View Full Version : ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Ratchetcomand
11-15-2006, 03:10 PM
This is a fun fourm game. How to play: just as the game is called, ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer:p !
eg.
Me: What are Dragon Balls?
Wickedgamer1: They are the dragon's balls!
And you go on, it lasts forver really. I'll start with the same question, *looks forward to answer*
why isn't the world diamand shape?
Fuzzy_duck
11-15-2006, 05:14 PM
Because there are no such things as "diamands," the world is diamond shaped.
Why aren't there any "youPods" instead of iPods?
Ratchetcomand
11-15-2006, 05:20 PM
Because there are no such things as "diamands," the world is diamond shaped.
Why aren't there any "youPods" instead of iPods?
They use TheyPods instead .
Why is does MAV WOLF love Ace Combat ?
WickedGamer1
11-15-2006, 05:34 PM
They use TheyPods instead .
Why is does MAV WOLF love Ace Combat ?
cuz he's a faggot loser.
why did you use my name in the example? O_o
Ratchetcomand
11-15-2006, 05:39 PM
cuz he's a faggot loser.
why did you use my name in the example? O_o
I don't know ? I just feel like useing your name becusce your the coolest user on the site:cool :cool: :D
Why is Leon S. Kennedy so Thin ?
Fuzzy_duck
11-15-2006, 07:01 PM
Why is Leon S. Kennedy so Thin ?
Because if he was fat, then to keep his gargantuan size he would always have to eat donuts, and since zombies love donuts, his position would be given away too easily.
Why does a mirror reverse things left and right, but not up and down?
treesquirrel12
11-15-2006, 07:11 PM
because it would give away the alternate world hidden in the mirror
Why are we asking all these stupid questions???
Fuzzy_duck
11-15-2006, 07:20 PM
Why are we asking all these stupid questions???
Because....um....I dunno, 'cause we feel like it?:rolleyes:
anyway, why do we have computer mice, why not computer hamsters?
PunisherAB
11-15-2006, 09:01 PM
'Cause hamster whould eat all the computer cords.
Why the F@ck do I say $hit with Symbols?
lord_arcanus
11-16-2006, 08:22 AM
Because you aren't really allowed to swaer on the site. well you can occasionally, but you could get banned.
why are the simpsons yellow? is it because they feel sick?
Because you aren't really allowed to swaer on the site. well you can occasionally, but you could get banned.
why are the simpsons yellow? is it because they feel sick?
no its because the guy who makes the series eats a lot of banana :D
why noobs speak like retareds ?
PunisherAB
11-16-2006, 10:26 AM
You just explain it! XD
Why do poeple copy what I do and do it half-ass?
(Like when I make an website then follow, but do it half-ass, but now taking care of it or using FreeWeb..but lodo and Wick does an good job with it :D)
werdney
11-17-2006, 01:40 PM
You just explain it! XD
Why do poeple copy what I do and do it half-ass?
(Like when I make an website then follow, but do it half-ass, but now taking care of it or using FreeWeb..but lodo and Wick does an good job with it :D)
Because they strive for the required attention every human needs to live, and they don't recieve it from their parents so they turn to the internet.
Why does I go before E except after C?
Ratchetcomand
11-17-2006, 01:41 PM
Because they strive for the required attention every human needs to live, and they don't recieve it from their parents so they turn to the internet.
Why does I go before E except after C?
Becusce D thinks C is to ulgy .
Why is Master Chife head so small ?
Becusce D thinks C is to ulgy .
Why is Master Chife head so small ?
cause when he travles in space and get back to earth the gravty power shrink his head down :p
why pople get angry over the internet ? ist because they don't get enough sun and air
Fuzzy_duck
11-17-2006, 11:03 PM
why pople get angry over the internet ? ist because they don't get enough sun and air
Well, first you must understand that Poples are complex animals, and yes, they do get angry from not enough sun. They are very sensitive to darkness, and when seperated from their precious light, they get very agitated.
Oooh, you meant people.
I have no clue.
:D
So why don't computer speakers do speeches. If their speakers then they should speak to the public.
So why don't computer speakers do speeches. If their speakers then they should speak to the public.
cause they will speak like retareds ( microsoft sam for example )
why pople get angry over the internet ( no one has answerd my Q
PunisherAB
11-18-2006, 03:37 AM
cause they will speak like retareds ( microsoft sam for example )
why pople get angry over the internet ( no one has answerd my Q
'cause they don't have a life.
Why did I quote the last post?
'cause they don't have a life.
Why did I quote the last post?
cause no one will know if you were talking to that persion
why do we have to pay for photoshop cs2 ?
