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  1. 04-19-2009, 01:02 PM #81
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    Connecting to server...
    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: Melon
    Stranger: out of cheese error
    Stranger: +44444444444444444444444444+
    You: ?
    You: FIRE BAWLS? YUM
    Stranger: yum indeed
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    This Stranger was very weird, so I said a random 'Brawl Taunts' quote.
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  2. 04-19-2009, 01:08 PM #82
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    Connecting to server...
    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: asl?
    You: You!
    Stranger: 17 / m / london
    Stranger: you?
    You: Give my monety back!
    Stranger: Hello, this is Omegle customer support, we have had recent complaints of abuse of this website by your IP address. Your address is currently logged and we will be reporting you to the appropriate authorities.

    We have reason to believe you are grooming minors in an attempt to solicit indecent pictures and/or video of them. The Police have been alerted and should contact you within 24 hours. If you fail to receive this call then a warrant for your arrest will be immediately posted.
    You: ...
    Stranger: You understand?
    You have disconnected.

    Imposter?
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  3. 04-19-2009, 01:14 PM #83
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    Quote Originally Posted by yellowTail View Post
    Connecting to server...
    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: asl?
    You: You!
    Stranger: 17 / m / london
    Stranger: you?
    You: Give my monety back!
    Stranger: Hello, this is Omegle customer support, we have had recent complaints of abuse of this website by your IP address. Your address is currently logged and we will be reporting you to the appropriate authorities.

    We have reason to believe you are grooming minors in an attempt to solicit indecent pictures and/or video of them. The Police have been alerted and should contact you within 24 hours. If you fail to receive this call then a warrant for your arrest will be immediately posted.
    You: ...
    Stranger: You understand?
    You have disconnected.

    Imposter?
    No he was being serious....
    "If you want to make the world a better place, take a look at yourself and make a change."
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  4. 04-19-2009, 01:18 PM #84
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    Quote Originally Posted by cerium View Post
    no he was being serious....
    o___o
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  5. 04-19-2009, 01:28 PM #85
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    Connecting to server...
    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: hey
    You: hi
    Stranger: asl
    You: 46 f usa
    You: you?
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    xD
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  6. 04-19-2009, 01:30 PM #86
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    Connecting to server...
    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: Hiii!!
    You: OH HAI THAR
    Stranger: asl?
    You: Classified
    Stranger: BULLSHIT
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    XD
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  7. 04-19-2009, 01:48 PM #87
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    Connecting to server...
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: Wanna watch me masturbate?
    You: Hello, this is Omegle customer support, we have had recent complaints of abuse of this website by your IP address. Your address is currently logged and we will be reporting you to the appropriate authorities.

    We have reason to believe you are grooming minors in an attempt to solicit indecent pictures and/or video of them. The Police have been alerted and should contact you within 24 hours. If you fail to receive this call then a warrant for your arrest will be immediately posted.
    Stranger: Holy shit.
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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  8. 04-19-2009, 01:52 PM #88
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    I had to edit out a certain word for the kiddies. I'm usually not this mean.

    Connecting to server...
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger:
    You: SEX PLEASE
    You: no?
    You: fine
    Stranger: m or f?
    You: I'm female
    Stranger: ok than
    Stranger: msn?
    You: you know what, forget it. You're probably an ugly c*** anyway.
    You have disconnected.
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  9. 04-19-2009, 02:00 PM #89
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ladykiller View Post
    I had to edit out a certain word for the kiddies. I'm usually not this mean.

    Connecting to server...
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger:
    You: SEX PLEASE
    You: no?
    You: fine
    Stranger: m or f?
    You: I'm female
    Stranger: ok than
    Stranger: msn?
    You: you know what, forget it. You're probably an ugly c*** anyway.
    You have disconnected.
    The great thing about Omegle is that you can change your personality without anyone on there knowing about it.

    You can be either the nicest guy, most insane person, biggest pervert, or just an angry person all together.
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  10. 04-19-2009, 02:02 PM #90
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    Wow Al, classy.
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  11. 04-19-2009, 02:05 PM #91
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    Quote Originally Posted by xIAMHUNTERx View Post
    Wow Al, classy.
    I'm just bored.

