Favorite Quotes/Movie Lines/etc...

[Ninjamojo27]

List your favorite movie quote or music or whatever. Please list where there from if you know.
One of my favorites now is

"When we decline, from the confines of our mind. Dont waste your time, on coffins today."

-Serj Tankian in te song "Empty Walls" I dont know why, but its really inspiring to me for some reason.

[Lenny819]

"say what again, i dare you, i double dare you motha fucka say what one more god damn time"
-samuel L Jackson Pulp Fiction

[Shadow the Hedgehog]

Slipknot quotes:
"It's going to be heavy as fuck!"
Joey Jordison on upcoming album

"I'm a perfect father and a fucking psychopath, okay? No contradiction."
Clown

"Fuck no! Negative. You will not and if you ever do see us, dude, shoot us in the face 'cause we don't know what the hell we're doing'. We're not in this for the fuckin' modelling. We're not in this for any of that shit, dude. The music mainly and fucking foremost. We don't give a fuck about all that crap."
and
"If I ever modelled for Calvin Klein I'd give myself to a flock of fans to beat me silly with a baseball bat."
Joey Jordison and Corey Taylor on modeling

and Joey Jordison's favorite joke:
"Oasis. Those guys suck dick and we want to fight them."

I love slipknot :p

[Ratchetcomand]

My Favorite Movie quotes

"Say what again, i dare you, i double dare you motha fucka say what one more god damn time" from Pulp Fiction

"You see this?! This... is MY BOOMSTICK" from Army of Darkness

"Where you're going, every day is Halloween" from Spawn

"Yippee-ki-yay, motherf**ker" from Die Hard

"I *am*... in a world... of shit." from Full Metal Jacket

"No. No point. Old men like me don't bother with making points. There's no point" from The Matrix Reloaded

"Yeah, I got something for your ass! You mess with Spidey, you mess with New York!" from Spider-man

"Enough is enough! I have had it with these motherf**king snakes on this motherf**king plane" from Snakes on a Plane

"Say 'hello' to my little friend!" from Scarface

"I'll be back." from The Terminator

"Gameover man, what the hell are we going to do now? Gameover" from Aliens

"You obviously do not know WHO YOU'RE f**kING WITH!" from Blade 2

"Well, I don't have anything to say, you've done the best you could. You really have, the best you could. You can't expect to win em all. But, I want to tell you something I've kept to myself through these years. I was in the war myself, medical corps. I was on late duty one night when they brought in a badly wounded pilot from one of the raids. He could barely talk. He looked at me and said, "The odds were against us up there, but we went in anyway, I'm glad Captain made the right decision. The pilot's name was George Zip." from Airplane!

"The Horror, Horror" from Apocalypse Now

"You're your own worst nightmare." from Rambo III

"Yes, they deserved to die, and I hope they burn in hell" from A Time to Kill

[TwistedTinkerToy]

"Which way is 3:00?!" - Theodor - Alvin and the Chipmunks

:|

[jevangod]

"Do you understand the words that are coming out of my mouth"

Chris Tucker, Rush Hour

[Dersnap]

"Hey, how's it goin'?" -A movie (try to guess which movie that's from.)
"We're gonna need a bigger boat..." -Jaws
"When you gotta go you gotta go..." -Jurassic Park

[jevangod]

* Chris Tucker pulls towel away from the man's naked body, looks down*

" No wonder you mad"

*whips his balls*


Funniest moment in Rush Hour ever.

[Radioactive Bob]

"I fart in your general direction!" - Monty Python and the Holy Grail

"The answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything...Is forty-two." - Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

"Killing time before she struts her stuff, she needs support and I've become the crutch. She'll never know how much she means to me, i play the game but i'm the referee." - Billy Talent, "Surrender"
Good song, deep lyrics.
:p

[Ervo]

On my left James LoMenzo! On my right Chris Broderick! Behind the drums, Shawn Drover! ...And you know my fucking name...

HOLY WARS!!THE PUNISHMENT DUE!!

