Omegle conversations

[Ervo]

Not familiar with Omegle?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Omegle

Now, everybody. Post your funny/non-funny conversations with strangers. I find this one pretty funny.

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hey
Stranger: hey!
You: Whaddaya buying
You: I got a lot of good things on sale, stranger
Stranger: comedy festival tickets, hopefully
You: AHHH
You: Lots of firepower there, stranger
Stranger: this is a video game isn't it
Stranger: i'm pretty sure i've seen my housemate playing this
You: I'll buy it with a high price, stranger
Stranger: i'll have whichever weapon that kills most effectively
You: Not enough cash, stranger
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[hsoldier]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hey
You: hi
You: how art thou?
Stranger: Whats up?
You: life
Stranger: Oh, fine
You: and the ceiling
You: this is shit O_o
Stranger: Show thine teats or remove thyself
Stranger: or show other teats
You: whats a teat
Stranger: tits or gtfo.
You: xD
You: dude
You: im a man

[Apollo]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: 45 M Texas
You: Hi
You: 16 F Sydney, Australia
Stranger: 45 M Texas
Stranger: still interested?


I then immediately got the fuck out of there

[CengizMan]

Stranger: got beaten up today at the basketball court
You: Ah.
Stranger: live in a tough part of philly, worried it'll happen again
You: Sucks for you.
Stranger: got home and told mom
Stranger: she got scared
You: Why doesn't your mom send you to Bel Air.
Stranger: and said you're moving with your auntie and uncle in bel air
Stranger: fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

From another site.

[Apollo]

From another site.

You're joking... Just when I get the courage to go back in.

You: ...My parents kicked me out
You: I was mooching too much
Stranger: how pity
You: Can you send me money?
Stranger: are you chinese
You: No, I'm black, actually
You: I'll tell you a tale
You: Now this is a story, all about how
You: my life got flipped, turned upside down
You: and I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there
You: I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-Air
Stranger: i am listen to you
Stranger: ?
Stranger: where are you from
You: Bel-Air
You: In west Philadelphia born and raised
Stranger: africa?
You: On the playground was where I spent most of my days
You: Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
You: And all shootin some b-ball outside of the school
Stranger: hehe that is interesting
You: When a couple of guys Who were up to no good
Stranger: i am chinese
You: quiet
You: this is my story
You: Started making trouble in my Neibourhood
You: I got in one little fight, and my Mum got scared
You: she said "You're moving with your aunt and uncle in Bel-Air"
You: I begged and pleaded with her, day after day
Stranger: en i got it
You: But she packed my suitcase
You: and sent my on my way
You: She gave me and kiss
You: and gave me my ticket
You: I put my walkmen on
You: and said I might as well kick it
You: okay
You: your turn
Stranger: tell you a story about me?
You: Yeah

[oxol]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hey
Stranger: Hi
You: Where do you live?
Stranger: London
Stranger: you?
You: Cool
You: Sweden
Stranger: Nice
Stranger: Are you guys really putting software pirates in jail? that sucks
You: Yeah, I guess
Stranger: Anyway, how did you find out about omegle?
You: A friend from a video game site tipped (That's a real word, right?) me
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: Strange concept
Stranger: Interesting though
You: Yes
You: but pretty fun
Stranger: yeah, the experience of talking to a stranger that you know absolutely nothing about
You: I guess it's good too
Stranger: I guess.
You: But I wonder why he created it ^^
Stranger: Because now, if I try to talk to some stranger in real life, it is so much easier compared to this, because at least you can see what they are wearing, what they look like
Stranger: haha
You: haha
Stranger: You're a gamer?
You: Yes
Stranger: Strategy?
Stranger: or FPS?
You: I play pretty many kinds of games
You: But I like FPS pretty much
You: but I prefer the FPS's where it's not much shooting :P
Stranger: What? lol
Stranger: what do you do if not shoot?
Stranger: you mean like thief?
You: Well, that's not First Person Shooters, but they're still usually called that
You: First person games in general
Stranger: What non shooter fps do you recommend?
Stranger: I think sometimes I get dizzy when they move to fast
You: Mirrors Edge is my favorite
You: it's a bit shooting in it tho
You: But Portal is a great pussle game in first person
Stranger: cool
Stranger: years ago i played Oni
Stranger: that had some punching and kicking
Stranger: in addition to shooting
You: Oh, I borrowed thet from my brother just 2 days ago
Stranger: yeah, it was pretty neat
Stranger: I liked it
You: So did he
I was to young to play it before, but I'm planning to try it soon
Stranger: Someone should make a more modern game with some of the same ideas
You: Agreed
Stranger: Anyway, I better get back to coding some tcp application
Stranger: nice chatting with you
You: TCP?
Stranger: sockets
Stranger: network programming
Stranger: do you code?
You: Thanks, nice to chat with you to
You: No, I'm still at school
You: and dont know any programs in which you can program yourself
Stranger: haha, never too young to learn though
You:
Stranger: i recently found a website that has simple games with code that you can read
You: Nice
You: remember its name?
Stranger: http://cymonsgames.retroremakes.com/
You: Thanks
Stranger: there's a page on there that shows you how to set up some programming tools
Stranger: like code::blocks
You: OK
You: I'll try it soon
Stranger: Cool
Stranger: anyway, gotta go
Stranger: bye
You: Bye