Fuzzy_duck
11-18-2006, 06:29 AM
Because the makers suck at life, and worship satan.
Why is the spelling of everybody on this site horrible? (ex. "poples" "diamands" my whole vocabulary)
Radioactive Bob
11-18-2006, 07:08 AM
because patatoes ate their livers
why can't mushrooms make me taller?
Ratchetcomand
11-18-2006, 07:48 AM
because patatoes ate their livers
why can't mushrooms make me taller?
You need the mushrooms from Haven .
Why does Grey fox where a robot suit ?
Fuzzy_duck
11-18-2006, 08:05 AM
Because he can't eat cereal.
Why are they called legal ruled notepads? (as opposed to illegal ruled notepads)
werdney
11-18-2006, 09:07 AM
Because they're the legal ones. The illegal ones are sold in the back alley of the Halo 3 section on the site. $5 each. ;)
Why can't I play my old Backyard Football game in my backyard?
lord_arcanus
11-19-2006, 05:42 AM
maybe because you will destroy the yard, maybe???
is this a stupid question?
Radioactive Bob
11-19-2006, 06:33 AM
yes, and this is a stupid answer.
will a marshmallow ever eat a bowl a concrete and choke on water while playing the banjo?
Fuzzy_duck
11-19-2006, 12:38 PM
No, it is too afraid of your crappy randomness. (don't worry, mine is worse.)
Can I get a comp-I-ter instead of a comp-you-ter?
PunisherAB
11-19-2006, 12:49 PM
No, it is too afraid of your crappy randomness. (don't worry, mine is worse.)
Can I get a comp-I-ter instead of a comp-you-ter?
Does the comp-I-ter comes with iPods or iFries with that?
How much could a fanboy buy it the fanboy would buy toys?
100000 :eek: lol
why people have hair ?
Fuzzy_duck
11-19-2006, 01:21 PM
Because then the evil salamanders from space would be able to use them as mirrors.
What is the difference between a comma & a period?
Radioactive Bob
11-19-2006, 01:23 PM
commas are like tadpoles, they are long when a child, but when they grow up they shrivel into a period at the end of a sentance... it's the cycle of life...
why is the series called Final Fantasy if the games just keep coming? Why not Neverending Fantasy?
Fuzzy_duck
11-19-2006, 01:29 PM
Because the makers suck at life and worship satan.
Why is Legend of Zelda just so darn awesome?
Ratchetcomand
11-19-2006, 06:46 PM
Because the makers suck at life and worship satan.
Why is Legend of Zelda just so darn awesome?
Link use this awesome sword to make pepole buy it .
Why is Mario so short ?
WickedGamer1
11-19-2006, 08:55 PM
because he's african american....
why am i so retarded?!
Fuzzy_duck
11-19-2006, 09:04 PM
Because your name is Derek.
Why am I staying up late when tomorrow is a school day?
Ratchetcomand
11-20-2006, 08:44 AM
Because your name is Derek.
Why am I staying up late when tomorrow is a school day?
Becusce your school has been shut down
Why do yoshi come in diffent colors ?
its because so people don't get board with the same coolier :D
why wicked can't stop talking like retared ?
Fuzzy_duck
11-20-2006, 09:29 AM
Because he is one.
Why can't I think of a question?
lord_arcanus
11-20-2006, 09:40 AM
because most questions have been taken up, and maybe you can't be arsed to think.
how come i haven't asked for a 360 + gears of war instead of asking for a wii?
cause the wii has stuff that is
شاذه
why do i speak araiben langaug sometimes and im not araben ?
Fuzzy_duck
11-20-2006, 09:55 AM
Because you have discovered the MS character map.
Why can't I find Japanese on the character map?
lord_arcanus
11-20-2006, 10:08 AM
because the character map is just gay.
why did fuzzy duck change his avatar?
cause he wanted a funny one
why do people don't believe that i have ps3
Fuzzy_duck
11-20-2006, 11:43 AM
Because you don't.
Why aren't there any girls on this site? (with the exception of Vanessa and now...this one other user who just joined)
its because half of the site memebrs is trolls
why do people vote on good boxs low
Ratchetcomand
11-20-2006, 01:19 PM
its because half of the site memebrs is trolls
why do people vote on good boxs low
Becusce they can .
Why is Donkey Kong called Donkey Kong ?
Fuzzy_duck
11-20-2006, 01:30 PM
Because Kong refers to the famous gorilla, and Donkey refers to his stupidity. (true story, its how Miyamoto came up with his name.)
Why do ducks eat cheese?
Ratchetcomand
11-20-2006, 01:39 PM
Because Kong refers to the famous gorilla, and Donkey refers to his stupidity. (true story, its how Miyamoto came up with his name.)