Dave Mustaine @ Helsinki 4.2.08

[LoveKuja]

“Hey Joseph, I can see your house from up here” - Jesus on the cross

Now that the christians are pissed, time for some anime quotes for ya:

"There are two kind of women. Ones that look good in the rain and the ones that don't." - Leonard Testarossa / Full Metal Panic The Second Raid

"Believe in yourself. Not you, who believes in me. Not me, who believes in you. Believe in you, who believes in yourself!" - Kamina / Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann

"My companions' feelings have been etched onto my body. I'll change this eternal darkness into light! Heaven and Earth! One body, one soul! I'll show you the power.. of Mankind!" - Simon / Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann

"That's right. Even such primitive cymbols look like something else with human imagination. You might call this a function of the human brain. You can understand that by looking at the cave drawings from ancient times. The ancient men saw on that cave wall the animals running across the vast plains. Therefore, those people who say that they can't jack off to anime must have something wrong with their brains! Otherwise, they're just trying to act cool!" - Harunobu Madarame / Genshiken

"You can train dog with food. You can buy a person with money. But there isn't a man alive that can influence the wolves of Mibu." - Saito Hajime / Rurouni Kenshin

"Geez, doing it with a squid." Mugen / Samurai Champloo

[mousepad]

1.Alert all commands. Calculate every possible destination along their last
known trajectory

2.Impressive. Most impressive. Obi-Wan has taught you well. You have controlled your fear. Now, release your anger. Only your hatred can destroy me.

3.The force is with you, young Skywalker, but you are not a Jedi yet.


I am a Star Wars Fan:D

[Saint]

Best Death Note Quotes:

"I'm... A pervert?" - L
Lights new LOL (look it up on youtube) - Light
Bang! - L (look up l goes bang on youtube)

[LoveKuja]

No, this one.
"I'll take a chip... and eat it." - Light

[VGMaster]

Les Miserables - "You're on your own, you have no friends!"

[Vengeance]

I suck at remembering quotes... but I can recall some...

"This is easily 100 times cooler than Armageddon, I swear to god!" from Transformers

"The truth hurts, doesn't it Hapsburg? Maybe not as much as jumping off a bike going down a hill without a seat, BUT IT HURTS." from The Naked Gun 22 1/2

[mchapra]

"God send or is it evolution?"Mohindar Shurash,Heroes

[DrDoomsday]

"My man..."(repeated line) Denzel Washington, Training Day (later used in American Gangster, but didn't sound as cool)

[Cerium]

"Dont you think its a little harsh to kill me 'cause of the way I t-t-t-t-talk?!" - Nero, Devil May Cry 4

[xIAMHUNTERx]

Quick question: Who thinks they know what video game monologue I'm going to post? :P

[Cerium]

Quick question: Who thinks they know what video game monologue I'm going to post? :P

Is it from Bioshock?

[Vengeance]

"You cannot defeat me, Cloud. Because.... I am you."

Sephiroth in Kingdom Hearts II

[DrDoomsday]

"Dont you think its a little harsh to kill me 'cause of the way I t-t-t-t-talk?!" - Nero, Devil May Cry 4

Lol, I loved that part. Having a cocky protagonist leads to hilarious results in dialogues. And Agnus is a damn fool, I'm glad he got told.


Quick question: Who thinks they know what video game monologue I'm going to post? :P

*raises hand and jumps around wildly* Oooh! Oooh! I know! Pick me, pick me! Is it Bioshock?

[xIAMHUNTERx]

Is it from Bioshock?


*raises hand and jumps around wildly* Oooh! Oooh! I know! Pick me, pick me! Is it Bioshock?



Ding ding ding! Weeee haveee a winner! *sharts on you*

So yeah, BioShock has some of the most epic quotes ever. I've actually memorized Ryan's introduction to Rapture at the beginning of the game. >_> But his speech in his office is the most spine-chilling thing EVER.

[Vengeance]

Agreed, hearing him give you those commands and referencing all those things about you being a slave... it was just like, wow. Some good quotes by him...

"We make our choices. But in the end, our choices make us."
"To question is to surrender. I will not question."
"A worm looks up, and sees the face of God."

[DrDoomsday]

I've actually memorized Ryan's introduction to Rapture at the beginning of the game. >_> But his speech in his office is the most spine-chilling thing EVER.

