Corrupt A Wish!

[Timmeh]

Another Forum Game :D

Rules Are:
Corrupt The Wish From The Poster Above
Make A Wish Of Your Own.

For Example -
USA.Dude - I Wish I Was Good At Making Boxarts!
UK.Man - Granted, But Your Knowledge Of Making Boxarts Makes Your Head Explode
(Then You Put In Your Own Wish)

I'll Start

I Wish I Wasn't 14 :(

[Ratchetcomand]

Fuzzy Duck made the same topic .

http://www.vgboxart.com/forums/showthread.php?t=902

[Fuzzy_duck]

Aww man, that topic was sooo five minutes ago.

"I wish that the Xbox 360 racing wheel didn't cost so much."

Granted, but the price reduction is because it sucks.

[lord_arcanus]

Fuzzy Duck made the same topic .

http://www.vgboxart.com/forums/showthread.php?t=902

oh well let's start again!

Timmeh:
Granted, you'll be whatever age you want by your next birthday, but you'll still be 14 in 1,000 years time!

Um, if that makes sense...:o :rolleyes:

I wish I had a girlfriend.

[Ratchetcomand]

Granted, You meet your girl friend at school.

I wish for immortality.

[Fuzzy_duck]

Granted, but you outlive your friends and relatives, get put into a zoo, and are constantly poked and prodded in a cage.

I wish for a free pizza.

[lord_arcanus]

Fuzzy Duck: Granted, but i'll use your life savings to pay for them.

I wish that I had Xbox Live.

[Radioactive Bob]

sure, but then you'd have a lowered self-esteem from 6-year-old "squeakers" (high-pitched voices) calling you a n00b and a pwnable-punchbag.
...Not that you are or anything...
<_<
Anyways...I wish my TV didn't distort PS2, Xbox, and Gamecube games due to it's HD settings. :(

[KingdomGIMP]

sure, but then you'd have a lowered self-esteem from 6-year-old "squeakers" (high-pitched voices) calling you a n00b and a pwnable-punchbag.
...Not that you are or anything...
<_<
Anyways...I wish my TV didn't distort PS2, Xbox, and Gamecube games due to it's HD settings. :(

Granted, but your TV gets thrown out a window by angry monkeys and you get stepped on all over by a genetically altered meaty-plant eating potatoe eating woolie tyrannosaurus rex mammoth thingy and get thrown out the window and smash you TV then you have to go to the hospital for the rest of your life. :D THE END! :D

P.S.: Man that was all one sentence with no commas! :D

I wish for another wish! :D

[Fuzzy_duck]

granted, but your new wish gets eaten by a polar bear.

I wish for hot cocoa.

[DeathSpawn11]

granted but its too hot and you end up burning the roof of your mouth to a point where you lose your taste buds

I wish MAV_WOLF was dead

[Radioactive Bob]

granted, but then you'd have to go to his funeral for being a "cause of death".
I wish Tom Clancy games went back to being modern-time games.

[The Employer]

Granted, but you must bow down to Michael Jackson before Tom Clancy gets back from the future, then not not grant a users wish. (i think...)

I wish that Diablo II had updates.

[DeathSpawn11]

granted but they make the whole game suck

I wish my principal had better prununciation
(Spelling bee reference)

[Fuzzy_duck]

Granted, but "prununciation" is a synonym for man-boobs.

I wish that yogurt was free.

[KingdomGIMP]

Granted but your taste buds get destroyed so you can't taste it! :D

[Ratchetcomand]

Where your wish KingdomGIMP ?

I wish for a Wii .

[DeathSpawn11]

granted except something is wrong with it and no one will fix it

I wish I was an only child

[Ratchetcomand]

granted but your mom will hate you and kick you out .


I wish i was the demon king .

[Radioactive Bob]

granted, but now you're hated, ignored, and ridiculed by all things on Earth.
I wish that this wish doesn't get destroyed. :cool:

[lord_arcanus]

granted. but you'll never be able to make another wish again! mwhahaahahaha!!! *cough* *cough*

j/k

i wish that Bowser: The Game really existed. That game would rock. The Koopa King using a bazooka!

[PunisherAB]

Granted...but it didn't sell and I have the last copy. :D
I wish to be a Millionaire.

[DeathSpawn11]

granted but its all counterfeit and you get arrested and go to jail for life

I wish GameznFlix would send my next game

[PunisherAB]

granted, but it's broken and you have to pay for it...full price!!! O_o

I wish my site was as popular as Joystiq.com or VGcats.com.

[Timmeh]

Granted, Its Becomes The Most Popular Website In The World... But You Get Assinated!

I Want A PS3

[Radioactive Bob]

Granted, but then it blows up...Plain and simple.
I wish i though i though about thinking but think about my thoughts of thoughts.

