Omegle conversations

[Brettska99]

People still go on Omegle? Lol.

I haven't used it, because ever since i got this damn horse people keep disconnecting.

[GamerGizmo]

You: Hello
Stranger: serching for my lost girl friend...
You: Your a dumbass if your looking on here
Stranger: nops
Stranger: i believe in myself
You: It doesnt matter, your still a dumbass if your searching for her on here.
Stranger: wot if ican find her
Stranger: 'u'll become an asshole
You: No i wont, id become someone who actually thinks and uses logic in situations like that.
You: you would just be a lucky dumbass.
Stranger: wotever happens i'll be a dumbass n u'll be an intelligetn guy
Stranger: reit?
You: No, im just saying your a dumbass just for doing this.
You: If you did something else like win 3rd in a poker tournament, you would be the intelligent guy.
You: And id be the guy staying home watching Dr.Who
Stranger:

[MattStar]

Stranger: hi I'm Chinese
You: hey im chris hansen with dateline nbc
You: i mean
You: im a little girl wanna come to my house?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[GamerGizmo]

[roza]

Well my log is over 4 MSW pages long but I had and intersting conversation with a Finnish/Sweedish girl about how governments are declining. the current situation in libya and Tom Hanks movies!

[ChuckECheese123]

You: 56/m/asia

Stranger: even hotter

You: i love you

Stranger: 18/f/usa

Stranger: i love you to

Stranger: u shoud fuck me

You: no its going to fast

You: we should take time apart

Stranger: I HATE YOU > U NEVER VISIT ME!

Stranger: D;

You: IM SORRY BABE

You: BABY COME BACK

You: ITS ALLLLL RIGHT

Stranger: IM BREAKING UP WITH U!!

Stranger: keep the kid

[beardedwalrus]

This was a fun conversation

[coolguy753]

Thought I'd update.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!You and the stranger both like Unforgiven, David Lynch, Fight Club, Pink Floyd, and Radiohead.

Stranger: Is it Crazy Clown time?

You: It is indeed.

You: Lynch's music is pretty crazy.

Stranger: FANTASTIC TRICERATOPS!

You: Pinky's Dream is the best.

Stranger: Agreed.

You: I love Karen O.

Stranger: I love my cat and chewing gum. Chewing gum is fantastic.

You: It has it's ups and downs.

You: Oh, and Dogs > Cats.

Stranger: I'm sorry.

Stranger: I can't let you say that Dave.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[ikhaoticzz]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Question to discuss:
I accidentally my face. Is this bad? D:
Stranger 2: use a actioon verb
You: You are missing a verb :|
You: Let's fill it in for him/her.
You: I accidentally...hit my face with my mother's spatula while I was cooking some beef stroodles
Stranger 2: I accidently Niggercocked my face.
You: Same results.
Stranger 2 has disconnected

[madoublex]

This may be a long one:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Question to discuss:
The first one to leave this chat likes Justin Beiber
Stranger: To the death.
You: NEVER
You: (plays that one song from scarface)
Stranger: *plays final countdown*
You: PUSH IT TO THE LIMIT
You: WALK ALONG THE RAZORS EDGE
You: DON'T LOOK DOWN
You: ............
You: OTHER WORDS
You: LIMIT!!!!
You: You should hit Alt-F4
You: There will be....
You: Cake awarded
You: at the end of the button pressing
Stranger: THE CAKE IS ALIE
You: The cake is Alie?
You: FUCK
You: ALIE IS MY DOG
You: NOOOO
You: I baked my dog into cake
You: ....
You: that sucks
Stranger: That's barking mad.
You: Zing
You: I didn't want to do this
You: but you leave me no choice
You: It;s time for twitter posts, by Kanye West
You: If you have an apple and I have an apple and we exchange these apples then you and I will still each have one apple. ....
You: There are so many broken systems from the economy to school systems jail systems... we need experts for this...
You: I know this is not a very rapper thing to say but I haven't bought a new car or piece of jewelry in about 2 years...
You: GOD DAMN IT LEAVE
Stranger: No.jpg
You: Fine then, cue Sons of Skyrim.mp3
You: FUS RO DAH
You: Dovahkiin, Dovahkiin
naal ok zin los vahriin
wah dein vokul mahfaeraak ahst vaal!
Ahrk fin norok paal graan
fod nust hon zindro zaan
Dovahkiin, fah hin kogaan mu draal!
Stranger: AND IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIII - IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
You: Fuck my only weakness
You: Giant sinking ships
Stranger: All up in my lulz.
You: ARE YOU HAPPY QUESTION GUY?
You: LOOK WHAT YOU MADE US DO
You: Ok, I know how to beat him at his own game
You: Are you willing to work together?
Stranger: What do you have in mind?
You: Minimize this window... forever
You: No one leaves
You: no one's a queer
Stranger: But
Stranger: such a waste of valuable RAM.
You: I know
You: but It's a sacrifice Im willing to take
You: are you?
Stranger: You seem like a nice guy.
Stranger: I'm willing to take one for the team.
You: NOOO
Stranger: Good bye sanity.
You: DONT DO IT
You: I LOVE YOOOOOOOOOOU
Stranger: Good bye heterosexuality.
You: NO HOMO
Stranger: ALL OF THE HOMO.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[madoublex]

Damn, double post. Oh well. This is why you ALWAYS let them type first before you even START typing...

[Ronthis the Werewolf]

Damn, double post. Oh well. This is why you ALWAYS let them type first before you even START typing...

Heh, that was funny.

[Daemon]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Hey

Stranger: M

You: Greetings

You: Robot

Your conversational partner has disconnected.