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    Stranger: zeus?
    You: aphrodite
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  12. 04-19-2009, 02:06 PM #92
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    Connecting to server...
    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: you like killswitch engage?
    Stranger: /b/
    You: you like killswitch engage?
    Stranger: fuck you asshole
    You: you like killswitch engage?
    Stranger: eat 3 dicks
    You: you like killswitch engage?
    Stranger: shut the fuck up
    You: you like killswitch engage?
    Stranger: you peice of shit
    You: you like killswitch engage?
    Stranger: stop
    You: you like killswitch engage?
    Stranger: fuckheads ruin everything
    You: you like killswitch engage?
    Stranger: even my friend kenny glen
    You: you like killswitch engage?
    Stranger: fuckers
    You: you like killswitch engage?
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
    Quote Originally Posted by Mub
    I'm not keeping it up if no one is gonna use it in 30 mins.
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  13. 04-19-2009, 02:17 PM #93
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    Connecting to server...
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: frank?
    Stranger: is that you?
    You: yeah
    Stranger: oh frank!
    You: omg it's you!
    Stranger: i've been searching for hours!
    You: are you serious?
    Stranger: how's your cat?
    You: in my house why?
    Stranger: well, you said it was very sick
    You: yeah, I had to leave
    Stranger: and brought it to the doctor
    Stranger: did she recover?
    You: she's looking alright
    You: better than yesterday
    Stranger: thank god
    You: how are you doing?
    Stranger: well pretty good
    Stranger: you know I told you abouw my mother yesterday
    You: yeah
    You: by the way
    Stranger: well she passed!
    Stranger: by the way?
    You: I have to tell you something
    Stranger: tell me
    You: I'm not frank
    You have disconnected.
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  14. 04-19-2009, 02:26 PM #94
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    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: what is a man?
    You: with a penis
    Stranger: no
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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    Oh my God Al, hahaha.

    Stranger: hi
    You: Sup
    Stranger: Are you fine ?
    You: I'd be better if I had eyeballs
    Stranger: Oh,FUCK O_O'
    You: Or hands
    You: Or a head

    He didn't say anything else. =p

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    Stranger: Hi
    You: How much would a rimjob cost?
    Stranger: umm 100 american
    Stranger: &T?
    You: Sounds good
    You: now lick my asshole
    Stranger: 4 chab
    Stranger: 4 chan
    Stranger: allright
    You: /b/
    Stranger: faget
    Stranger: totse pwns 4 chan trolls
    You: Is that a new spelling of the word faggot?
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  16. 04-19-2009, 03:27 PM #96
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    Connecting to server...
    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: Hey!
    You: Never gonna give you up
    Stranger: no way I hate that SONG!!!
    You: Never gonna let you down
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    Connecting to server...
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: are you jezus?
    You: Yes
    Stranger: how old are you?
    You: 2008 years old. I'll be 2009 this Christmas.
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    Connecting to server...
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: DOEZ U'S LIEK MUDKIPZ
    Stranger: Hi
    You: DOEZ U'S LIEK MUDKIPZ
    Stranger: Erm...hi
    You: DOEZ U'S LIEK MUDKIPZ
    Stranger: I don't fucking know it
    You: DOEZ U'S LIEK MUDKIPZ
    Stranger: Disco
    You: DOEZ U'S LIEK MUDKIPZ
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ladykiller View Post
    FRANK IS A LIE!!
    Oh my god, that's some epic stuff!! +Rep
    Quote Originally Posted by Mub View Post
    I've come to the conclusion that patrick has no eyes

    only sunglasses
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    Connecting to server...
    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: hi
    You: We're no strangers to love
    You know the rules and so do I
    A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
    You wouldn't get this from any other guy
    Stranger: male or female?
    You: I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
    Gotta make you understand
    Stranger:fuck u asswipe
    You: Never gonna give you up
    Never gonna let you down
    Never gonna run around and desert you
    Never gonna make you cry
    Never gonna say goodbye
    Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
    Stranger: ..........
    You: We've know each other for so long
    Your heart's been aching
    But you're too shy to say it
    Inside we both know what's been going on
    We know the game and we're gonna play it
    Stranger: fuck u
    You: Never gonna give you up
    Never gonna let you down
    Never gonna run around and desert you
    Never gonna make you cry
    Never gonna say goodbye
    Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
    Stranger: FUCK OFF
    You: Give you up, give you up
    Give you up, give you up
    Never gonna give,
    Never gonna give, give you up
    Never gonna give,
    Never gonna give, give you up
    You: I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
    Gotta make you understand
    Stranger: ALL I WANTED WAS TO CYBER

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ladykiller View Post
    Connecting to server...
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    -convo-
    Stranger: by the way?
    You: I have to tell you something
    Stranger: tell me
    You: I'm not frank
    You have disconnected.
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    Quote Originally Posted by crazyjp View Post
    Connecting to server...
    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: hi
    You: We're no strangers to love
    You know the rules and so do I
    A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
    You wouldn't get this from any other guy
    Stranger: male or female?
    You: I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
    Gotta make you understand
    Stranger:fuck u asswipe
    You: Never gonna give you up
    Never gonna let you down
    Never gonna run around and desert you
    Never gonna make you cry
    Never gonna say goodbye
    Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
    Stranger: ..........
    You: We've know each other for so long
    Your heart's been aching
    But you're too shy to say it
    Inside we both know what's been going on
    We know the game and we're gonna play it
    Stranger: fuck u
    You: Never gonna give you up
    Never gonna let you down
    Never gonna run around and desert you
    Never gonna make you cry
    Never gonna say goodbye
    Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
    Stranger: FUCK OFF
    You: Give you up, give you up
    Give you up, give you up
    Never gonna give,
    Never gonna give, give you up
    Never gonna give,
    Never gonna give, give you up
    You: I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
    Gotta make you understand
    Stranger: ALL I WANTED WAS TO CYBER

    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
    I laughed so hard!
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