Official Chuck Norris Fan Club

Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9% of germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100% of whatever the heck he wants.

Chuck Norris visited the Virgin Islands, and when he left, they were called the islands

Chuck Norris doesnt do push ups, he pushes the earth down

Chuck Norris know what willis is talking about

the only thing Chuck Norris is incapable of doing is failure!

Chuck Norris doesnt get Rick Rolled, Rick Roll gets Chuck Norris'd

once a blind man bumped into Chuck Norris he got his vision back but the first and last thing he saw was a round house kick to the face

Chuck Norris destroyed the Periodic Table of the Elements because the only element he believes in is the Element of Surprise.

Chuck Norris CAN touch MC Hammer.