Conversation Between Nerdysimmer and mchapra

The santa hat turns you into incinaruu. God of spontaneous combustion.

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> Equip Santa Hat without a thought to question its origins or if it is magic.

The Hobo is punched so hard that he is punched into a time warp to go back to 1973.

You gain a santa hat. But that's it.

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> Be concerned about whether or not the rambunctious punching of the hobo's face has cured the chicken people's brainwashing.

> Rambunctiously thrust fist into his face in hopes to repudiate the chicken people's brainwashing.

The hobo replies by calling you a witch and tries to attack you.

Silly billy, plot implies that I planned this.

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> Ask him where I can locate the plot

On your way, you encounter a hobo. He tells you about some war and how he is being brainwashed by the chicken people.

What do you do?
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> Walk towards majestic mountains in hopes to find mountain climbing adventure

You see a lush landscape, vivid colors, majestic mountains.

You scoff in disgust.

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