Omegle conversations

[Lestat_the_vampire]

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Stranger: Heil !
You: are you a Nazi?
Stranger: I am Nazi
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[Altair]

I don't have the convo anymore, but me and this guy ended up talking about Biggie...0__o

That might have been me

[yellowTail]

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Stranger: hi
You: habba
You: babba?
Stranger: baba
Stranger: exactly
Stranger: shrimp?
You: hello can i take your order?
Stranger: a shrimp salade and a shrimp burger pls
You: would u liek fries with that
Stranger: of course
You: dat weel be 900$
Stranger: do you accept pay pal?
You: next window pleeze
You: yez
Stranger: ok
You: we also acvcept habba babba
Stranger: ok here you have 3 habba babba
You: an veeza
You: an deescovury
You: an chex
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You: hello
Stranger: 'lp
You: lp?
Stranger: olkjs!
You: what???
Stranger: ahsjutil norway
Stranger: lmdsosk
Stranger: floskem finland
You: i dont understand what you are trying to say
Stranger: ksosled sweden
You: ?
Stranger: lsoskdmokfmsf kskskowos loskijg spe te ajsine
You: *explodes*
Stranger: that means I fucked your mom
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You: hi
Stranger: excuse me i believe you have my stapler
You: no i dont
You: *hides stapler*
Stranger: but i had the red swingline stapler and bill took it and i asked for it back and he takes it again i will set the building on fire
You: what?
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[Star89er]

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You: I herd u liek mudkipz
Stranger: yep
Stranger: who told you
You: =O
You: I just guessed
Stranger: lucky one
You: Yes... I just guessed, even though I clearly said "I herd"
Stranger: either way
Stranger: you wee right
Stranger: were*
You: Yay
You: I liek mudkipz
You: they're very tasty.
Stranger: yea
Stranger: i love the scent
You: They don't sell them at my local grocery store, though
You: So I have to hunt them down myself
Stranger: i grow them in my yard
You: =O
You: How?
You: I almost died catching one
You: It used mud slap on me
You: I didn't know you could grow them, though
Stranger: its possible
Stranger: dont hate
You: I'm not
Stranger: ok
Stranger: you need a huge yard
Stranger: and salt
Stranger: thats how u grow them
You: Wait, let me write this down
You: Water... OK
You: Salt... Got it
You: YES! NOW I CAN RULE THE WORLD WITH MY ARMY OF MUDKIPZ!
Stranger: NOOO NO WATER
You: SEE YA!
Stranger: nooo
You: THANKS FOR THE HELP, BY THE WAY!
Stranger: you use lemonade
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[crazyjp]

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You: Can I haz cheezburger?
Stranger: thats old and boring
You:
You: But Im serious.
You: I need one.
Stranger: oh
Stranger: sorry
You: With fry's and a large coke.
You: Kay pumpkin?
Stranger: sure babe
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>_>

[yellowTail]

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Stranger: HI!
You: buy shamwow!
Stranger: whats that
You: its shamwow!
Stranger: cool
You: buy it!
Stranger: whats that
You: shamwow!
Stranger: neat!
You: buy it!
Stranger: whats that
You: shamwow!
Stranger: great
Stranger: whats that
You: its shamwow!
Stranger: wonderful
Stranger: i think you fucked to many dogs
You: if you dont buy it, chuck norris will strangle you!
Stranger: cool
You: so buy it!
Stranger: will he sign me an autograph then?
You: stop wasting your time! buy it1
Stranger: GREAT
Stranger: i will meet Chuck Norris
You: tthen ****ing buy it!
Stranger: I will never buy a FUCKING shamwow in my WHOLE LIFE
Stranger: and prey every evening
You: what is wrong with you! buy it!
Stranger: he comes for a stop
Stranger: i guess the shipping cost is expensive?
You: it doesnt have that!
You: its just shamwow!
You: add water!
Stranger: cool then i order the lowest article 1000 times to germany
Stranger: but one after the other
Stranger: for the next 3 years
You: SHAMWOW!
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Lol, what a dipshit.

