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  1. 04-17-2009, 01:34 PM #21
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    Stranger: Hi

    You: Yo man

    Stranger: sup dawg/

    You: you have a ps3

    You: ?

    Stranger: ha no only a wii :P
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    Connecting to server...
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: hey
    Stranger: i want to be as skinny as nicole richie.
    You: K....
    Stranger: and i was fasting
    Stranger: but i just ate
    Stranger: 2 bowls of bran flakes.
    Stranger: and now i feel crap.
    You: k....
    Stranger: and i want to sick myself up
    Stranger: but i've tried before like 2 times
    Stranger: and i cant do it.
    Stranger: and
    Stranger: im generally
    Stranger: panicking
    Stranger: HELP
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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    Stranger: hello
    You: ohai
    Stranger: how are you girel?
    Stranger: girlk
    You: GOIRKLE!!
    Stranger: girl?
    Stranger: i am male
    You: mail, like mail truck!!
    You: rain and snow and fire and brimstone!!
    You:
    Stranger: nice
    You: Vgba?
    You: YESH!!
    Stranger: yesca
    You: IT'S THE WINRARZ
    *Left*
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    This site has some interesting characters.

    Connecting to server...
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: Helloo
    You: Helloo
    Stranger: You're not a pervert and not a spanish person who knows no other language?
    You: no
    You: im 17
    You: english
    You: male
    You: america
    You: lol
    Stranger: oh good
    Stranger: Too many peole trying to fuck me over the internet
    Stranger: it's creepy
    You: wanna fuck?
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: knock knco
    You: whos t here
    Stranger: NOBODY BITCH !!!
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  5. 04-17-2009, 01:59 PM #25
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    Stranger: horny female?
    You: O_O
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    You: sup holmes
    Stranger: Hey
    Stranger: guess what
    You: what?
    Stranger: ___________________░▒▓▓▓▓▒░_______________________ _____________________________
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    Stranger: kk sweden here
    Stranger: Do you wanna see my penis ?
    You: Fuck you. Perv.
    Stranger: I can masturbate in front of you.
    You: You just fucking said you're a girl dickwad.
    Stranger: And that's what I am.
    Stranger: But I have a big penis
    Stranger: Wanna touch it ?
    You: FUCK YOU
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    Quote Originally Posted by HoldersWar View Post
    Stranger: kk sweden here
    Stranger: Do you wanna see my penis ?
    You: Fuck you. Perv.
    Stranger: I can masturbate in front of you.
    You: You just fucking said you're a girl dickwad.
    Stranger: And that's what I am.
    Stranger: But I have a big penis
    Stranger: Wanna touch it ?
    You: FUCK YOU
    ah yes, don't fill us in on the complete convo. Wonder where penis got in.
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    LOL at AfterShock's!

    Connecting to server...
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: HII
    You: heeeyyyyyyy
    Stranger: suppppppppp
    You: male or female
    Stranger: female
    Stranger: yourself?
    You: i dont know
    Stranger: no worries
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    Connecting to server...
    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: Male or female
    Stranger: F
    Stranger: u?
    You: F
    You: Don't you hate it when your vagina smells?
    Stranger: Yes I do It smells like fishdicks
    You: I love you
    Stranger: I love you too
    You: I'm actually male
    Stranger: FFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
    You: Have fun with your stinky Vag!
    You have disconnected.

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    Connecting to server...
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: wanna come 2 my lesbian squirt orgy?
    You: YES
    You: WHEN IS IT?
    Stranger: 24 inch dildos allow n vaginas only
    Stranger: rite now
    You: K
    Stranger: no guys irl
    Stranger: n rapist
    Stranger: ur a guy rnt u?
    Stranger: fucking pervert
    Stranger: gtfo
    You: Sorry
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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    *CENSORED*
    Connecting to server...
    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: hi
    Stranger: why?
    You: f*** no
    Stranger: so negative
    You: f*** yeah
    Stranger: tell me about your mother
    You: tell me about yours b****
    You: i bet yours has big tits
    Stranger: i see, so you belive i am a b**** do you?
    You: f*** your pussy/penis
    You: b*** ass f****
    Stranger: and you want to avoid your problems by lashing out at me
    Stranger: i see
    Stranger: we have a lot of work to do.
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    You sure told 'em off, Chef.
    Oh, wait...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Star89er View Post
    You sure told 'em off, Chef.
    Oh, wait...
    I just felt like cursing.
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    Connecting to server...
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: hi
    You: hey
    Stranger: bill gates?
    You: thats me.
    Stranger: i need a new xbox
    You: RROD?
    Stranger: ?
    You: Do you have the Red Ring of Death?
    Stranger: not yet, i haven't bought that
    You: Oh my god..
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    I don't have the convo anymore, but me and this guy ended up talking about Biggie...0__o
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    Connecting to server...
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: hi
    You: hi
    Stranger: where from
    You: Why would I tell?
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    I am not kidding.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lestat_the_vampire View Post
    I am not kidding.
    Erm.. may I ask what about?
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    Trial 1:
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: I love you
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    Trial 2:
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: I love you
    Stranger: uhhhhh
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    Trial 3: (Censored)
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: I love you
    Stranger: I not love you
    You: You're horrible.
    You: AFTER ALL THE LOVE I GAVE YOU!
    Stranger: lol
    You: YOU HAVE THE GALL TO NOT LOVE ME BACK!
    Stranger: asl:
    You: ALL THE SWEET LOVE WE MADE
    You: AND NOTHING!
    Stranger: f*ck
    Stranger: sh*t
    You: YOU PATHETIC SH*T STAIN!
    You: ROT IN HELL!!!!!!
    Stranger: whe from?
    You: THERE'S SOMEONE ELSE ISN'T THERE!??!?!!
    Stranger: where you from
    You: F*CK!
    You: YOU CHEATING WHORE
    You: HOW COULD YOU!?
    You: I THOUGHT WE HAD SOMETHING!!!
    Stranger: i have eggs
    You: I HATE YOU! *82 times spammed*
    You: YOU F*CKER!
    Stranger: i love you
    You: I love you to!
    You have disconnected.

    Had to d/c myself on that one because it was carrying on. =p
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    You: Hey
    Stranger: hi
    You: My name's Greg Cadman
    You: I live in England
    You: And I have huge eyebrow pubes
    You: Would you like to rub them on your shaft?
    Stranger: nah man

    I love you, Greg.
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