The Exploding bar

[Ghoul 56]

It's been a year now and the exploding bar has finally moved to another forum! Will this forum break the record of 42 days? It is the first English forum, so let's try!

The rules of this thread are quite simple.
You use it like the conversation thread but here you always have to do an action too! Be original with your actions. Also, in this bar, you can show off your boxes (if you want and you still need to chat and take an action).

The main rule of this post is: If there's no comment placed in this bar for 5 days, it will explode and become closed.

Example of an action:
*gets up and throws his shoe at the window*
And the next person could say:
*Yells because he gets a shoe against his head*



My first action is:
*Opens the bar for public*

16-8-2009

[super-mega-hyper-sonic]

*Writes Sentence on laptop*

[Ghoul 56]

hey SMHS and welcome as my first visitor :p
Can I offer you a drink?
*Looks at the window if someone is coming*

[HalfSwiss]

*is coming*

[RoarShark]

*Is pretty sure there is a thread just like this*

[Vic1293]

*Sits in boredom*

[super-mega-hyper-sonic]

Cheers Ghoul!
*takes virtual drink*

[HalfSwiss]

*leaves the bar and has lunch at home*

[super-mega-hyper-sonic]

*calls to HalfSwiss to come back*

[Ghoul 56]

*swears and asks if anyone was interested in a job in the bar*

[Eggboy'13]

*Demands Vodka*

[Ghoul 56]

*gives wodka and leaves for a while*

[super-mega-hyper-sonic]

*Demands Eggboy gives me the Vodka*

[a-beast-of-art]

*jumps on the bandwagon and orders some vodka*

[super-mega-hyper-sonic]

*starts dancing drunkenly around a pole singing Abba songs*

[billyman31]

*loads shotgun*

[Gradon]

*Gets up with SMHS and sings Dancing Queen with everyone, then does the Macarena.

[Ghoul 56]

*takes Billyman's gun and aims it at the bad singer on that pole (singing abba songs)*

[super-mega-hyper-sonic]

*Jumps down grabs bottle and smashes it on table*

[GrahamZ]

*GrahamZ comes in drunk to the sound of the bottle "WHO THE FUCK DID THAT"*

[Gradon]

*Falls of the stage breaking a limb screaming 'FUCCCCCCCK!'

[Ghoul 56]

*gives GrahamZ another beer and tells him that if he cleans the mess up he'll get another one*

[super-mega-hyper-sonic]

*starts randomly talking crap and passes out on the bar*

[Star89er]

*Questions the very vague rules by asking how much time can pass without someone posting before the bar explodes*

[Eggboy'13]

*Fires his lazor*

[mchapra]

*Fire's in the air and goes 'aaa'*

/hotfuzz

[GrahamZ]

*GrahamZ cleans up mess and demands another beer*

[Ghoul 56]

*gives Grahamz his beer*

[super-mega-hyper-sonic]

*Hyper Sonic regains consciousness and starts having a Bar Brawl with GrahamZ*

[Ghoul 56]

*starts cheering for SMHS*

[super-mega-hyper-sonic]

*Gets distracted by Ghoul and GrahamZ smashes a barstool over Hyper-Sonic's Head making him pass out yet again*

[afifan000]

*then everyone cheers for Afifan*

[Ghoul 56]

*And some kick him in the nuts due to his over cofidence XD*

[Star89er]

*Smashes a bottle in half on the counter and demands Ghoul 56 to answer his question, threatening him with said bottle*

[Ayron]

*walks in,grabs a guitar and plays some tunes to lighten up the bee's knees."

[super-mega-hyper-sonic]

*regains consciousness and requests some crush 40*

[mchapra]

*Burn's The Bar Table*

[GrahamZ]

*GrahamZ kills everyone due to the ending in assassins creed*

[mchapra]

*Elvis Turns Out To Be Alive*

[MugglesMan111]

*Elvis Turns Out To Be Alive*

*explains how thats not an action. implies for you to GTFO*

[GrahamZ]

*Eats a chocolate unicorn**

[mchapra]

*explains how thats not an action. implies for you to GTFO*

*Looks at self's stupidity and Get's Out*

[GrahamZ]

*Throws mchapra out*

[mchapra]

*Gives the one-two punch to Grahamz*

[Ninty]

*dies inside*

[GrahamZ]

*goes home*

[mchapra]

*Makes a hoard of zombies rise*

[super-mega-hyper-sonic]

*pours petrol everywhere and lights the place up*

[GrahamZ]

*comes back :D


with shotgun*

[mchapra]

*Tell's every one to hide in the Winchester*

/Shaunofthedead

[Vegeta1056]