[hsoldier]

You: hey
Stranger: GLORY TO THE MOTHERLAND!
You: dude or dudet
Stranger: Gender is a form of discrimination invented by the bourgeois, once the revolution is complete all will be equal and imperialist scum like you shall be disposed of!
You: erm okay....

[Wushu]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a stranger.Say Bounjour.
You: Bounjour?
Stranger: OMG Your fr3nch!1?
You: Erm no...
Stranger: Like why diid u lik say bounjour.
You: It said so....
Stranger: Wat lik g0d?
You: Nah the server.
Stranger: Euw.
You: Um well... What should I say..Oh I know Your grammer is terrible goodbye.
You have disconected.

[Star89er]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hi.
You: Gotta start this one out right...
You: Tits.
You: DAMMIT!
You: Let's start over
Stranger: Lol.
You: Um
You: Hi
Stranger: Penis.
Stranger: Oh, whoops.
You: Ok, try one more time...
You: Hello, I had sex with your mother last night.
Stranger: Not another one...
You: OK, I suck at this
Stranger: You do.
You: Indeed.
Stranger: We could just skip the introduction part and move onto the small talk.
You: Yeah
Stranger: I gtg, sorry, bye
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[StinkyNelkin]

Stranger: Hi
Me: Hi
Stranger: ASL?
Me: Testicles

[Wushu]

Wait dw.

[StinkyNelkin]

Stranger: hi
You: Favorite kind of muffin?
Stranger: every one
You: Omg Same
Stranger: scary!
You: We should be together
You: I love you
Stranger: what a shame
Stranger: i dont like your ass
You: This is going too fast, I think we need a break
You: It's Just
You: I love you
You: But
You: I don't think I'm in love with you
Stranger: obviously not
Stranger: that hurts like hell
You: So
Stranger: you little asshole

[aC.Sleet]

Lol i'd post mine but it was way too long, some guy said he' going to email me his nipples.

[Cerium]

You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: Do you liek Sonicz?
Stranger: what?
You: SONICZ
You: Do you Liek?
Stranger: no
You: Whyz not?
Stranger: i dont konw
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[hsoldier]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Rawr
Stranger: Rawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwr
Stranger: would you be my birch?
Stranger: bitch :P
You: im a dude
Stranger: I heard you like mudkipz..
You: no
You: pickachu
Stranger: So I put a mudkip in your mudkip so you can drive your mudkip while you spank my ass.
Stranger: Pick A Chooooo
You: O_O
Stranger: Biatch
Stranger: Im 18f new jersey
Stranger: you?
You: sAD shit

[Cerium]

Stranger: hi
You: Do you want to know what love is?
You: Do you want me to show you?
Stranger: no :'D
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[AfterShock]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: do you liek mudkipz
Stranger: what is that?
Stranger: tell me
You: mudkipz
Stranger: never told me before
Stranger: what is mudkipz?
You: mudkipz
Stranger: i dont know it YOU MOTHERFUCKER!
Stranger: WHAT IS THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: mudkipz
Stranger: TELL MEEEEEE THATTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!
You: mudkipz are mudkipz
Stranger: AM I SO LAME I DONT KNOW IT??????????????
Stranger: PLEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
Stranger: exmplain!
You: do you liek mudkipz
Stranger: WHAT IS THAT YOU MOTHER FUCKER!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: SHIT
You: do you liek mudkipz
Stranger: fuck you
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Silent Oblivion]

I just lawled at Aftershock's.

[Star89er]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: are you nicole from australia?
You: Nooope
Stranger: who r u?
You: Prote from K-PAX
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Whoever gets the reference wins at life.

[DeathSpawn11]

You: O Hai
Stranger: HELLO
You: Yay you're not speaking a different language
You: >_>
Stranger: I´M A GUY,46 YEARS OLD,JUST WANT TO TALK
You: You're a rapist.
You have disconnected.