[crazyjp]

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You: Can I haz cheezburger?
Stranger: lolcats
Stranger: and yea youz can haz a cheezburger
You: with frys and a large coke
Stranger: no
Stranger: fuck off
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[stevencho]

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Stranger: are you hungry?
You: sure what you got?
Stranger: i have bacon
You: bacon is good
Stranger: microwaved?
You: that is the best
Stranger: ill bring it to you
Stranger: but you have to eat ALL OF IT
You: of course
Stranger: okay good, do you like mashed potatoes?
You: only if they are extra-mashed
Stranger: with red onions in them!?!?!
You: how red?
Stranger: ehh slightly purple but still a tint of red
You: that is okay, any horseradish?
Stranger: NO
You: fine
Stranger: were soulmates<3
You: drink to that
Stranger: i dont drink
You: eat to that
Stranger: i do that
Stranger: alot
You: then we could be real friends
Stranger: yay!
Stranger: do you live in the US?
You: yeah, who wouldnt
Stranger: what state
You: washington
Stranger: BOOOO
Stranger: im gona eat washington
You: already did
You: state?
Stranger: then how are you living there
You: just moved to oregon
Stranger: oh OKAY! hmm
Stranger: how old is you
You: That information is confidential.
Stranger: im sorry
You: what state
Stranger: oklahomo
You: nice
Stranger: its so borgin here
Stranger: gtg by
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[yellowTail]

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Stranger: hi
You: i can haz cheeseburger?
Stranger: no
Stranger: hehe troll
You: rawr!
Stranger: cut that shit out u furry faggot
You: furry/
Stranger: yes
You: like your head?
Stranger: no like a cat with titts
You: faggot
Stranger: faggot
You: maggot
Stranger: zaggot
You: taggot
Stranger: flaggot
You: laggot
Stranger: just a small town girl...
You: in iowa.
Stranger: she took the midnight train going ...
You: and fell off.
Stranger: just a city boy ...
You: snorting pot.
Stranger: born and raised in south ...
You: virgina.
Stranger: GREATEST SONG EVA
You: by who/
Stranger: ur all right for a flaming homosexual furry
You: flaming/
Stranger: by journey
You: *?
Stranger: yes as in flamboyant or just more homosexual than one man should be
Stranger: so by the way im from the FBI
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You: is that you?
Stranger: we know what you do
Stranger: chris hansen wants to chat
You: hacker/
Stranger: no
Stranger: mineral
You: zinc?
Stranger: no
Stranger: think nuttier
You: oarracio sans
Stranger: oh look at the time!
Stranger: rapeoclock!
You: ...
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[Chef]

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Stranger: Jesus hotline, hello?
You: Yeah, I want a large pizza, no sauce, extra cheese.
Stranger: first of all, are you brazilian?
You: no
Stranger: good
Stranger: so, pizza
Stranger: ?
You: Yeah
You: Can you do my order
Stranger: no sins, then?
You: Some, nothing too bad.
Stranger: ok then
You: Whens the pizza going to be ready?
Stranger: expect your order in 40 minutes or less
You: Okay, thanks,
You: if its over 40 minutes i get it free, right?
Stranger: and go to church
You: will do
Stranger: righy
You: oky
You: *okay
You: so... do u want some bacon
You: i do.
Stranger: no, bacon is bad for you
You: well it is a little unhealthy
Stranger: i'll send brocolli
You: but.... but
You: b-but...
Stranger: no buts
Stranger: eat your brocolli
You: *cries*
Stranger: good bye
You: AHHH
You: THERES A BOMB
Stranger: where?
You: DROP THE COOKIE NOW!!!!
You: NAZIS ATTACKING
You: THEYRE EATING ME ALIVE
Stranger: ???
You: NOOOO I WANT MY PIZZA
Stranger: you crazy??
You: HGDKJWHFSKFRSAFE\\\U29578463REJK
You: YOSHI
You: IS
You: GOOOD
You: OIJDFSRHWIKFER\
Stranger: BROCOLLI]
Stranger: eat it
You: NEVVARRR!!!]
You: XEKIREHFVOS
You: KING LEONIDAS STRIKES LIKE A SILENT SNAKE
You: YESSSSS
You: jhfxweofhewf
You: I love you.
Stranger: this is spartaaaaaaaaaa!!
You: Xerxes!!! uodsfhwskd
Stranger: loved that movie
You: HHHHOOOTTTT POOOCCKKKKEETTTSSS!!@!@!
You: LEROY JENKINS IS MY DAD.
You: DOUHSFKWLUHWFWFN
Stranger: you're nuts
You: PEANUTS
You: ARE TASTY
Stranger: go get some water
You: no
Stranger: some energy drink
You: soda > liquids
Stranger: stop the heroin
You: no
You: i like it
You: I KEEL JOO!
You: VERONICAAAAAA!!@!@!#@$#5-943IGDSLJKGEKJSHKLAH
Stranger: stop it, before it stops you
You: Chuck Norris will stop it before stopping it stops you.
You: WHAT!!!
You: LFSRLKFEVJL;HDCDL
Stranger: norris is small fish
You: Let's get married in Romania.
Stranger: my roundhouse kick is much bette
Stranger: r
You: Then we can go tothe Sahara Desert riding camels.
You: NO SKREW YOU CHUCK NORRIS WINS
Stranger: norris would beg me for mercy
Stranger: that sissy
You: wake up, stop dreaming
You: Ch4c2 n6r55s 5sg65ng t6 2533 y64 5n y64r s3ee* b5tch
You: FUCK NUM LOCKJ
You: SHFKSX,SD
You: Jew, Jew, I spit on you.
Stranger: ah, a non believer
You: ...of Jesus?
Stranger: burn in hell, you insect]
You:
Stranger: you and you lover, norris
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Stranger: Hi
You: i have an 8" penis
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[Vengeance]

