Omegle conversations

[HoldersWar]

This is rather fun

Stranger: but talkin to u makes me want to cut myself
You: Probably.
Stranger: yes
You: I have that effect on Paedophiles

[DeathSpawn11]

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You: So I herd you liek Mudkipz
Stranger: FUCK YES
Stranger: ALL THE TIME
Stranger: IN MY PUSSY
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[Apollo]

THEY SPEAK WORDS I DO NOT UNDERSTAND

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Stranger: hi
You: Hi
Stranger: hoe gaan dit maat ju?
You: tee ma nu gitz dit ja
Stranger: goed
You: baed
Stranger: wat?
Stranger: praat jy Afrikaans?
Stranger: hallo?
Stranger: ek es valore
You: suwwy
You: makt de jat see?
Stranger: wat, praat jy Afrikaans
Stranger: ?
You: no iz australiano
Stranger: wat?
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[Maximum]

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Stranger: hey
You: Hi
Stranger: asl?
You: 85, Male, Florida
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Also:

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You: Yo
Stranger: so is it bad that im a cat fucker?
You: Um
Stranger: no serious be honest?
Stranger: is it wrong
You: ...
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If it's too vulgar, LK, I'll remove it.

[Nerdysimmer]

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You: HAI
Stranger: I'm unbuttoning my blouse...
Stranger: First, just the top button.
Stranger: Slowly.
You: =D
Stranger: PLEASE ENTER CREDIT CARD INFORMATION, EXPERATION DATE, AND SECURITY CODE NOW TO CONTINUE.
You: *rapes you*
Stranger: You didn't pay for that!
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[ELCrazy]

You: Hello
Stranger: high
You: High on what?
Stranger: how goez it
You: Nothing much man
Stranger: mary jane
Stranger: and whiskey
You: Beez El Boob
You: This is boring
Stranger: boobs where?!
You: I have 'em
You: Wanna see?
Stranger: kool
Stranger: i like boobs
You: Really?
Stranger: sure
You: Simple
Stranger: i would like to see
Stranger: boobs
You: Firstly, what's your name?
Stranger: and junk
Stranger: kaleb
Stranger: u?
You: From?
Stranger: usa
You: Cool
Stranger: yayaya
You: I'm from Wisconsin
You: My name's
Stranger: texas here
*disconnected*

[DeathSpawn11]

I love this.

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Stranger: !olleh
You: I love you
Stranger: Really?
You: Really.
Stranger: But we've only just met!
You: Love at first sight
Stranger: I hardly know you.
Stranger: Well, all right.
Stranger: Maybe I love you too?
You: You do
Stranger: All right. We can make this relationship work.
You: =D
Stranger: I like your determination.
You: I love you
Stranger: I love you too, babe.
Stranger: tell me something more about yourself.
You: First things first
You: Are you a boy or a girl?
Stranger: I'm a girl. I hope you're not picky.
You: Oh gawsh
You: I'm a lesbian
Stranger: Well . . . I'm not . . .but you know, I'm willing to try anything once.
Stranger: Let's go get married in Iowa.
Stranger: Or where ever it's legal. I don't keep track of these things.
You: Haha
Stranger: so who wears the dress at this wedding?
You: Both of us
Stranger: should we both match or wear different ones?
You: Matching fer sure =)
Stranger: excellent.
Stranger: Well I'll see you in Iowa, dear. Bye bye
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[Lenny819]

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Stranger: the time has come
You: yes it has
Stranger: you must join us!
You: I will
You: I can
You: I am
Stranger: now is the time when we must rally together!
Stranger: HUZZAH!
You: Yes rally together for 1 cause
You: HUZZAH!
Stranger: which cause should we rally for
You: Our destined goals
You: of concurring are main cause
Stranger: yes!
You: Yea
Stranger: only once all of the seashells have been counted and the stars resit can our path be ended
You: Our path shall never end
You: for as long as their are seashells and stars
Stranger: we will ride on forever
Stranger: songs will be sung of our doings
You: Doings sung by others
You: We are one
Stranger: children will be named after us
Stranger: children will name us after them
Stranger: woodland creatures will flock to our aid at the hour of need
You: the hour of need flocks woodland creatures
Stranger: of course
Stranger: but now.
You: Course of us
Stranger: we go
You: now is the time
Stranger: onward
You: we leave
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[Eggboy'13]

This = Fail
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Stranger: hi
You: I love you
You: :O
Stranger: no you dont

[Eggboy'13]

READ THIS

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You: no
You: yes
You: maybe
You: >
Stranger: what?
You: yes
You: up^
You: you english speeks?
Stranger: yes?
Stranger: pardon?
You: jick
Stranger: yes
You: high
You: ho
You: bo
You: hi
You: I like cakes
You: LOTS
You: :O
Stranger: um...ok
You: um... not ok
You: not at all
You: NONE
You: I LOVE VGBA
Stranger: are you alright?
You: YOU DO TOO!!!
Stranger: what's that
You: it's VGBA
You: 411
Stranger: which is...
You: A EPICLY EPIC WEBSITE
You: THAT YOU DONT KNOW ABout
Stranger: oh
Stranger: i like hockey
You: hockey?
You: is it like basket mall?
Stranger: yes
You: NO
You: YOU LIE
Stranger: not
You: not cool man, dont lie to me
Stranger: no it's not

