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  1. 04-01-2010, 08:06 AM #201
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    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

    You: FAVOURITE BAND?
    Stranger: ATTACK ATTACK
    You: *VOMITS*

    You have disconnected.
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  2. 04-01-2010, 03:40 PM #202
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    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: hi
    You: hi do you like mudkipz
    Stranger: SHUT UP. MUDKIPZ ARE GAY
    Stranger: WANNA FUCK?
    Stranger: WANNA FUCK?
    You: DID YOU JUST SAY MUDKIPZ ARE GAY??? GET THE FUCK OUT
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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  3. 04-01-2010, 03:41 PM #203
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    Quote Originally Posted by sven View Post
    you're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

    You: Favourite band?
    Stranger: Attack attack
    you: *vomits*

    you have disconnected.
    ahahahaha
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  4. 04-01-2010, 03:58 PM #204
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    I have another:

    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: Bonjour Mon ami! *Hello my friend!*
    You: I hate french geeks.
    Stranger: im sad
    You: I hate sad people
    Stranger: What are you Francis? Do you also hate Louis and Zombies?
    You: SHIT HE'S ON TO ME
    Stranger: I'll kick your ass in left 4 dead. Valve's first game is fucking great.
    You: Oh yeah? What is Team Fortress 2? Half Life? PORTAL? LEFT 4 DEAD 2?? COUNTER-STRIKE??
    Stranger: Never heard of them
    You: Will you excuse my for 1 second?
    Stranger: Wait tell me more about these games
    You: You haven't heard of Wikipedia either.

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  5. 04-01-2010, 04:08 PM #205
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vekta101 View Post
    You: wazzuuuup
    Stranger: wazuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uuup
    You: wazuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup
    Stranger: you win ^^
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
    FUCK. I was gonna do this

    Anyway:

    You: we're not strangers to love
    Stranger: no.
    Stranger: stop.
    You: you know the rules and so do i

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  6. 04-01-2010, 04:12 PM #206
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    Sorry for double post but:

    You: hello stranger... I want to play a game

    Your conversational partner has disconnected.


    HAHAHAHA XD
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  7. 04-01-2010, 04:13 PM #207
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    I went to video, and met 4 naked men masturbating, thats great. So I went to text.

    This was my favorite:
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: yooouuu
    You: WILD PEDOCHU HAS APPERED
    Stranger: OH GDI
    You: HOW DO YOU RESPOND
    You: CHOOSE NOW
    Stranger: HIT IT WITH A SHOVEL
    You: PEDOBEAR DOGES
    Stranger: FUCK DAMN
    You: PEDOCHU NOT USES TOUCH
    You: HOW DO YOU RESPOND
    Stranger: CHRIS HANSEN I CHOOSE YOU
    You: OH NO
    Stranger: CHRIS HANSEN USES HAVE A SEAT
    You: PEDOCHU HAS A SEAT
    Stranger: CHRIS HANSEN USES 5-10 YEAR SENTENCE
    You: UH NO
    You: WHAT IS THIS?
    You: PEDOCHU IS EVOLVING
    Stranger: OH GDI
    You: USE YOUR PEDODEX TO SEE WHAT POKEMON
    You: IT EVOLVES TO.........
    You: PEDOGYARDOS
    Stranger: FUCKSHIT
    Stranger: CHRIS HANSEN RETURN
    You: PEDOGYARDOS IS WAITING
    Stranger: GO, ADVICE WOLF
    You: DAM
    Stranger: ADVICE WOLF USES ATTACK THE DAY
    You: PEDOGYARDOS RESPONDS WITH PEDOTACKLE
    Stranger: ADVICE WOLF IS STUNNED
    You: PEDOGYARDOS IS SATISFIED
    You: PEDOGYARDOS, RETURN
    You: I CHOOSE YOU
    You: PEDONIX!
    You: *RAWR*
    Stranger: ADVICE WOLF, RETURN
    Stranger: I CHOOSE YOU CHUCK NORRIS
    You: OHHHHHHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    Stranger: CHUCK NORRIS USES CHUCK NORRIS
    You: D:
    Stranger: THE UNIVERSE HAS FAINTED
    You: PEDONIX HAS FAINTED
    You: TRAINER HAS FLED
    Stranger: VICTORY
    You: DUN DUN DUNDUNNN
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    Bump thing

    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: m or f
    You: M
    You: Doof
    Stranger: agee
    You: So, listen to some good music?
    Stranger: umm i loovee john mayor and taylor swift lol
    Stranger: is that good?
    You: Good Bye
    You have disconnected.
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  9. 04-18-2010, 06:03 AM #209
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    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: hy
    Stranger: asl?
    You: STRANGER DANGER AHHHHH!
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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  10. 05-15-2010, 05:06 PM #210
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    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: Is this frank?
    Stranger: ye
    You: Frank...
    You: I love you
    You: <3
    Stranger: Umm...
    You: Don't you love me too?
    Stranger: ......
    You: :'(
    Stranger: well, see I have a gf
    You: She doesnt have to know...
    You: ;D

