Omegle conversations

[Ervo]

Not familiar with Omegle?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Omegle

Now, everybody. Post your funny/non-funny conversations with strangers. I find this one pretty funny.

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hey
Stranger: hey!
You: Whaddaya buying
You: I got a lot of good things on sale, stranger
Stranger: comedy festival tickets, hopefully
You: AHHH
You: Lots of firepower there, stranger
Stranger: this is a video game isn't it
Stranger: i'm pretty sure i've seen my housemate playing this
You: I'll buy it with a high price, stranger
Stranger: i'll have whichever weapon that kills most effectively
You: Not enough cash, stranger
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[hsoldier]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hey
You: hi
You: how art thou?
Stranger: Whats up?
You: life
Stranger: Oh, fine
You: and the ceiling
You: this is shit O_o
Stranger: Show thine teats or remove thyself
Stranger: or show other teats
You: whats a teat
Stranger: tits or gtfo.
You: xD
You: dude
You: im a man

[Apollo]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: 45 M Texas
You: Hi
You: 16 F Sydney, Australia
Stranger: 45 M Texas
Stranger: still interested?


I then immediately got the fuck out of there

[CengizMan]

Stranger: got beaten up today at the basketball court
You: Ah.
Stranger: live in a tough part of philly, worried it'll happen again
You: Sucks for you.
Stranger: got home and told mom
Stranger: she got scared
You: Why doesn't your mom send you to Bel Air.
Stranger: and said you're moving with your auntie and uncle in bel air
Stranger: fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

From another site.

[Apollo]

From another site.

You're joking... Just when I get the courage to go back in.

You: ...My parents kicked me out
You: I was mooching too much
Stranger: how pity
You: Can you send me money?
Stranger: are you chinese
You: No, I'm black, actually
You: I'll tell you a tale
You: Now this is a story, all about how
You: my life got flipped, turned upside down
You: and I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there
You: I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-Air
Stranger: i am listen to you
Stranger: ?
Stranger: where are you from
You: Bel-Air
You: In west Philadelphia born and raised
Stranger: africa?
You: On the playground was where I spent most of my days
You: Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
You: And all shootin some b-ball outside of the school
Stranger: hehe that is interesting
You: When a couple of guys Who were up to no good
Stranger: i am chinese
You: quiet
You: this is my story
You: Started making trouble in my Neibourhood
You: I got in one little fight, and my Mum got scared
You: she said "You're moving with your aunt and uncle in Bel-Air"
You: I begged and pleaded with her, day after day
Stranger: en i got it
You: But she packed my suitcase
You: and sent my on my way
You: She gave me and kiss
You: and gave me my ticket
You: I put my walkmen on
You: and said I might as well kick it
You: okay
You: your turn
Stranger: tell you a story about me?
You: Yeah

[oxol]

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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hey
Stranger: Hi
You: Where do you live?
Stranger: London
Stranger: you?
You: Cool
You: Sweden
Stranger: Nice
Stranger: Are you guys really putting software pirates in jail? that sucks
You: Yeah, I guess
Stranger: Anyway, how did you find out about omegle?
You: A friend from a video game site tipped (That's a real word, right?) me
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: Strange concept
Stranger: Interesting though
You: Yes
You: but pretty fun
Stranger: yeah, the experience of talking to a stranger that you know absolutely nothing about
You: I guess it's good too
Stranger: I guess.
You: But I wonder why he created it ^^
Stranger: Because now, if I try to talk to some stranger in real life, it is so much easier compared to this, because at least you can see what they are wearing, what they look like
Stranger: haha
You: haha
Stranger: You're a gamer?
You: Yes
Stranger: Strategy?
Stranger: or FPS?
You: I play pretty many kinds of games
You: But I like FPS pretty much
You: but I prefer the FPS's where it's not much shooting :P
Stranger: What? lol
Stranger: what do you do if not shoot?
Stranger: you mean like thief?
You: Well, that's not First Person Shooters, but they're still usually called that
You: First person games in general
Stranger: What non shooter fps do you recommend?
Stranger: I think sometimes I get dizzy when they move to fast
You: Mirrors Edge is my favorite
You: it's a bit shooting in it tho
You: But Portal is a great pussle game in first person
Stranger: cool
Stranger: years ago i played Oni
Stranger: that had some punching and kicking
Stranger: in addition to shooting
You: Oh, I borrowed thet from my brother just 2 days ago
Stranger: yeah, it was pretty neat
Stranger: I liked it
You: So did he
I was to young to play it before, but I'm planning to try it soon
Stranger: Someone should make a more modern game with some of the same ideas
You: Agreed
Stranger: Anyway, I better get back to coding some tcp application
Stranger: nice chatting with you
You: TCP?
Stranger: sockets
Stranger: network programming
Stranger: do you code?
You: Thanks, nice to chat with you to
You: No, I'm still at school
You: and dont know any programs in which you can program yourself
Stranger: haha, never too young to learn though
You:
Stranger: i recently found a website that has simple games with code that you can read
You: Nice
You: remember its name?
Stranger: http://cymonsgames.retroremakes.com/
You: Thanks
Stranger: there's a page on there that shows you how to set up some programming tools
Stranger: like code::blocks
You: OK
You: I'll try it soon
Stranger: Cool
Stranger: anyway, gotta go
Stranger: bye
You: Bye

[axel_master]

From another site.

Dude, someone those exact words to me on omegle

[vidboy10]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: /b/
Stranger: horny girl?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

LMFAO.