Why do ducks eat cheese?
To make more Gass .
Why is Megaman bule ?
Fuzzy_duck
11-20-2006, 01:46 PM
Who's Magaman?
OOHHH, you mean megaman!!!
He is blue because he is sad about the state of the spelling & grammar of this site, and blue is a synonym of sad.
Why do tough guys wear pink?
cauze ther girls :p
why do spamers always talk like this *tyriewrbakiur* ??????:confused:
Fuzzy_duck
11-20-2006, 01:55 PM
*sigh*....Its spammers, not "spamers!!"
There is something called spell check WoW!!
But anyway, spammers talk like that because they are all 6 years old and know nothing.
Why am I so picky about spelling?
Ratchetcomand
11-20-2006, 01:56 PM
Becusce your head blows if you see bad spelling !
Why does MK like porn ?
Radioactive Bob
11-20-2006, 01:57 PM
because they want people to sit at their computer for 5 hours to try and figure out what it says.
how can there be an "assault recon"? such as in FEAR. they are opposites...
ONE OR THE OTHER MONOLITH! one...or the other...
Radioactive Bob
11-20-2006, 01:58 PM
that was directed towards the above poster before Fuzzy Duck, i suppose the next person can just choose? :confused:
Ratchetcomand
11-20-2006, 01:59 PM
because they want people to sit at their computer for 5 hours to try and figure out what it says.
how can there be an "assault recon"? such as in FEAR. they are opposites...
ONE OR THE OTHER MONOLITH! one...or the other...
I naver play F.E.A.R so i can't say .
Why does WOW go crazy if his boxart get a low vote:D ?
I naver play F.E.A.R so i can't say .
Why does WOW go crazy if his boxart get a low vote:D ?
cause i put all im effert away in the box
and then retared comes and vote low ... do you know what i do ??
Ratchetcomand
06-20-2007, 10:40 AM
I remeber this Thread .
Because they have no life.
Why is Tinky Winky gay ?
sockeymeow
06-20-2007, 10:54 AM
because if he was streight he coulnt be purple
Why is my name sockeymeow
Chibi Cloud
06-20-2007, 11:05 AM
cause the wii has stuff that is
شاذه
why do i speak araiben langaug sometimes and im not araben ?
Because your not Araben. Lol. Why was six afraid of sevean?:rolleyes:
Chibi Cloud
06-20-2007, 11:09 AM
because if he was streight he coulnt be purple
Why is my name sockeymeow
Because your a cat. You live in a sockey sock, and you meow. Lol! What do you call a ding dong who stands in the middle of the street?
DeathSpawn11
06-20-2007, 11:44 AM
u call it a ding dong in the middle of the street of course!
what the hell is a dinner fuck? (P.A.N.I.C.S. reference)
Chibi Cloud
06-20-2007, 11:47 AM
A fucker who fucks up dinner. Why did the cow jump over the moon?
Ratchetcomand
06-20-2007, 11:50 AM
So he can touch his self .
Why does Jack Thompson hate video games ?
Chibi Cloud
06-20-2007, 12:06 PM
So he can touch his self .
Why does Jack Thompson hate video games ?
Wrong! Cause he felt like it.:p IDK? What rymes with Bevis and Butt-head?
Ratchetcomand
06-20-2007, 12:10 PM
Nevis and Kock- head.
What if Chuck Norris was a Dragon Ball Z character ?
DeathSpawn11
06-20-2007, 12:14 PM
then DBZ would be the best cartoon series out there.
how do you wake up dead?
Dark_Shadow
06-20-2007, 12:30 PM
you open your eyes
why is my telphone black
maxmontezuma
06-20-2007, 12:33 PM
Because it's not green.
Are we allowed to post official boxshots too?
Radioactive Bob
06-20-2007, 12:33 PM
No, that would tear the fabrics of space and time. Don't do it.
If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy?
Nerdysimmer
06-20-2007, 01:37 PM
Because they're just, aren't happy, I guess.
If someone gave you the worst video game of all time, the worst movie of all time, and the worst music album of all time, what will you do with them?
sockeymeow
06-20-2007, 03:06 PM
not accept there gift duh
whys there a globe on the firefox logo?
Nerdysimmer
06-20-2007, 03:13 PM
Because firefox Rules teh world!
Why does the tv/cd have its own forum, and hardly anybody posts there?
Chibi Cloud
06-20-2007, 03:28 PM
Nevis and Kock- head.
What if Chuck Norris was a Dragon Ball Z character ?