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You: I'm Ryan Benjamin
Stranger: fuck you
Stranger: i will stab your throat ryan
You: I'm a dorky, pompous jackass
You: with an ridiculously high gamerscore
You: to compensate for my incredibly small dick
Stranger: give me some fucking cash
Stranger: you prick
You: mind if I be an asshole to you?
Stranger: what the fuck does that score give you
Stranger: other than a false sence of accomplishment in a world that only exists on a cd
Stranger: pee on me ryan
Stranger: lets see what you got
Stranger: youve got nothing on grumpy
Stranger: you faggot
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[paper sonic]

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You: give me you phone number you little shit`
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lol

Stranger: OLIVER?
You: yes im hcfb


i found someone from here!

[xIAMHUNTERx]

You: I'm Ryan Benjamin

Hey, so am I!

[yellowTail]

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You: hi
Stranger: tacos!
You: lol
You: pizza
Stranger: mmmm pizza
You: cheezburgur.
Stranger: hotdog
You: popcorn
You: spaghetti
Stranger: burrito
Stranger: french fries
You: tater tots
Stranger: peanuts
Stranger: chicken nuggets
You: peanut butter
Stranger: hot steamy sex
You: chocolate
You: sandwich
Stranger: strawberries
You: blueberries
Stranger: raspberries
Stranger: cherries
You: berries
Stranger: jessica alba
You: watermelon
Stranger: honey dew
You: ham
Stranger: pepperoni
You: summersausage
Stranger: angelina jolie
You: jesse mccartney
Stranger: halle berry
You: jesse mccartney eating summersausage
Stranger: jessica alba sucking on burritos
You: halle berry blowing up a factory
Stranger: jesse mccartney singing about halle berry blowing up a factory while jessica alba sucks on a burrito
You: nachos.
Stranger: tortillas
You: 4thmeal
You: burgers
Stranger: white castle
You: burger king
Stranger: mcdonalds
You: TGI Fridays
Stranger: Denny's
You: IHop
Stranger: Jack in the Box
You: subway
Stranger: Del Taco
You: taco johns
Stranger: weinerschnitzel
You: quiznos
Stranger: taco bell
You: taco shell
Stranger: pizza hut
You: pizza slut
Stranger: pizza on jessica alba
You: jesse mccartney on sausage
Stranger: sausage in jessica alba
You: The CIA has found you and is taking immediate action.
Stranger: darn
You: lol
Stranger: the FBI told me I was good
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You: the FBI doesn't know about it
Stranger: no wonder
You: yet...
Stranger: I must have screwed up somewhere in the secret answer/response conversation
Stranger: to authenticate who I am
Stranger: it's a pretty long complicated set
Stranger: it must have been the jessica alba and sausage part
You: how complicated?
Stranger: I always screw that up
You: liek omg cheezburgerz
Stranger: yeah, I know
Stranger: I so l33ted that crap up
You: lol
You: i found i card in mah cereal eet sayz 10$
Stranger: that's pwn
You: yah.
Stranger: that's pwn to the burgurz
Stranger: that lol can be used anywerez?
You: i dunno it also sayz cash
You: i also won a boat!
You: i wonder who i should choose...
Stranger: choose meeee
Stranger: chooooose meee
You: ok
You: ill also choose...
Stranger: meeeeeeee
You: T-Pain!
Stranger: nooooooooooz
You: I'm on a boat!
You: I'm on a boat!
You: Take a good hard look
You: cause im sailin on a boat
Stranger: I'm sailin too
Stranger: on an A24 Speed Space Craft
You: lol
You: filled with snakes?
You: or eels?
Stranger: dark matter
You: oh
Stranger: anywayz
Stranger: I must goez nowz
You: You have lost connection with your conversational partner, but you really haven't.
You: ok
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[PuzzleMan1337]

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Stranger: are you a guy from london and swim??
You: Hi.
You: Yeah actually.
Stranger: really??
You: No joke.
Stranger: did i talk to you like 3 days ago??
Stranger: on here???
You: Maybe.
Stranger: whats your name??
You: FUCK.