[DeathSpawn11]

granted but it gives you a horrible migrain
I wish viva pinata wasn't so girly but still a great game

[PunisherAB]

granted, but then you became pinata. :D

I wish for money for college. (say like about $40,000 an week..even thougt I pay $2,000 a year :D)

[Ninjamojo27]

Granted, but the money is conterfit and you get executed for it.

I wish Gamestop knew when there shipments would arrive.

[lord_arcanus]

Granted, they'll know but they won't tell you! :D

I wish that the PS3 wasn't so expensive and didn't suck.

[Ninjamojo27]

Granted, but Sony discontinues them do to bankruptcy.

I wish I will get my Wii today.

[DeathSpawn11]

granted but your brother throws the Wii-mote into the TV and then your wii falls and busts open.

I wish I weren't grounded from 360 and Wii

[Radioactive Bob]

Granted, but...Wait...No, you deserve it.
I wish Deathspawn was grounded from 360 and Wii FOREVER! :D

[Ninjamojo27]

nothing at all.

[DeathSpawn11]

granted but your parents find crack in the potatos hidden under your bed and the throw everyhting in your room out and ground you for life

I wish I was taller

[Radioactive Bob]

Granted, but your head gets torn off as you go into a tunnel on a roller coaster.
i wish I had 1 dollar...That couldn't be stolen, wasn't counterfeit, and didn't explode in my hands. (because I know somebody will say that)
<_<

[lord_arcanus]

Granted, but everything you can buy suddenly raises to 1.01 dollars.

I wish that Sonic the Hedgehog on 360 was better.

[Ninjamojo27]

Granted, but it sales stop and move onto the PS3.

I wish I was a Monkey-king who on his spare time dated girls, frollected through meadows and had a deep and intracite personality. And oh yeah, owned the next-next-gen consoles

[Fuzzy_duck]

Granted, but you are retarded and gay.

I wish that people would stop wishing for money.

[Ninjamojo27]

Granted, but you start wishing for money

I wish I could fly and had wings

[Fuzzy_duck]

Granted, but your wings are made of butter, and melt as you are flying over the english channel.

I wish that Psych was on TV right now.

[Radioactive Bob]

Granted, but your city goes through a 5 day brown-out to save money for my city.
I wish my Xbox 1 controller worked. =/

[Ninjamojo27]

Granted, but it turns into a muscle stresser so every time you touch it, it shocks you.

I wish I had a gatling gun

[lord_arcanus]

Granted, but it turns into a muscle stresser so every time you touch it, it shocks you.

I wish I had a gatling gun

granted by you'll get arrested.

i wish i wasn't ugly.

[Fuzzy_duck]

Granted, but now you like other men.

I wish I knew where my iPod was.:(

[Ninjamojo27]

Granted but your dog eats it.

I wish I wish I was a fish in a dish of pish while I eat kish. Apple are also what I wish for to.

[PunisherAB]

Granted, but the fish was rotton and the apples were posion!

I wish my username whould change to PunisherAB....what it did!:eek:

:D

ok, Now I wish I had a PS3 with a copy of MGS4.

[DeathSpawn11]

granted but in the case for MGS4 was a copy of Barbie Horse Adventures and the PS3 was the Hello Kitty Edition.

I wish my bro would stfu!!!!!

[Ninjamojo27]

Granted, then I wont stfu on AIM or at school.


I wish I could C-walk

[Ratchetcomand]

Granted , it truns out you suck at it !

I wish there was no more trolls on this site .

[Ninjamojo27]

Granted, but the trolls turn into noobs and they team up to eat you! HAHA! Erm...yeah...they eat you...


I wish I had (Insert what you want here) that can not be used to harm me in any way

[dark_raider]

Paper airplanes, unfortunately they dont fly properly and crash into all your games and game systems.

I wish I had my Apple iBook already.

[PunisherAB]

Granted, but the Apple iBook had Windows 95 on it and hella viruses....you should have gotten a macbook.

I wish I could go back in time with all this technology and become a famous billioniare with them.

[E_G]

Granted but you get assassinated instead of president JFK who later goes on to cause a nuclear holocaust.

I wish I got better grades in school.

[lord_arcanus]

Granted but you become a super-nerd and you have no friends and you never get a girlfriend.

I wish GIMP wasn't so complex.

[Fuzzy_duck]

Granted, but in the dumb-down period no0bs flood the site and it gets deleted by a l3e7 h4x0or

I wish that I wasn't bored.

[DeathSpawn11]

granted your super bored ;)

I wish everyone the Giant Green Bananas that I saw...... THEY'RE EVERYWHERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Ninjamojo27]

Granted, but they came to life and ate us all! Thanks.

I wish I had a paintball gun.

[Ratchetcomand]

Granted but someone steal it later.

I wish godsmack will play there new conert in Baltimore.