    Stranger: Yeaa, but im not a two timer.....And i LOVE my girlfriend.
    You: Sorry frank, but she loves memore, we wanted to tell you...
    You: but..
    You: Just.. couldnt...
    Stranger: Couldnt what
    Stranger: ....
    You: I'm so sorry to hurt you
    You: Were running away together.
    You: were going somewhere you'll never find us
    You: goodbye frank
    Stranger: really my gf is right beside me
    You: Tell her I'm sorry that it had to be this way...
    Stranger: Muahahhahhaahhahhahh, I am not Frank I am Jason.
    You: No!
    You: You can't do this to me!
    You: Y- you cant!
    Stranger: Muahahahahahahhhaaha, Can't Trick Me
    You: I've been decieved!
    You: defiled,
    You: destryed
    You: How must I go on?...
    You: I..
    You: cant
    Stranger: You are too gullible
    You: I don't understand life anymore!!
    You: I must end it all!
    You: but...
    Stranger: Well Don't Come Crying To Me.
    You: Youre going to have to help me....
    Stranger: How
    You: Like this...
    You: fallow my instructions very carefully...
    You: Are you ready?
    Stranger: yes
    You: TITIES OR GTFO
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    I've come to the conclusion that patrick has no eyes

    only sunglasses
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  11. 05-15-2010, 05:19 PM #211
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    Quote Originally Posted by Unknown Flames View Post
    Stranger: CHRIS HANSEN I CHOOSE YOU
    You: OH NO
    Stranger: CHRIS HANSEN USES HAVE A SEAT
    You: PEDOCHU HAS A SEAT
    Stranger: CHRIS HANSEN USES 5-10 YEAR SENTENCE
    You: UH NO
    My mommy said never to talk to strangers.

    But I want to give this one a large hug.

    I lawled so hard.
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  12. 05-17-2010, 07:23 AM #212
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    Quote Originally Posted by Eggboy'13 View Post
    *A grammar nazi's worst nightmare*
    Come on man, make a little effort.


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    Quote Originally Posted by coolguy753 View Post
    Come on man, make a little effort.
    It's just omegle, don't have a period.
    Quote Originally Posted by Mub View Post
    I've come to the conclusion that patrick has no eyes

    only sunglasses
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  14. 05-17-2010, 09:43 AM #214
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    Quote Originally Posted by Eggboy'13 View Post
    It's just omegle, don't have a period.
    "destryed", "fallow"? Do you even know what a vowel is?


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    You: Hi.
    You: I am a rapist.
    Stranger: hello
    Stranger: oh nice
    You: Now get on your knees.
    Stranger: im an underage girl
    You: Cool. Wanna fuck?!?!
    Stranger: no thanks
    You: But, thats my #1 rapist hobby!!!
    Stranger: if youre a rapist then a "no" wont stop you
    Stranger: go aheaad
    You: AWWW.
    You: YEEAAAH.
    You: Now say whos the boss!
    You: WHOS THE BOSS?
    Stranger: you!
    You: NO. ITS TONY DANZA. FUCK!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by HalfSwiss View Post
    I've never seen a forum designed specifically for video game guides and tips. Also: http://gameaid.b1.jcink.com/index.php showtopic=160
    http://www.gamefaqs.com
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    You: Hi.
    Stranger: Hey
    Stranger: What's up?
    You: Not much you?
    Stranger: Not much you?
    You: Not much you?
    Stranger: Not much you?
    You: Not much you?
    Stranger: Not much you?
    You: Not much you?
    Stranger: Not much you?
    You: Not much you?
    Stranger: Not much you?
    You: Not much you?
    You: Not much you?
    You: Not much you?
    You: Not much you?
    You: Not much you?
    You: Not much you?
    You: Not much you?
    You: Not much you?
    You: Not much you?
    You: Not much you?
    You: Not much you?
    You: Not much you?
    You: Not much you?
    You: Not much you?
    You: Not much you?
    You: Not much you?
    You: Not much you?
    You: Not much you?
    You: Not much you?
    You: Not much you?
    You: Not much you?
    You: Not much you?
    You: Not much you?
    You: Not much you?
    You: Not much you?
    You: Not much you?vNot much you?
    Stranger: Fuck
    You: Not much you?
    Stranger: C-c-c-combo breaker!
    You: Lol.
    Stranger: The Game?
    You: Shit. I lost.
    Stranger: YES!
    You: You did too.
    You: Don't brag..
    Stranger: No. I already lost a few minutes ago
    You: You lost again.
    Stranger: You can't lose within 30 minutes of losing
    Stranger: It's in the rules
    Stranger: Look it up
    Stranger: ^^
    You: Awww...
    You: Shit.
    Stranger: It's okay
    Stranger: It happens to everybody
    You: Can I have a cyberhug.
    Stranger: Sure
    Stranger: BUTLER!
    You: *hug*.
    Stranger: Ha
    Stranger: You just hugged my Butler
    You: ....
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    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.

    Stranger: To get this out of the way I'm 20M and horny and want to cam
    You: k
    Stranger: asl
    You: same
    You: f
    Stranger: cool
    You: lets hit it
    Stranger: do u have skype
    You: yup
    Stranger: waht is ur username
    You: I have skype
    Stranger: what is your username on skype
    You: I'm trying
    You: Do you have skype?
    Stranger: yes
    You: What's your username?
    Stranger: i asked you first haha
    You: I don't have skype
    Stranger: then why did u say u did
    You: I didn't
    You: I have skype
    Stranger: oh okay
    Stranger: got it
    You: Cool
    Stranger: yeah
    You: Yeah
    You: So?..
    Stranger: so
    You: Aren't you gonna buy me some Internet dinner first?..
    Stranger: no
    Stranger: ure a guy
    You: Ding ding ding!!

    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
    Quote Originally Posted by Mub View Post
    I've come to the conclusion that patrick has no eyes

    only sunglasses
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  18. 02-17-2011, 05:13 PM #218
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    People still go on Omegle? Lol.
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    My first chat evar.

    You: Hallo
    Stranger: hey. asl?
    You: 43,m,canada
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Novus View Post
    People still go on Omegle? Lol.
    Once a decade.
    Quote Originally Posted by Mub View Post
    I've come to the conclusion that patrick has no eyes

    only sunglasses
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