Nerdysimmer
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The santa hat turns you into incinaruu. God of spontaneous combustion.

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The Hobo is punched so hard that he is punched into a time warp to go back to 1973.

You gain a santa hat. But that's it.

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The hobo replies by calling you a witch and tries to attack you.

Silly billy, plot implies that I planned this.

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On your way, you encounter a hobo. He tells you about some war and how he is being brainwashed by the chicken people.

What do you do?
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You see a lush landscape, vivid colors, majestic mountains.

You scoff in disgust.

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The Window lost 18 HP. The window has died. You earned 19 XP.

You have leveled up!

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You use FIST to unlock the window.

You go into battle mode. The window is two levels stronger than you.

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You climb into the window using the PLOT FORWARDING MACGUFFIN BOX as a boost. You see a small keyhole on the window, perhaps to open it.

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You do not understand or follow a word of that.

You're pretty sure that the command had something about getting arms. But you already have arms.
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You are in a white cubical room. There is a box in the middle. There is no way out but there is a window on the ceiling. It shows a plesant day outside.

How do you proceed?
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