Geek *laughs hysterically.* But yes, I agree, that part was one of the greatest examples of good dialogue and voice acting in videogames.

[Cerium]

I've actually memorized Ryan's introduction to Rapture at the beginning of the game.


OMG I did the exact same when it first came out:p
I was telling my mate in college it (he has never played the game) and he just looked at me funny thinking "WTF?!":(

[xIAMHUNTERx]

OMG I did the exact same when it first came out:p
I was telling my mate in college it (he has never played the game) and he just looked at me funny thinking "WTF?!":(

Some guy on the Penny Arcade forums was saying how he memorized Ryan's monologue for a speech class project and re-enacted it with the golf club and everything.

I then went on to kidnap him. <3

[Vengeance]

Agnus is gay. I hate him. Hearing him stutter like that makes me c-c-c-c-cringe. Not to mention those sword demons he designed after his own knob. I mean... he and Dante aren't bad actors though. I could easily imagine him saying "Alas, poor Yoric, I knew him well" at that cutscene... <_<

[Dersnap]

"That thing come by my house I kill it!" -Family Guy clip "Scary Nature"

[Shadow the Hedgehog]

Boobs
Nuff said :p

[Cerium]

"Dear diary.... Jackpot!" - Quagmire from Family Guy
When he opens the toilet door and see's a school girl tied down with rope. Haha you have to see it to get it.

[DrDoomsday]

Agnus is gay. I hate him. Hearing him stutter like that makes me c-c-c-c-cringe. Not to mention those sword demons he designed after his own knob. I mean... he and Dante aren't bad actors though. I could easily imagine him saying "Alas, poor Yoric, I knew him well" at that cutscene... <_<

Yea, he's a cocky little SOB. Lol, he sounded like he was gonna cry at the part where*SPOILERS*
















Nero got the powers of Yamato.

[XCore]

"Im You! I'm your shadow!!" Liquid Snake from MGS1
"We are not tools of the government, Snake..." Gray Fox from MGS1
"Why you calling me brother?! Who the hell are you!!" Snake from MGS1
"Foolish Girl, falling in love with a man without a name..." Liquid from MGS1
"Tommy, wheres my money?!" Sonny Vercetti from GTA Vice City

[mchapra]

"Sorry pal we're closed" Nero,DMC4

[HalfSwiss]

Needs a major revival plz.

From the Watchmen graphic novel...
"... And all the whores and politicians will look up and shout 'Save us!'... And I'll look down, and whisper 'No.'" ~ Rorschach (October 12, 1985)

[HolyCowfartsBatman]

Why so serious???!

*twich*

Jk, Jk.

Don't you think it's a little harsh to kill me because of the way I t-t-t-talk? - Nero, DMC4

Sorry, that kiss is gonna have to wait 'till later. - Nero, DMC4

I was hoping for more than just a few sparks. - Dante, DMC4

Let's bake a cake for you! - Peach, Super Mario 64 @_@

[rasengan_boi]

"I don't care what title they give me, and I do no remember ever calling myself a hero, but if there is an enemy in front of me, I will destroy it!"
-Zero from Mega Man Zero 4
"When people look at me, they see a human being... when I look at me, I see a demon..."
-Quote from movie; guess what it is?

[Altair]

Long one from Pulp Fiction:

"Well there's this passage I got memorized. Ezekiel 25:17. "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you." I been sayin' that shit for years. And if you ever heard it, it meant your ass. I never gave much thought what it meant. I just thought it was some cold-blooded shit to say to a motherfucker before I popped a cap in his ass. I saw some shit this mornin' made me think twice. See now I'm thinkin', maybe it means you're the evil man. And I'm the righteous man. And Mr. 9 Milimeter here, he's the shepherd protecting my righteous ass in the valley of darkness. Or it could mean you're the righteous man and I'm the shepherd and it's the world that's evil and selfish. Now I'd like that. But that shit ain't the truth. The truth is you're the weak. And I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin', Ringo. I'm tryin' real hard to be a shepherd. "

Dr Manhattan:

We're all puppets, Laurie. I'm just a puppet who can see the strings.

[stevencho]

"Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn."

[rasengan_boi]

"Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn."

haha, thats off of "Gone with the Wind"

[StinkyNelkin]

"The Existence of life is a highly overrated phenomenon"

:p

also,

"When they give you lined paper, write the other way"

-Juan Ramon Jimenez

^ That's Just a cool saying, ya know?

[rasengan_boi]

"The Existence of life is a highly overrated phenomenon"

:p

also,

"When they give you lined paper, write the other way"

-Juan Ramon Jimenez

^ That's Just a cool saying, ya know?

It's also the most popular/famous/well-known quote evah!

[crazyjp]

It's over 900-*Shot*

[YamiGekusu]

"Did I mention that I was struck by lightning seven times?"

~Some old guy, The Curious Case of Benjamin Button

[rasengan_boi]

Oh yeah...
"I'm going mad, and it's so... liberating!"
-Gate, Mega Man X6

[Shadow the Hedgehog]

"All your base are belong to us"?

[Tecknee]

"I came here to do 2 things. Drink some beer and kick some ass. Looks like were almost out of beer." -Dazed and Confused

[YamiGekusu]

"...There should be a new, stronger word for killing like, 'BadWrong,' or 'Badong.' Yes, killing is 'Badong.' From this day forward, I shall stand for the opposite for killing- 'gnodab.' "
~Chosen One, Kung Pow! Enter the Fist

[oxol]

"It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses. " :cool:
"We're on a mission from God" :cool:
Guess which movie they comes from :D

[Vic1293]

" 'When were you bitten?'
'Three hours ago.'
'Then today's your lucky day.' "
I thought that was a bit funny because he cant be too lucky if he's trapped in Raccoon City. (Resident Evil: Apocolypse)

[gamerking]

"My name is Shawn Spencer, and this is my friend, Hollabackatchya" - Psych
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"WHAT!? WHAT ain't no country I ever heard of! Do they speak english in WHAT?" - Pulp Fiction
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"No way Shawn. I've seen enough slasher films to know that when the brotha' goes into the woods, he doesn't even SORTA come back" - Psych
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"Just look at that guy. Why does he have his hat down so low?"
"He's fuck ugly"
"Maybe, he doesn't want anyone to see his face"
"CAUSE, he's fuck ugly" - Hot Fuzz
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more later. =P

[StinkyNelkin]

"I'm Here to Kick ass and chew bubblegum, And I'm all out of gum"

-Duke Nukem

:p

[Vengeance]

my new favourite:

"Wait, wait, wait, something about this feels kinda hinky"

-Sully from Uncharted: Drake's Fortune

[Ninty]

My Personal fav =P

"I dont have your stone, And Fuck you Anyway!"
- Edward Carnby, Alone in The Dark.


And Family Guy and Simpsons have some of the best.
"Did you hear that Meg? Guys can marry other guys now. So...this is awkward, but I mean, if they can do that, that is pretty much it for you, isn't it? I mean you as well pack it in. Game over."
-Stewie

"I've got an idea--an idea so smart that my head would explode if I even began to know what I'm talking about."
-Peter

"Peter: See, Meg, things always work out if you just do whatever you want without thinking about the consequences. "
-Peter

"Cop Radio: We have a gang shooting on 3rd and Main. Three wounded, one dead.
Brian: Is it just me or is rap getting lazier? "
-Brian

"I don't take coupons from giant chickens, not after last time"
-Peter

"Whats a Gym (he pronounses it Gime), OH a Gym!!
-Homer

"Its pronounced Nuclear dummy, The S is silent"
-Peter

[Tecknee]

"When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle.
Then I realised God doesn’t work that way, so I stole
one and prayed for forgiveness."

[super-mega-hyper-sonic]

Bart-My mom wears earrings do you think she's cool?
Millhouse-No i think she's hot!

Simpsons have Hillarious quotes somtimes!

[Ultima]

"Hold still or I'll blow your ass cheeks off" -Chris Tucker, Rush Hour 3

I don't know why, but it makes me laugh HARD all the time!

[Garuda1]

"What do you need? Except of a miracle?"
"Weapons... lots of weapons..."
-Keanu Reeves in The Matrix