[yellowTail]

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You: Hai
Stranger: Hey
You: Flay
Stranger: Gay
You: May
Stranger: Lay
You: Ray
Stranger: Day
You: Night
Stranger: Bright
You: Orange
Stranger: Door Hinger
Stranger: kbai

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Stranger: hi
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[stevencho]

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Stranger: hi
You: wazzup
Stranger: not too much bruh
Stranger: you?
You: ya nothin
You: hey you like weed?
Stranger: ¶:¬ ı)
Stranger: weed you say?
You: yeah man that stuff is to die for
Stranger: yah broman shits off the chain
You: you know a place i could get some?
Stranger: depends on where you at broski
You: minnesota
Stranger: sorry dubrah, didn't know there was anything in minnesota
You: that's cool
Stranger: yeah, sorry brodude

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[yellowTail]

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You: hey
Stranger: hey
Stranger: whats up
You: nothing
Stranger: sounds awesome
You: no srsly i hav no roof
Stranger: u must be living the dream
You: nope
Stranger: sounds miserable
You: i don't live in dreams
Stranger: then whre>
Stranger: ?
You: a house
You: w/ no roof
Stranger: WHY
You: idk
Stranger: what is wrong with u
You: jk
Stranger: bk
You: ima robot
Stranger: mmmm....burger king
You: bk?
Stranger: the muthafuckin BK
You: ok
Stranger: home of the whoppa
Stranger: make it ur way bitch
You: lol
Stranger: where are u from robot man
You: waaaay
You: space
You: venus
Stranger: i hate u

[stevencho]

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Stranger: 你好
You: \W/(-_-)\W/
Stranger: ？
You: ghijkl yestsisk
Stranger: Sorry I can't understand
You: houisk uite cassnotik
Stranger: could you please type English?
You: sorri deutch
Stranger: sorri is sorry?
You: wii
Stranger: wii is yes?
You: no the wii is a video game console by nintendo
Stranger: I don't kow that.
You: O_o you have never heard of a wii
Stranger: where are you from?
You: US of A
You: you?
Stranger: China
Stranger: I think we have generatioin gap
You: never heard of it.
You: check this out
You: http://wii.com/
You: hello?
Stranger: no Chinese?

[yellowTail]

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Stranger: que pasa puto
You: english
Stranger: herro herro
Stranger: you rikey orange chicken?
You: what???
Stranger: orange chicken
Stranger: suckey suckey fye dolla
You: i dont get it
Stranger: nigger please
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[yellowTail]

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You: hallo
Stranger: Boo.
You: Rawr!
Stranger: Grrr!
You: die.
Stranger: *dies*
You: lol
Stranger: yay, i am a ghost.
Stranger: fear me.
You: i have no fears
You: they died too
Stranger: ooh...you rule, dude.
Stranger: did chuck norris kill your fears?
You: is chuck norris your mom?
Stranger: yup.
Stranger: he's everyone's mom.
You: lawl
Stranger: bruce lee is my adoptive father, and jackie chan is my son.
You: bucey sauce
Stranger: worsterchire sauce?
You: soy sauce
Stranger: sauce sauce.
You: its now a drug
You: offishaly
Stranger: whoa...i wanna snort soy sauce.
You: lolz
Stranger: we're going to Hong Kong Wok later to get some of those free packets.
You: you inject it and die
Stranger: ooh. fun.
Stranger: i
Stranger: i want sushi blood.
You: i?
Stranger: eye pressed enter. *mwaha*
You: sushi!!! chackie chanz!!!
Stranger: sugar pops and michael jackson!
You: khakis and chocolate!
You: chuck norris wants you to pay him for saying that
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[Chef]

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Stranger: Hey
You: I love you.
Stranger: Um.
You: What's so "um" about that?
Stranger: Well, golly gee. It's okay, you're not the father. Don't feel obligated.
Stranger: (Or mother?)
You: Do you love me?
You: I love you.
You: I also lovemudkipz.
You: <3<3<3<3<3
You: Let's get married.
You: In Ohio
Stranger: why Ohio?
You: I dunno.
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Stranger: hey hey
You: I love you.
Stranger: That's nice.
Stranger: Where are you from?
You: Your heart.
Stranger: Awww:-)
You: Let's get married... in Ohio.
Stranger: Why in Ohio?
Stranger: ?
You: Because in 1670 Ohio was discovered by Rene-Robert Cavalier.
Stranger: So, what does this have to do with our love?
You: 'Cause we're getting married in Ohio.
You: That's why.
Stranger: Okay then.
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[Lenny819]