Here's another one

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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Im Billy Mays
Stranger: holy shit
Stranger: go an hero so the media is right, but i still love you
You: But first
Stranger: magic trick?
You: Would i like to introduce you my new product called "Afterlife"?
Stranger: i don't know, would you?
Stranger: sounds like a game to me.
You: YOU GET A GREAT DEAL WHERE YOU NOT GET ONE OR TWO BUT TREE ETERNITYS IN THE AFTERLIFE. STILL NOT CONVINCED?
Stranger: shit.
Stranger: even in death you've still got it
Stranger: i go now
Stranger: an hero in peace billy mays
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

For those who dont get the meaning "An Hero" I means a slang for suicide.

[AfterShock]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: do you liek mudkipz
Stranger: what is that?
Stranger: tell me
You: mudkipz
Stranger: never told me before
Stranger: what is mudkipz?
You: mudkipz
Stranger: i dont know it YOU MOTHERFUCKER!
Stranger: WHAT IS THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: mudkipz
Stranger: TELL MEEEEEE THATTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!
You: mudkipz are mudkipz
Stranger: AM I SO LAME I DONT KNOW IT??????????????
Stranger: PLEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
Stranger: exmplain!
You: do you liek mudkipz
Stranger: WHAT IS THAT YOU MOTHER FUCKER!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: SHIT
You: do you liek mudkipz
Stranger: fuck you
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Silent Oblivion]

I just lawled at Aftershock's.

[Star89er]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: are you nicole from australia?
You: Nooope
Stranger: who r u?
You: Prote from K-PAX
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Whoever gets the reference wins at life.

[DeathSpawn11]

You: O Hai
Stranger: HELLO
You: Yay you're not speaking a different language
You: >_>
Stranger: I´M A GUY,46 YEARS OLD,JUST WANT TO TALK
You: You're a rapist.
You have disconnected.

[ChuckECheese123]

Stranger: Hi

You: Yo man

Stranger: sup dawg/

You: you have a ps3

You: ?

Stranger: ha no only a wii :P

[Lenny819]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey
Stranger: i want to be as skinny as nicole richie.
You: K....
Stranger: and i was fasting
Stranger: but i just ate
Stranger: 2 bowls of bran flakes.
Stranger: and now i feel crap.
You: k....
Stranger: and i want to sick myself up
Stranger: but i've tried before like 2 times
Stranger: and i cant do it.
Stranger: and
Stranger: im generally
Stranger: panicking
Stranger: HELP
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Altair]

You: sup holmes
Stranger: Hey
Stranger: guess what
You: what?
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[Chef]

LOL at AfterShock's!

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: HII
You: heeeyyyyyyy
Stranger: suppppppppp
You: male or female
Stranger: female
Stranger: yourself?
You: i dont know
Stranger: no worries

[yellowTail]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hai
Stranger: Hey
You: Flay
Stranger: Gay
You: May
Stranger: Lay
You: Ray
Stranger: Day
You: Night
Stranger: Bright
You: Orange
Stranger: Door Hinger
Stranger: kbai

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Stranger: hi
You have disconnected

[Lenny819]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello there fella
You: By golly
You: Jee wiz are you their
Stranger: hi
You: Oh shucks
You: u are here
Stranger: yea
You: Im from thee ol' west
Stranger: where is it
You: im staying at nifty saloon tonight
You: and day got a here compute machine
You: Why its west of course
Stranger: you feel bored
You: This is the most fun ive had since my ol gals were alive
Stranger: that‘s funny
Stranger: guy？
You: shucks, we has a lot of good ol funny moments
You: Yes Im a guy
Stranger: age？
You: I have no idea
Stranger: why
You: I havent counted
Stranger: haha
You: growing up down their
You: lots to do
You: you can;t think of the little stuff
Stranger: gay？
You: Your just born and on ya way
You: gay? Happy, not at the moment why you ask
Stranger: just wanna ask
You: You know where i can find this here store?
You: with lots of hats
You: and flask
Stranger: wow
Stranger: where are u from？
You: my mama says we was from Texas but I knew we was in Oklahoma
Stranger: oh，how old are u
You: That question pops up a lot
Stranger: oh，i forgot I asked before
You: You like a lotta age
Stranger: you like girls？
You: oh yes
You: i love gals
You: sadly my wife has been dead for a good whulee
Stranger: whulee？
You: she was shoveling the dirt when a horse ran this here gal ova
Stranger: you have good sense of humor
You: Must be from my mama, along with ma perfect eyebrows
Stranger: why you spend time on this site
You: I haven't talked with a being for a good ol' while
You: good to know their is still life
You: besides the workers at this here saloon
You: they have no good talk
Stranger: how about your sex life
You: When ma wife died, so did my love
Stranger: you‘re a nice person
You: By golly
You: Thanks
You: I gotta hit the ol' bag
You: seeya in tha good morn'in
You have disconnected.

[crazyjp]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Can I haz cheezburger?
Stranger: thats old and boring
You:
You: But Im serious.
You: I need one.
Stranger: oh
Stranger: sorry
You: With fry's and a large coke.
You: Kay pumpkin?
Stranger: sure babe
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

>_>

[Vengeance]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: I'm Ryan Benjamin
Stranger: fuck you
Stranger: i will stab your throat ryan
You: I'm a dorky, pompous jackass
You: with an ridiculously high gamerscore
You: to compensate for my incredibly small dick
Stranger: give me some fucking cash
Stranger: you prick
You: mind if I be an asshole to you?
Stranger: what the fuck does that score give you
Stranger: other than a false sence of accomplishment in a world that only exists on a cd
Stranger: pee on me ryan
Stranger: lets see what you got
Stranger: youve got nothing on grumpy
Stranger: you faggot
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