*Reed walks in*

[mchapra]

*Reed walks in*

*Explains That's Not an action*

[mchapra]

*Tells ojoe the correct term is himself*

[super-mega-hyper-sonic]

*calls for strippers*

[mchapra]

*Accedentaly Cuts The Cake With Strippers in them*

[super-mega-hyper-sonic]

*GrahamZ's Mother comes claiming we called for a stripper*

[Eggboy'13]

*Strips*

[Diva]

*Walks into bar and Stares at Eggboy stripping*

[aC.Sleet]

*Eats the cake anyways*

[Vengeance]

*eats the stripper*

[TrevOwnz]

*then poops out 2 midget strippers*

[Jbone]

*walks in, then immediately turns and walks out*

[HalfSwiss]

*walks back in*

[Gradon]

*Gives everyone a free beer*

[Vengeance]

*declines the beer because he doesn't drink but still thanks you for the offer*

[aC.Sleet]

*smashes his beer on vengeance's head* Because Twilight is fucking terrible.

[Jbone]

*Walks in and cautiously sits down*

[Manuel_Alejandro95]

*Sits down next Jbone and scream for more free beers*

[Eggboy'13]

*Pisses in bottle and hands it to manuel*

[Chibi Cloud]

*walks in and sits*

[Eggboy'13]

*Makes chibi leave, as we do not allow chibi's in the vgbar.

[super-mega-hyper-sonic]

*Attempts to sing thrash metal in Irish*

[mchapra]

*Kills SMHS for singing trash metal in Irish*

[Ghoul 56]

*Kills Mchapra for killing SMHS for singing thrash metal in Irish*

[paper sonic]

And then everybody played happly with there lego bricks

[Ghoul 56]

* "accedently" pushed over paper sonic's lego and stole some bricks*

[Gradon]

*Makes a gun out of lego bricks and holds Ghoul hostage*

[ELCrazy]

*Gradon is a-sploded and ELCrazy is a-dancin'*

[Ghoul 56]

ELCrazy didn't succeed in rescuing me.
*Gets the stolen lego bricks out of he's pockets and throws them at Gradon (thank god paper sonic still has lego duplo bricks ^^)*

[GrahamZ]

*GrahamZ walks in pissed off as usual "WHO'S NEXT BITCHES" referring to multiplayer cod4*

[Jbone]

*Stares at everyone then decides to take a walk around the place*

[Wushu]

*walks in whistling*

[Death]

*Walks in, sees that Graham is kicking ass and takeing names, and runs out*

[Wushu]

*wonders why Death ran out and walks to Graham*

[roza]

*GrahamZ kills everyone due to the ending in assassins creed*

"emges from hiding 2o floors below sea level in a bunker and kill GrahamZ then wishes everyone back to life with the Dragon Balls, and then wishes for pie!"

[Gradon]

*Thanks Roza for bringing him back to life before being hit int he face by Ghouls logo blocks, disslocating the jaw*

[Jbone]

*Finishes walk and asks for a mojito*

[Eggboy'13]

*Wanks*

[Manuel_Alejandro95]

*Kicks Eggboy'13 to death*

[Jbone]

*drums fingers on table waiting for mojito*

[spypilot]

*walks in, does the numa numa for no reason, walks out*

[roza]

*walks in, does the numa numa for no reason, walks out*

*silently judges spypilot*

[IceFox]

*walks in, realizes he probably misunderstood the thread and broke a chain of some short, and quietly walks out*

[roza]

*shouts FUCK loudly as order from Amazon was cancelled for some unknown reason*

[Ghoul 56]

*Shouts objection! while defending Manuel_Alejandro95 for the murder on Eggboy*

[Manuel_Alejandro95]

*Free of charges, runs to McDonalds and dissapears misteriously*

[roza]

*Finds the corpse of Manuel_Alejandro95 outside McDonalds*

[mchapra]

*Asks For a martini to be Shaken not Stirred*

[Manuel_Alejandro95]

*Wakes from fainting and gives a martini to McHapra*

[Eggboy'13]

*Posts 100th reply*

[Wushu]

*taps Graham*

[mchapra]

*Beats up Manuel_Alejandro95 for making it stirred*

[Manuel_Alejandro95]

(Can all you call me just "Manuel"?)

*Leave mchapra alone without stirring the martini*

[Ghoul 56]

*slaps manuel in the face, just cause I like it :p*

[Eggboy'13]

*decides things have gotten outta hand*
*calls Chuck*

[Manuel_Alejandro95]

*Chuck canot hear the call of the mortals*
*Punchs Ghoul56 in the head leaving him unconscious and throw him to a lake with a shackle attached to his feet*

[Chibi Cloud]

*smashes beer bottle on Eggboy's head* WHO WANTS TO GET CRAZY?!

[roza]

*smashes beer bottle on Eggboy's head* WHO WANTS TO GET CRAZY?!

*asks 'why so serious?' (you know what happens)*

[Jbone]

*IS STILL WAITING FOR HIS FUGGING MOJITO, so decides to get up and punch the bartender*

[Vengeance]

*starts bar brawl*

[Diva]

*Gets punched in the face and falls into eggboy*

[Jbone]

*Crouches low and takes out cutlass, holding Manuel_Alejandro95 hostage, demanding one free mojito so he can go home*

[Diva]

*Gets up and gives Jbone a chill pill*

[Vengeance]

*whacks Diva around the head with a chair by suprise*

[Diva]

*Falls and grabs Vengeance's legs*

[Manuel_Alejandro95]

*Crouches low and takes out cutlass, holding Manuel_Alejandro95 hostage, demanding one free mojito so he can go home*
(Call me just Manuel)

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*Gets out of Jbone hands and punch him in the face, making him fall on the bar*

[Ghoul 56]

*Still sitting on the bottom of that lake waiting for someone to rescue me*

[Eggboy'13]

*asks 'why so serious?' (you know what happens)*

*Shows everyone a magic trick*


*Gets punched in the face and falls into eggboy*

*Boner*

[Jbone]

(Call me just Manuel)

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*Gets out of Jbone hands and punch him in the face, making him fall on the bar*

*Jumps up and throws cutlass, not caring who it hits*

[super-mega-hyper-sonic]

*Explodes Bar*

[Tucker1140]

*Thinks "Why does there need to be another thread for this?"*

[Eggboy'13]

*calls bouncers to remove tuck from bar*

[mchapra]

*Fire's gun randomly*

[Diva]

*Sees Eggboy's boner and blushes* ;}

[spypilot]

*laughs at diva*

[Manuel_Alejandro95]

*Fire's gun randomly*
*Fires Rocket-Launcher randomly*

[Lenny819]

*Walks in* ....
*Walks out*

[Diva]

*Stops looking at EB's boner and hears Caramelldansen and does the dance*

[Star89er]

*Pulls out knife and starts stabbing people at random*

[billyman31]

*pulls out wander waffle and starts electrocuting people at random*

[Diva]

*Runs outside and looks inside window.*

[Jbone]

*Wonders if anyone forgot this post: *Jumps up and throws cutlass, not caring who it hits**

[Diva]

*Pokes head around corner and gets cutlass in eye.*

[Eggboy'13]

*Blows up VGBA*

[Diva]

*Pulls cutlass out of eye and says "Do you think that would kill me?"*

[billyman31]

*somehow manages to kill diva*

[Jbone]

*leaves, then returns with girlfriend*

[Scorpion Soldier]

*Warns JBone that that ain't no girl*

[Jbone]

*Warns JBone that that ain't no girl*

*looks and discovers that girlfriend is actually Chuckie*

[spypilot]

*books*

[Jbone]

*reveals shotgun and shoots chuckie in heart, then flees*

[billyman31]

*asks kindly if anyone wants to play pool, dodging shotgun bullet*

[Ghoul 56]

*catching the bullet with his bare hands and accepts billyman's offer gently*

[GrahamZ]

*Kills billyman*

[Manuel_Alejandro95]

"Sees Kurt Cobain ghost coming through the door and changing the TV channel from ESPN to CNN*

[XCore]

"Sees Kurt Cobain ghost coming through the door and changing the TV channel from ESPN to CNN*

*lols asking how is that relevant here. Looks at bar. Sees how stupid it is. Then leaves*.

[roza]

*waits for XCore to leave then throws a MGS party to lure him back!*

[GrahamZ]

*comes back with tanz and more alcohol in the trunk of a car than in the bar and throws a house party back in scotland :D*

[mchapra]

*Scream's 'SCOTTLAND RULZ'*

[GrahamZ]

*sings* the flower of scotland*

[roza]

*calls Frankie Boyle and tells him to meet me at GrahamZ's party*

[GrahamZ]

*Frankie Boyle say's yes, craig happy *hick* *

[Jbone]

*leaves*

[billyman31]

*leaves*

*Throws lasso over Jbone's waist, dragging him back into the bar.*

[aC.Sleet]

*Throws lasso over Jbone's waist, dragging him back into the bar.*

*Whispers into Jbone's ear "There will be no dreams."

[Jbone]

*is disappointed*

[billyman31]

hey guess what,
i exploded the bar!!!!!!!

*tells people i exploded the bar*

damn that's still an action.

[Ghoul 56]

*Tries to get out of the lake*

[billyman31]

*remembers i should be doing something right now involving a lake, has another beer*

[Eggboy'13]

*Supprise Buttsecks for everyone*

[LEGOslayer]

*drives a tank through the southern wall of the bar*

[Ghoul 56]

*Calls his personal pumping factory and tells them to suck the lake empty*

[Manuel_Alejandro95]

*Fills the lake again with wishky and vodka*

[billyman31]

*tells manuel that he's going to have to pay for all that whisky and vodka*

[LEGOslayer]

*pays for whisky and vodka with TWEE GOLLD PEECES*

[billyman31]

*aims shotgun and lego and demands A BIWWION GOLLD PEECES*

[Manuel_Alejandro95]

*aims billyman31 on the neck and tells him to drop the shotgun*

[billyman31]

*drops shotgun... on Manuel's foot*

[Eggboy'13]

*Fireworks*

[billyman31]

*plays game of firework skeet, ends horribly*

[roza]

*thinks what to do. leaves*

[Tucker1140]

*Brings in collection of RE games/Lures roza back*

[yellowTail]

*shoots roza as he is leaving, drags the body to a cliff, and throws him off*

[crazyjp]

*Posts lolwut image*

[roza]

*shoots roza as he is leaving, drags the body to a cliff, and throws him off*

*lols at yellowTail as his puny pullets cannot peirce my skintanium armour! then searches through Tuckers RE games and steals Directors Cut*

[Jbone]

*quietly sneaks away*

[Ghoul 56]

*drinks up all the vodka and finally gets out of the lake :)*

DON'T PUSH ME BACK IN :mad:

[XCore]

*blows up bar and builds one closer to my house*

[super-mega-hyper-sonic]

*drinks up all the vodka and finally gets out of the lake :)*

PLEASE PUSH ME BACK IN :)

*Pushes Ghoul into lake*

[Eggboy'13]

*Drinks Lake*

[Ghoul 56]

*Goes out of the lake and gives a prod to eggboy*

[GrahamZ]

*Shag's everyone in the pool ...*

[Ghoul 56]

*Sais he has enough of water and goes out of the pool*

[super-mega-hyper-sonic]

*Sais he hasn't enough of water but his mother wants him back by nine so he goes out of the pool*

*pushes ghoul back in then hopes his Quote edit makes sense*

[GrahamZ]

*I go to sleep*

[Ghoul 56]

*calls his mom and tells her that he goes to SMHS for tonight*
* Mom wishes him a wild night XD *

[Tucker1140]

*lols at yellowTail as his puny pullets cannot peirce my skintanium armour! then searches through Tuckers RE games and steals Directors Cut* *Lols, because its a bootleg copy*.

[mchapra]

*Burn's this Motherf***er to the ground*

[Eggboy'13]

*Invites all to play a game*

* once they agree, I tell them the game is Russian Roulet*

[Ghoul 56]

*Asks himself where he herd that name before*

[spypilot]

*plays russian roulette, pulls trigger, dies*

[qwerty334]

*Laughs maniacally*

[Ghoul 56]

* Still haz vacation and laughs at all the others who don't*

[GrahamZ]

*looks with disappointed face*

[Ghoul 56]

* puts on white gloves and grabs GrahamZ neck *

[mchapra]

*Transmute's Ghoul into gold*

[Ghoul 56]

* starts cheering that he's rich now! Still murders GrahamZ by falling on his foot. Cheers because he'll win the color comp now*

A lot of actions huh?

[Eggboy'13]

*Pisses out previously drank lake*

[Js2Kings]

*Pours 6 packs of beer in previously drank lake*

[Ghoul 56]

*Puts previously drank lake in bottles and sells it under the name "Fresh Original"

[Eggboy'13]

*Spontaniously bursts into flames*

[Ghoul 56]

sprinkles some Fresh Original over Eggboy

[Js2Kings]

*For no apparent reason, buys and uses Pine-Sol*

[mchapra]

*Unleashes Sheogorath's wrath towards everyone*

[Ghoul 56]

*saves the bar from exploding*

[VGMaster]

*Wanders back into town after a long trip and notices the new bar*

[GrahamZ]

*Craig enters with a pram*

[Ghoul 56]

* Is super-glad that the customers are coming again and asks GrahamZ and VGMaster kindly to come in and have a drink*

[stevencho]

*Wanders back into town after a long trip and notices the new bar*

*Welcomes VGMaster with open arms and buys him a drink*

[Eggboy'13]

*Orders VGM 30 virgins*

[VGMaster]

*Is flattered by everyone's generosity. But alas, he doesn't drink and isn't into those kinds of beverages. Sit's down and asks if there's Dr. Pepper.*

[super-mega-hyper-sonic]

*high-fives VGM for wanting Dr Pepper and sits down and shares one with him*

[mchapra]

*Serves Dr Pepper*

[Ghoul 56]

*Offers Mchapra a job*

[Eggboy'13]

*Fires Ghoul*

*Asks VGM if he's back for good*

[mchapra]

*Ask's Eggboy what will it be this evening*

[VGMaster]

*heads home 'cause he's feeling depressed. And the last place he wants to be when he's depresses is an exploding bar.*

Sorry guys.

[stevencho]

*heads home 'cause he's feeling depressed. And the last place he wants to be when he's depresses is an exploding bar.*

Sorry guys.

*pats VGM on the back and decides to drive him home*

[Vengeance]

*invites any remaining people in the bar if they want to play some pool*

[Lenny819]

*rejects offer*

[Eggboy'13]

*invites any remaining people in the bar if they want to play some pool*

*Plays Pool*
*Ass is kicked*


*Ask's Eggboy what will it be this evening*

*Requests a mountain dew*

[mchapra]

*Requests a mountain dew*

*Serves Mountain Dew Mixed with Vodka*

[Vengeance]

*shakes Eggboy's hand and says "good game" *

[roza]

"starts randomly singing 'Park Life'..."

[Eggboy'13]

*Challenges Vengeance to a hard core death match of some....... Ms.Pac-man conviniently located in the bar*

[Vengeance]

*accepts and absolutely annihilates you so badly, the machine sets ablaze and leaves a giant hole in the bar*

*is willing to pay for damages*

[mchapra]

*accepts and absolutely annihilates you so badly, the machine sets ablaze and leaves a giant hole in the bar*

*is willing to pay for damages*

*Takes money Kicks Vengeance's ass for damaging the bar*

[Eggboy'13]

*lol*

Galaga then?

[super-mega-hyper-sonic]

"starts randomly singing 'Park Life'..."

*joins in for the hell of it*

[Ghoul 56]

* Starts singin' 21 Guns, starts off great... Until he as to sing 'guns'*

[Tucker1140]

* Starts singin' 21 Guns, starts off great... Until he as to sing 'guns'*

*Kills Ghoul because he's singing Green Day*
*Kicks Eggboy's ass at Galaga*

[HalfSwiss]

"starts randomly singing 'Park Life'..."
*thinks this thread is fail all except for this post*
All the people
So many people
And they all go hand in hand
Hand in hand through their parklife

[VGMaster]

*Joins in on 21 Guns.*

[Eggboy'13]

*Invites all to go to the movies*

[Js2Kings]

*Rejects and goes home to watch fx*

[GrahamZ]

*Rejects and goes home to watch fx*
*gets Js2Kings out the back of bar and beats him to death for having such a terrible name*

[mchapra]

*Invites all to go to the movies*

*Has Netflix so doesn't care*

[Nektrom]

*eats a sandwich randomly*

[VGMaster]

*walks in with Iago. Already had a small drink earlier, but Iago convinces me to have another. Gets into a fight with Montano and Roderigo and loses position as second in command.*

(+rep to first person who gets the reference)

[coolguy753]

*walks in with Iago. Already had a small drink earlier, but Iago convinces me to have another. Gets into a fight with Montano and Roderigo and loses position as second in command.*

(+rep to first person who gets the reference)

Othello, right?

[VGMaster]

*gives rep to coolguy, the works more on monologue for auditions tomorrow.*

[GrahamZ]

*gives rep to coolguy, the works more on monologue for auditions tomorrow.*
I couldn't told you that, best play i seen it was at the Royal Lyceum Theatre in Edinburgh.

*goes home after drinking all of the bar's alcohol*

[mchapra]

I couldn't told you that, best play i seen it was at the Royal Lyceum Theatre in Edinburgh.

*goes home after drinking all of the bar's alcohol*

*Calls Back because he didn't finish the vodka*

[GrahamZ]

*downs vodka "what now BITCH"*

[mchapra]

*downs vodka "what now BITCH"*

*Award's the drunk award for drunkieness*

[GrahamZ]

*whoop *hic* Whoop*

[Ghoul 56]

Yaay it's alive!

[VGMaster]

*chills.*

[mchapra]

*ask's VGM what will it be for tonight*

[Eggboy'13]

*Watches Ferris Beuler's day off for no reason*