GET ONE OR TWO BUT TREE ETERNITYS IN THE AFTERLIFE. STILL NOT CONVINCED?
Stranger: shit.
Stranger: even in death you've still got it
Stranger: i go now
Stranger: an hero in peace billy mays
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

For those who dont get the meaning "An Hero" I means a slang for suicide.

[roza]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: ask me any question and I will answer truthfully, no limitations or boundaries
You: why is the sky?
Stranger: indeed, why is the sky?
You: why do you answer questions with questions?
Stranger: why did you "why is the sky"
Stranger: what is that supposed to mean?
You: because Jesus told me to!
You: do you like pie?
Stranger: if you meant to ask why the sky is blue the answer is due to scattering of sunlight, which results in a blue color perceived by the human eye
Stranger: sometimes pumpkin
You: no, just why is the sky?
Stranger: sorry dont understand the question
You: nobody does
Stranger: maybe you shoulf lay off the crack?
Stranger: should*
You: who told yo... i mean, i dont take crack!
You: *runs away*
You have disconnected.
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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: howdy
Stranger: kjdfkj reuicn?
You: dcgewhdehkjdhq!
Stranger: no doubt about it
You: damn straight!
Stranger: ouv le bsf
You: gaisu dje mah
Stranger: boring huh?
You: uhuh
You: Hara Kiri
You have disconnected.

[vidboy10]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi
You: im billy mays
Stranger: can you speak chinese?
You: no
You: BUT I CAN UNLEASH THE FUCKING POWER OF OXI CLEAN
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Okay...
Ill stop with the billy mays jokes...

[roza]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: i have released the T-Virus upon New York city!
Stranger: cool your life
You: in a matter of hours it will all be over!
Stranger: OK cool
You: mwahahahaahahahahahahahahahaahahah
You: watch as people devour each others flesh in a frenzy of forced cannablism, no one will be spared, Umbrella will rise again!
Stranger: :noel:
You: and for those who try to escape the Nemesis T-Type has been deployed into the city, there is no escape
Stranger: You are a big crazy lol Me i had create the virus H1N1
You: farewell new york!
Stranger: Résident evil ... hahaha
You: ha! H1N1, is nothing compared to the experimental G-Virus! rapid mutations, traansforming the carrier within moments into creatures of un-imaginable horror!
Stranger: Ahhh the world is die with my virus but you ... hahaha
You: Pig aids is nothing compared to my creation! you virus has a cure ond only effects Mexicans!
You: farewell...
You have disconnected.

[Star89er]

WARNING:
CREEPINESS LEVEL IS OVER 9000

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: m, are you a horny female?
You: oh yah
Stranger: nice
Stranger: how old?
You: 22
Stranger: wow
Stranger: thats cool ! i am 22 too
Stranger: where do u live?
You: germany
Stranger: awesome!
Stranger: danke
You: oh ya
Stranger: i love germany!!!
Stranger: so are you really horny???
Stranger: coz i am
You: rly rly horny
Stranger: wow
Stranger: so do you want sexy talk?
You: do i ever
Stranger: oh yeah
Stranger: what is your size?
You: big
Stranger: nice!!!
Stranger: can we exchange pictures?
Stranger: so that it can be more erotic?
Stranger: i am really having a hard on
You: kk
Stranger: ?
Stranger: show mw
You: ya
Stranger: show me... i m waiting!!!!
Stranger: =)
You: http://www.lolsauce.com/RandomBS/Pedo%20bear.png
You: im a sexybeast
Stranger: haha
Stranger: its a pedo bear
Stranger: but we are both 22?
Stranger: wtf?
Stranger: haha
Stranger: so u r not horny?
Stranger:
You: i lied =(
Stranger: haha
You: im rly 60
You: and a guy
Stranger: lolzz
You: bye now
You have disconnected.

[RunawayRed]

Well I was trying to set this person up for a joke (not against Ladykiller, but I thought I'd use a vgboxart reference), but it didn't work. People are so smart on Omegle.

You: Hey
Stranger: ciao
You: are you Ladykiller
You: ?
Stranger: hhaah howd u find me
You: well
You: I'm good like that
Stranger: omg r u the guy i was talking to before
Stranger: bc he always said well
You: well
You: I don't think so
Stranger: hmm ru a guy
You: Yes
Stranger: so was he!
You have disconnected.

[xIAMHUNTERx]

Ciao means goodbye...

[RunawayRed]

Ciao means goodbye...

It also means, "Hello."

[XCore]

WARNING:
CREEPINESS LEVEL IS OVER 9000

long sexy convo

lmfao.
+rep