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[MF29]

I am very boring.

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Stranger: hi
You: hello
Stranger: where are you from
You: the united states of america
Stranger: i am CHINESE
You: good
Stranger: nice to me you
Stranger: ha
You: it is nice to meet you to
Stranger: I am do not good at English
You: i see
Stranger: haha
You: is something funny?
Stranger: YES
You: what exactly?
Stranger: do you konw MAYA
You: no, i'm familar with MAYA, who is or what is that?
Stranger: please waiting I want go to the bathroom
You: carry on
Stranger: i am come
You: very well then
Stranger: MAYA is a software
You: what type of software?
Stranger: Animation is done
You: i disagree, animation has some years ahead of it
Stranger: you are right
You: do you know squarepusher?
Stranger: no
You: that is to be expected, not many know about him
Stranger: what is that
You: he is a mucisian
Stranger: i seee
Stranger: see
You: who are your favorite mucisians?
Stranger: NO
Stranger: i favorite is drawing
Stranger: do you like drawing
You: yes
You: i draw dragon ball z characters
Stranger: i like watercoler

[AfterShock]

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Stranger: helllllo
You: A wild Pidgey appeared!
Stranger: oh my goodness
You: Pikachu, I choose you!
Stranger: i hated those pidgeys
You: Wild Pidgey used GUST!
Stranger: but seriously, how old does this make you?
You: It's super effective!
Stranger: hrm.
You: Pikachu, use thundershock!
You: Wild Pidgey fainted!
Stranger: I'm going to sit here, read these, and see how long you can keep this up.
You: Pikachu gained 25 EXP!
You: Pikachu leveled up!
Stranger: nice, pikachu
Stranger: is he evolving?!
You: Huh? Pikachu is evolving!
Stranger: called it.
Stranger: raichu time.
Stranger: and then?! you've got me on the edge of my fucking seat here...
You: Congratulations! Your Pikachu evolved into Raichu!
Stranger: yatta, motherfucker
Stranger: now what?
You: PKMN trainer Dan wants to battle!
Stranger: oh that fucking doucheface
You: PKMN trainer Dan sent out ekans!
Stranger: HAHAHA ekans, PUHLEASE.
You: Go, Raichu!
Stranger: watch my rodent go all mongoose on your little snake ass
You: Riachu used THUNDER!
You: THUNDER missed!
Stranger: oh what the FUCK raichu
You: PKMN trainer Dan's ekans used WRAP!
You: Riachu used QUICK ATTACK!
You: EKANS fainted!
Stranger: that's right bitch
Stranger: mongoose style
Stranger: just like i warned you
You: PKMN Trainer Dan sent out Pidgeotto!
Stranger: what now, Dan? what's your backup plan!?
Stranger: ok
You: RAICHU used THUNDER!
Stranger: there we go
You: It's super effective!
Stranger: snap crackle and pop that turkey
You: PIDGEOTTO fainted!
You: PKMN trainer Dan is out of Pokemon!
Stranger: Dan I'm going to take your lunch money and use it to get an hour with your mom.
You: Raichu gained 100 EXP!
Stranger: EVOLVE AGAIN! ULTRAICHU TIME!
Stranger: c'mon i deserve this.
You: GYM LEADER BROCK wants to fight!
Stranger: bah
You: BROCK sent out ONIX!
You: Go, RAICHU!
You: ONIX used BODY SLAM!
You: RAICHU fainted!
Stranger: this is significantly less entertaining now.
You: You are out of Pokemon!
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[Cerium]

You: Pikachu gained 25 EXP!
You: Pikachu leveled up!
Stranger: nice, pikachu
Stranger: is he evolving?!
You: Huh? Pikachu is evolving!
Stranger: called it.
Stranger: raichu time.
Stranger: and then?! you've got me on the edge of my fucking seat here...
You: Congratulations! Your Pikachu evolved into Raichu!

A Pikachu doesn't evolve by leveling up, it needs a Thunder Stone.

[Ayron]

A Pikachu doesn't evolve by leveling up, it needs a Thunder Stone.

"you must spread around some reputation before giving it to Cerium again"


Srslah?,...pfft:P

[yellowTail]

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You: Say cheese!
Stranger: CHEESE
You: *snaps photo*
Stranger: How did it come out
Stranger: ?
You: Would you like wallet sizes?
Stranger: Sure
You: It CAME OUT GOD.
You: *good
You: oops
Stranger: haha
You: That will be 6.75.
Stranger: I only have 5 bucks
You: *calls chuck norris*
Stranger: Oh shi-...
You: *boom*
Stranger: *dead*
You: It's super effective!
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