Wrong! It's penis and nutt head. Heh, he. I'd kill myself.:eek: What would you do if Bevis was a Brawl character?
sockeymeow
06-20-2007, 03:31 PM
eat chicken....
where do babies come from:p
yoman44
06-20-2007, 10:20 PM
They come from where they come from :) that's logic...
What's a stupid question ?
Impossible Racer
06-20-2007, 11:52 PM
I'll show you a stupid question:
Why aren't cats blue?
sockeymeow
06-21-2007, 08:09 AM
because that would unravel the very fabric of time creating a mass explosion eventually leading to he end of the universe.
can my fish count to 10?
werdney
06-21-2007, 08:39 AM
No, but it can drive to 10.
How many boards would the mongols hoard if the mongol hoard got bored?
Ratchetcomand
06-23-2007, 09:07 AM
None.
Why is Duke Nukem Forever takeing forever to make ?
mehdi5
06-23-2007, 10:24 AM
Because the creators keep taking Lunch Breaks.
Why don't monkeys eat pizza?
LoveKuja
06-23-2007, 12:00 PM
Because cheese makes them gassy.
If God written backwards is dog, does this mean that dogs are incarnations of Satan?
lord_arcanus
06-23-2007, 01:23 PM
no, i means that dogs will rule the universe.
why does VGBA exist?
Ayron
06-23-2007, 01:35 PM
So that if i will die, my bad times will be captured and you people can make fun of me.
Why are there noobs?
LoveKuja
06-23-2007, 01:48 PM
So that other people could be very grateful about every second when they don't see one.
Is it possible to get a moontan?
Ayron
06-23-2007, 01:54 PM
it is for dark people, white people sunbathe, dark people moonbathe.
Why are there staircases, when you can jump?
werdney
06-23-2007, 06:59 PM
Because without staircases we wouldn't have developed elevators and without elevators we wouldn't have elevator tag.
Why is there a green arrow icon for the forums?
Fuzzy_duck
06-23-2007, 08:01 PM
Because the Red Arrow is a train, and its much to fast for the forums to keep up with.
Why is Manhunt 2 rated AO?
lord_arcanus
06-24-2007, 02:23 AM
because it sucks.
does God exist?
Ayron
06-24-2007, 02:38 AM
no, 'god' is merely a child with a boomerang, hitting people with it as we keep bowing towards him with our innocence.
Why did PS3 put in the six-axis??
LoveKuja
06-24-2007, 08:54 AM
It would have looked pretty stupid if they had put a live hamster in there.
Why isn't there a game that uses dancemat, microphone, Guitar Hero-guitar and Eyetoy all at once?
Ayron
06-24-2007, 08:58 AM
because people would have epileptic attacks.
what's up with the word stylus?
werdney
06-24-2007, 09:05 AM
It's like an emo. It's different from everyone just for the sake of being different.
What does a spy wear?
lord_arcanus
06-24-2007, 09:45 AM
a spy wears nothing.
why do i always have to do all the work for my family?
like always
06-24-2007, 10:39 AM
because you dont know how to make your family fear you...... witch someone by the name of Lord Arcanus should
Where do i live?
werdney
06-24-2007, 04:35 PM
In your house.
Why can't I see through my Windows? As in the OS.
shadysaiyan
06-24-2007, 05:54 PM
because your not monitor isnt see through.
why do people have only 3 fingers per hand?
Dark Koopa
01-27-2010, 03:25 PM
What are banana butts?
Eggboy'13
01-27-2010, 03:38 PM
Slyder said so.
How come the Joker died in TDK?
del337er
01-27-2010, 03:43 PM
He didn't.
Why are there 5 blue Smileys in this forum, but only 1 of the other colors?...
Js2Kings
01-27-2010, 03:45 PM
They're all sick but one got a vaccine
Why am I the only one who can prevent wildfire?
Eggboy'13
01-27-2010, 04:11 PM
Yes fuckin fuck fucking yess yes FUCK.
dats why. :)
Why is Burger King's bigger than McDonald's?
qwerty334
01-27-2010, 05:09 PM
Because "Burger King" has a "K" in it.
Why is it 1/27/10?
Karma
01-28-2010, 02:20 AM
Because 27 ate nine.
Why won't my parakeet eat my diarrhoea?
Its too busy eating its own.
Do mullets really rock?
HolyCowfartsBatman
01-28-2010, 05:40 AM
No, they stone.
How do you kill Chuck Norris?
Only Chuck Norris can kill Chuck Norris.
Why isn't mayonnaise a musical instrument?
Eggboy'13
01-28-2010, 07:15 AM
It is, dumbass.
How much wood woody could wood would could a would chuck fuck you?
mchapra
01-28-2010, 07:26 AM
He would if he could cease to chuck hi wood.
What's the Konami code?
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