[DeathSpawn11]

granted but the lead singer falls off the stage, lands on you and you accidentally kill him somehow.

I wish I wasn't chased by girls who want to braid my hair (they were choking me to death today!!)

[Ratchetcomand]

Granted but they kill you .

I wish the war in iraq was over .

[Darthspazz]

....................

[Ninjamojo27]

Granted, but you capture Osama Bin Laden. (Oh wait thats a good thing)
Fine then, you get sucked into a blach hole.


I wish I was an assassin

[Darthspazz]

Granted, but then you'd kill someone important, start a war, get arrested, and then be hanged.

I wish I had a wii...oh ya I have one. HA!

I wish I was a box artist v3.

[PunisherAB]

Granted, but then you you'll go back to v2 and for some reason go to v0!


I wish I had a house, a car, and a super computer!!!!

[DeathSpawn11]

granted but someone steals it all since you paid so much for everyhting you forgot to buy a security system

I wish there was no such thing as homework

[PunisherAB]

Granted, but then you would be in college and getting F's.

I wish for a wish of a wish someone wish in which wish do I wish

[Ninjamojo27]

Granted, but your head blows up for saying that.

I wish I was a pimp...oh wait I already am one.
I wish my dog wasnt retarded.

[Hunter]

granted but then you gonna miss laughing on him everyday

i wish that i had guitar

[Fuzzy_duck]

Granted, but its pink with lime green polkadots, and sounds like a retarded frog with a six pack of mountain dew.

I wish that my cat wasn't demonic.

[lord_arcanus]

Granted but your family kills it.

I wish for a wish.

[E_G]

Granted but it's a wish from the devil who takes your soul for all eternity.

I wish I could afford a parrot.

[lord_arcanus]

Granted but it annoys you so much and it makes your family and friends abandon you.

i wish that there was more material for halo 3 that was exclusive to me! :D

[E_G]

Granted but it is Arbiters' hot coffee.
I wish I was a Ninja.

[Fuzzy_duck]

Granted, but the National Society of Outstanding Ninjas makes you wear a pink blouse.

I wish it wasn't so bloody cold in the midwest.

[dark_raider]

granted, but its so hot you will get sunburned as soon as you go outside.

I wish it was summertime.

[PunisherAB]

Granted, but then you find out your in africa.

I wish the Super Smash Bros. Brawl was out.

[lord_arcanus]

Granted but they only have the confirmed characters so far in it.

I wish that I wasn't such a loser.

[finalfantaseer22]

granted, youre unloserfied, but still nobody likes you :(

i wish that i beat many games this year

[Ninjamojo27]

Granted, but your eyes will burn off from countless hours of gameplay.

I wish my kindney didnt hurt.
*nudge nudege Steven*

[DeathSpawn11]

granted but I kick you in the knee in the next game we play something in gym

I wish Jason (ninja mojo) wasn't such a cry baby

[Ninjamojo27]

Granted, but I still kick your ass.


I wish Steven wasnt gay and hit me in my injured kidney he inflicted upon me. Plain and Simple.

[DeathSpawn11]

granted... but wait! I wasn't gay in the first place!

I wish Ninja would get back on topic with this thread (is that possible)

[Ninjamojo27]

Granted, but I wish you would to. Also, are you sure, you wouldnt talk to that girl and you didnt even see her.



I wish I had a some pizza now.

[Ratchetcomand]

Granted but when you get your pizza it really cold.

I wish Duke Nukem Forever was Release .

[Ninjamojo27]

Granted but when you get your pizza it really cold.


Dude cold pizza rocks.

[Ratchetcomand]

Dude cold pizza rocks.


O really ? Your the only person i know who like it . Now can answer my wish ?

[Radioactive Bob]

O really ? Your the only person i know who like it . Now can answer my wish ?
COLD PIZZA IS THE BEST! How have you NEVER heard of somebody else who likes cold pizza,
I swear...This world is diseased or something...
Anyways...what was your wish again? :confused:
oh, right. Duke Nukem...
By the powers invested in me...
GRANTED...But you don't have a computer old enough to play it. hehe, n00b. :p
I wish...for NOTHING!

[Ratchetcomand]

Granted , you what something later.

I wish StarCraft: Ghost was naver Cancelled !

[lord_arcanus]

Granted, the game is released but it sucks ass.

I wish to be a criminal mastermind who can never get captured, killed, hurt, or arrested.

[Ninjamojo27]

Granted, but the world comes to an end right when you plot your first crime.

I wish Wickliffe wasnt so poor.

[finalfantaseer22]

long live cold pizza.

[Radioactive Bob]

I wish Wickliffe wasnt so poor.
Granted, but, hey, wait a minute...The city isn't poor, just the schools. :p
Ok, granted, but then we all become snobby rich folks who nobody likes...
i wish somebody would comment on my box and story in the OTHER thread. :rolleyes: