Omegle conversations

[roza]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: help!
You: theyre coming for me!
Stranger: who are they?????
You: I swear it wasnt me
You: its the Russians!
You: theve been tracking me from China!
You: The followed me to Spain!
Stranger: what`s going on??
You: I didnt know she was the mayors daughter!
You: oh shit theyre here!
You: HEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: sihf kuvnj rea b fd
You: trt09 tv01
Stranger: yyyyyeeeeeeeeesssssss
You: YOU! American, this conversation didn't happen OK? The problem has been dealt with.
Stranger: who are they.they looking for me in outside
You: If any word gets out about this we're coming for you.
You: understand?
Stranger: mothafucka
You: you just made a BIG mistake American...
You have disconnected.

[roza]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi im ten
Stranger: im 100
You: whats anal?
Stranger: what pot?
You: my uncle watches me bathe
Stranger: well thats okay
You: he likes making home movies too
Stranger: oh really thats interstong
You: he likes animals too
You: he has lots of pictures of them on his compooter
You: his nmae is chris hansen
You: hes on tv
Stranger: ahahahah!
You: are you on tv?
Stranger: nooo
You: my uncle is, he can get you on if you want
You: all you need to do is somthing about the swim soot area
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[mchapra]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: A wild Pedobear Appears

Stranger: Go pikachu

You: Pedobear uses NOM NOM NOM

Stranger: Pikachu dodges!!

Stranger: Pikachu uses thunder

Stranger: .....

Stranger: Pedobear is paralized!

You: IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE

Stranger: *use greater ball*

You: Congratulations! you got a pedobear

Stranger: =D

You: Pedobear wants to learn 'Asl'

Stranger: *runs away in fear*

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[hsoldier]

Stranger: u horny female with msn and cam?
You: stop trying to find love over the internet
You: SAD CHILD!
You: go outside!
You: GET A LIFE!
Stranger: im not
You: YOU PEDO!
Stranger: im 16
You: WHY ARE YOU ASKING IF IM HORNY!

New convo

Stranger: hello
You: Humdy?
You: Lumdy?
You: Lumdy?
Stranger: fumdy?
You: Humdy?
You: Smumdy?
Stranger: grumdy?
You: gwandy?
Stranger: bumbdy?

New Convo

tranger: hi
You: Dont touch that!
Stranger: what
You: That
You: what your touching now!
You: get your hands of it
Stranger: to bad im touching it
You: Whaaaat
You: the whole fabric of the universe depends on you, so stop fucking touching it
Stranger: your not my mom or my dad so fucking no
You: whaat
You: im neo
You: i chose the red pill
You: i can see the future
You: so dont fucking touch it
Stranger: i chose the blue pill i know what im soppost to do biatch
You: whaaaat
You: please stop touching it, or we will have to engage in serious battle
Stranger: all im touching is a chair and the cheyboard and mouse
You: Dont you see!
You: your touching something else!
You: look around you!
You: Let go of everyhting!
Stranger: a blanket, window sill
You: something else!
You: HURRY UP LET GO!
Stranger: shut up
You: HURRY UP!
Stranger: i did!!
You: thanks
You: next time do what i fucking say
You: biatch
Stranger: jerk

[Lestat_the_vampire]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: hey
Stranger: so how you doing?
You: I'm currently trying to stop the end of the world.
Stranger: i didn't know the word is comming to an end
You: yes
Stranger: what's going to happeb
Stranger: happen
You: The Magmatic core of the earth is going to overheat, killing billions
You: the lucky ones die first
You: you can avoid it by following the white Rabbit.
Stranger: it's more likely that an asteroid will end all life
Stranger: like in armageddon
You: No, its true. The only way to save the Earth is to follow the White Rabbit down the Rabbit hole.
Stranger: ok
Stranger: so where do i find this rabbit
Stranger: is white rabbit like a surname?
Stranger: or is it just a white fluffy rabbit
You: That My Friend, Is A Question I leave you. If you survive, look up "Lestat". If Not, Good Life to you.
You have disconnected.

[MasterKatsumi91]

me: hi
stranger: whats up
me: up is a direction
stranger: no, whats happening?
me: happening is a past tense

stranger disconnected

[Lestat_the_vampire]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: THE RUSSIANS ARE AFTER ME MAN!
Stranger: run faster
You: i AM BUT THEY HID IN THE TREES MAN!
Stranger: dont look at the trees
You: BUT I LIVE IN A FOREST MAN!
Stranger: close your eyes. it'll all go away.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[MasterKatsumi91]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: BWHA BWHA HA I JUST CRAPPED IN THE LEGO BIN!
Stranger: how nice
You: BWHA BWHA HA I JUST THREW ALL THE LUNCHES OUT THE DOOR
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

new one

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: im a beluga
You: hello
Stranger: heres my story
You: your a whale?
Stranger: The beluga or white whale (Delphinapterus leucas) is an Arctic and sub-Arctic species of cetacean. It is one of two members of the family Monodontidae, along with the narwhal. This marine mammal is commonly referred to simply as the beluga or sea canary due to its high-pitched twitter.[3] It is up to 5 meters (16 ft) in length and an unmistakable all-white color with a distinctive protuberance on the head. From a conservation perspective, the beluga is considered "near threatened" by the International Union for Conservation of Nature; however the subpopulation from the Cook Inlet in Alaska is considered critically endangered and is under the protection of the United States' Endangered Species Act.[2][4]
Stranger: yes
You: cool im a seal
Stranger: lets make babies
You: id bet theyd be dolphins
Stranger: NO YOU STUPID ANIMAL
You: seal+whale=dolphin
Stranger: WRONG
You: right
Stranger: seal plus whale equals patrick key
You: i like trains
You: : D
Stranger: i like to fuck
You: i like trains
You: :I
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

the next one may get weird and be offensive to Canadians

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: THIS IS SPARTA
Stranger: For Narnia, bitch (:
You: NAAARNIIIIIAAAAA *Swing sword*
Stranger: haha.
You: oh i need help
Stranger: -shoots bow-
You: my fruity pebbels were kidnaped by canadians now i dont know what to do
Stranger: we have got to retrieve them.
You: if i dont do somthing il have to have *GASP* captin crunch
Stranger: darn.
You: I HAVE A PLAN
Stranger: have you tried the trix swirls?
You: I SHALL NUKE CANADA
You: its flawless!
Stranger: lol
You: wait...
You: i dont know how to build a nuke...
Stranger: we should just bomb them.
You: you has bombs?
Stranger: we can make them
You: nah i think ill just sit at home and play xbox
Stranger: that sounds fun
You: wait...
You: i dont have a xbox
Stranger: aw. oh no
You: ALL I HAVE IS THE FRIGGEN WII
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

nother one

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Normal person?? PLEASE?!?!?
You: i like trains
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[xIAMHUNTERx]

Chatroulette is way better than Omegle.

[paper sonic]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

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You: I want your babies!
You: They Taste SOOOOOOOOO goood.
Stranger: yiaks so bad
You: UMMMMM I CAN SMELL THEM FROM HERE
Stranger: hah you're so repulsive
You: BUT THE TASTE
You: ..............AHHHHHH
You: MUST
You: HAVE
You: ONE
You: O_____o
You: If you don't give me one I'm Leaving.
You: ...
Stranger: What do you have a mental disorder?
You: Im your Wife/Husband/BF/GF/Mother/Father/
You: ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
You: ahahahahahah
You: ...you still here...I need some one to talk to why do you think I'm on the site
You: The Poilce will find me soon...
You: I NEED HELP MAN!
You: FUCKING HELP ME!
Stranger: hueks you are not reasonable
You: ..I CAN REASON.
You: IF YOU GIVE ME DEAD KIDS

[MasterKatsumi91]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: FALCON PUNCH
Stranger: OH SNAP
You: *super effective*
Stranger: *finish him*
You: STRANGER USES THUNDERBOLT
Stranger: *swagger swagger swagger*
You: *It faild*
You: GO I CHOSE YOU AGUMON!
Stranger: digivolve toooo
Stranger: GREYMOOON
You: WHO HOO LEVEL UP
You: NOW I CAN LEARN SPARTA KICK
You: .... DR.OCTOGANAPUS BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
You: *fiers lazor*
Stranger: *laser beams shoot from eyes*
Stranger: *stuuns opponent*
You: GO THE POWER OF THE NARWHAL
You: *narwhal used sing*
Stranger: narwhals narwhals swimming in the ocean
Stranger: causing a commotion
Stranger: because they are so awesome
You: BECAUSE THEY ARE SO WASOME
Stranger: NARWHALS NARWHALS
Stranger: ppretty big and pretty white
You: THE'RE LIKE AN UNDERWATER UNICORN
You: THEY GOT A KICK-ASS FACIAL HORN
Stranger: JUST DONT LET THEM TOUCH YOUR BALLS
You: NARWHALS .... NARWHALS INVERTOR OF THE SHIS KABOB
You: .end.
Stranger: *pant ppant*
You: YAY NARWHALS

you're awesome if you get all those jokes.

[Manuel_Alejandro95]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Manuel_Alejandro95]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hi there
Stranger: How are you?
You: fine and you?
Stranger: Pretty outstanding
Stranger: The weather is beautiful, and it makes me happier than usual
Stranger: Well, here at least
Stranger: Where are you from?
You: here I got dark clouds
Stranger: Ah
Stranger: Scary
Stranger: I do like clouds, though
Stranger: I'm not a fan of the sun
You: Me neither
You: :P It burns a lot, don't think so?
Stranger: Just a little bit
Stranger: I feel bad for the people on Mercury, dealing with that shit all day
You: yeah they should be burning their skin all day
You: do you like the rain? I mean the non-acid rain.
Connection imploded.

[master_general]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: STRANGER DANGER!!!!
Stranger: what the fuck, say something
Stranger: yeah you are fucking dangerous
You: I don't want your candy bitch
Stranger: you don't jack off
Stranger: you doh't masturbate
Stranger: you are a feak
Stranger: feak
Stranger: freak
You: I know you whippersnappers
You: You and your flying machines
Stranger: blow me fuckface
You: I believe a fan could do the same
Stranger: fucking cunt
Stranger: you are fucking worthless
Stranger: not even for a fuck
Stranger: you are a 2 bagger
You: Did you spell can wrong or something?
Stranger: need 2 bags over yourhead
You: Watch what you type there
You: You need spell check or something
Stranger: he bitch, go be with jesus and leave the rest of the world in peace
You: It is called Hey, not he
You: And hay is for horses
Stranger: fucking cunt
You: Spelled can Wrong again?
You: hmmm...
Stranger: pour some bleach into your hole to get rid of all those std's
You: Is it true you have a small one?
Stranger: then gargle with some bleach for all that cum you swallow
You: I heard it from Willy
You: Small guy?
You: Wee little one down there
Stranger: you prooly suck your own dick, hermaphroditre
You: I can't bend that far, you can't reach it
Stranger: flfffffuuuuuuuuuuuuccccccccccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkk kkkkkkkkyyou
Stranger: eat shit fat bitch
You: I do believe it is one f,u,c,k then you with a space
You: A bitch is a female dog
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Lol

[SilentMan101]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi
Stranger: hello
Stranger: where are you from ?
Stranger: how old are you ?
You: Im from Hades and im 1,000 years old
Stranger: you are so hummers
Stranger: you are dead

[Nessie]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: Hiiiii!!!!
Stranger: m/f?
You: Kirby
You: Lawl, you should have figured.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Colleen ?
You: Nope, Colin.
You: Almost got it.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Crucify the so called Lord. He soon shall fall to me. Your souls are damned your God has fell. To slave for me eternally.
Hell awaits...
You: OK.
You: Bye.

Lol, Omegle.

[mchapra]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: the game

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Sven]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: SPLIT YOUR LUNGS WITH BLOOD AND THUNDER!
Stranger: WHEN YOU SEE THE WHITE WHALE!!
You: BREAK YOUR BACKS AND CRACK YOUR OARS, MEN!!
Stranger: IF YOU WISH TO PREVAIL!!
You: THIS IVORY LEG IS WHAT PROPELS ME!
Stranger: HARPOONS THRUST IN THE SKY!!
You: AIM DIRECTLY FOR HIS CROOKED BROW!!!
Stranger: AND LOOK HIM STRAIGHT IN THE EYEEEE!
You: WHITE! WHALE!
Stranger: HOLY GRAIL!!!
You: That was awesome.
Stranger: Indeed.

You have disconnected.

[Vekta101]

You: wazzuuuup
Stranger: wazuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uuup
You: wazuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup
Stranger: you win ^^
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[makjack]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: who are you?
Stranger: a monster :P
You: not your species, I;m asking who u are?
Stranger: i'm a girl 21 poland ;]
Stranger: u?
You: No, not asl.
I want to know who are you?
Stranger: mm i'm a person who lives on earth, a litte bored, so thats why i'm here
Stranger: you?
You: not what you do or are doing.
just tell me who are you?
Stranger: who are you?
You: I WILL NEVER TELL YOU
GO AWAY!
You have disconnected.