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You: Hello there fella
You: By golly
You: Jee wiz are you their
Stranger: hi
You: Oh shucks
You: u are here
Stranger: yea
You: Im from thee ol' west
Stranger: where is it
You: im staying at nifty saloon tonight
You: and day got a here compute machine
You: Why its west of course
Stranger: you feel bored
You: This is the most fun ive had since my ol gals were alive
Stranger: that‘s funny
Stranger: guy？
You: shucks, we has a lot of good ol funny moments
You: Yes Im a guy
Stranger: age？
You: I have no idea
Stranger: why
You: I havent counted
Stranger: haha
You: growing up down their
You: lots to do
You: you can;t think of the little stuff
Stranger: gay？
You: Your just born and on ya way
You: gay? Happy, not at the moment why you ask
Stranger: just wanna ask
You: You know where i can find this here store?
You: with lots of hats
You: and flask
Stranger: wow
Stranger: where are u from？
You: my mama says we was from Texas but I knew we was in Oklahoma
Stranger: oh，how old are u
You: That question pops up a lot
Stranger: oh，i forgot I asked before
You: You like a lotta age
Stranger: you like girls？
You: oh yes
You: i love gals
You: sadly my wife has been dead for a good whulee
Stranger: whulee？
You: she was shoveling the dirt when a horse ran this here gal ova
Stranger: you have good sense of humor
You: Must be from my mama, along with ma perfect eyebrows
Stranger: why you spend time on this site
You: I haven't talked with a being for a good ol' while
You: good to know their is still life
You: besides the workers at this here saloon
You: they have no good talk
Stranger: how about your sex life
You: When ma wife died, so did my love
Stranger: you‘re a nice person
You: By golly
You: Thanks
You: I gotta hit the ol' bag
You: seeya in tha good morn'in
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[yellowTail]

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You: hey
Stranger: hi
You: whats up
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You: hi
Stranger: can you hold on?
Stranger: to my balls

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Stranger: hey
You: Run!!!!
You: teh bombs are coming
Stranger: aouch !
You: dey weel keel u
Stranger: which bombs ?
You: the aleins bombz
Stranger: are you drunk xD ?
You: they want some fanta
Stranger: oh yes
You: do u wanta fanta
Stranger: fanta bomb's
Stranger: classical
Stranger: yeah sure I want fanta
You: filed wit oring soda
Stranger: oring ?
You: they arh orange
You: *exploders*
Stranger: WAM
Stranger: where are you from, stranger ?
You: im faaaallling!
You: *boom*
You: oh noes
You: i deid
Stranger: what a pity
You: yup
Stranger: are you oOKAYYYYYYYYY ?
Stranger: fooooooooo
You: nope i dink i broke mah bones
Stranger: so you keep drinking
You: i drinkblended cheese, yup
You: it gud
Stranger: i eat some cheeseburgers
You: blended?
Stranger: blended.
You: chuck norris can blend a blender
Stranger: i can blend chuck norris
You: lol
You: i can blend stff like mi9chal jacksun
Stranger: chuck norris can deliver us from the fanta bombs
You: i bought an lolcat an now it landing to base
You: now im using it as a gun
Stranger: say say say say SAYYYYYYYYY
You: load the hairballs!!!
You: *BOOM*
You: corn pops gotta hav dem
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[Chef]

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Stranger: hi
You: I love you.
Stranger: nice<333
Stranger: D
You: Let's get married.
You: Now.
Stranger: okay
You: Where?
Stranger: there
You: Okay, see you there.
Stranger: okay
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Stranger: hi
Stranger: where r u from?
You: asl
You: USA
Stranger: f/m?
You: f
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You: F/M?
Stranger: M
You: F
You: Let's have sex.
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Stanger: hi
You: Male or female?
Stranger: men
Stranger: you?
You: Man.
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Stranger: hi
You: i herd u liek mudkipz
Stranger: wtf?
You: so, do u?
Stranger: what does it mean?
You: mudkipz
You: i herd u liek dem
Stranger: fuck you
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You: i herd u liek mudkipz
You: ?
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Stranger: Is this Johnny?
You: Yeah?
Stranger: What's up?
You: Nothing much, dude.
Stranger: Talk to Mark yet?
You: Yeah, just a few minutes ago.
Stranger: Is he going to pay for the paint job?
You: Yeah, he said so.
Stranger: I'll still shot his dog
You: I'm really not Johnny.
Stranger: ....
You: Yeah.
Stranger: Fuck you
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Stranger: hi.
You: do u have a boner?
You: ?
Stranger: asl?
You: NO, ANSWER MY QUESTION!!!!!!!!!
You: ASHJASHKDJAHKJLFSAHFLAKSHLSDA
You: CHIHUAHUAS ARE MY FAVORITE!!!
You: DSUOIFUOPSFKFAHRIWALJFRKWEF\
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*I HAD THIS REALLY FUNNY AND LONG ONE, BUT I ACCIDENTALLY CLICKED THE BACK BUTTON AND LOST IT *